Who would be your ban if all of the following champions were pre-banned for you?
http://i.imgur.com/mNBGahg.png For me it's Blitz, which i do anyway.
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bc if i have to hear "HASAGI!!!" 1 mor time ill scream
because shes rlly good and i lowkey wanna play her but i main support...
bc im tired of seeing him every game and i hate bears
tired of seeing this blonde twink find inventive ways to break items
bcc fuck that
I'd ban Fiora again for good measure.
Lee Sin, Kalista, Quinn, Graves, Yasuo, Morgana. Any of those basically.
Blitz is a very common ban. I'm surprised he didn't make this list.
If I'm not banning Blitz, then I'm banning for my mid lane. A lot of them will appreciate a Fizz Ban, though I've banned Ahri and Lux before (usually for a Zed or Talon).
all day long.
I would ban Urf.
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http://i.imgur.com/mNBGahg.png For me it's Blitz, which i do anyway.
Lee Sin... Oh wait, I already ban him 100% of games I get a ban.
Champions not on this list that I actually ban anyways:
Don't ban but wish I could:
Champions on the list I would want to un-ban (and no, I don't play them, there's just nothing wrong with them):
I can live a blissful migraine free life now.
My god. Her stun though.
Because I'm tired of seeing his cigarless face top and in the jungle
Because fuck your %hp true damage.
Because she's hideous
because fuck you.
are still there and very banworthy among others, more than some in the list imo (especially since nerfs, that doesn't have much pickrate)
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Simply because there's nothing more miserable than playing against these champions as an immobile squish champion. Which is pretty much 80% of what I play.
Special mention goes to 
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, because holy buttmonkeys, an AP Bruiser Cho'Gath is absolutely horrible if he gets just a tiny tad ahead (Even if he doesn't get ahead, really.) Lee because I am sick and tired of picking Not-Poppy jungle and then instantly recieving 50 Lee Feets to my face when I try to an anything. Salty Sejuani Poppy at least just gets 49, because she blocked the first one.
Shaco is just because he's a prick and facing one fills me to the brim with severe botherations.
... I did not realize my concience contained this amount of salt towards certain champions. I must activate Yi's W and calm the fuck down before I die from salt-overload.
No explanation needed
Fuck him. Literally fuck him. I rarely see him played mid, so he's always a tank jungle when I am against him. Somehow he still manages to do as much damage as a fucking assassin, and he's tanky as hell. He has a stun and a slow on his passive, Q, and W. If by some miracle you can get him low, he'll just E or ult away. Fuck Ekko.
I remeber the most common ban durong Season 5's balanced moment was LeBlanc. She would be my choice as well.
Janna
Renekton. That champ is honestly fucking broken.
cuz they can't deal with tankiness and splitpushers
I don't care if a champ has a 100% win rate, blitzcrank will forever be on my perma ban
, actually I ban her over all those others anyway.
Second is because I am really sick and tired of him.
as a third because no matter how many times you say "Don't clump up for Annie Ult" or "Don't face check bushes" your team does anyway.
fizz
cause I would probably want to use my main, and weather she's OP or not, she counters him hard.
For the same reason.
This guy has been between #1 and #5 in win rates for a long time now, I don't trust him
Depends on the lane tbh
If I'm mid I would probably ban leblanc cuz she's cancer. If I'm ADC it would probably be something like blitz or Janna, maybe even thresh. Top? Quinn if i'm melee because being pushed to the tower all game doesn't sound like a good time to me, and in general if she gets ahead she can make moving out on the map very intimidating even if you have wards down; just because she's so fast warding doesn't even matter if you're not hugging the turret.
Probably one of these fuckers:
- this little fucker's troll poll is less healthy than Gragas's morbid obesity.
- this champion has so many issues, I'll just let you pick one: support-level utility, big ultimate that does ridiculous damage, her laugh is obnoxious, ridiculous poke, works way too well with thunderlord's, has a shield to out trade you with, her bind during the mid game means instant death if you're a squishy, and lucent singularity has BS range, BS radius, and BS poke.
- My team is never ready for this guy. I put down pink wards. They push lane and say, "pff, we'll be fine." They are never fine.
- If he blinks to you, you better hope you're running cleanse or you're playing Annie while under your tower, because landing this spell means you die, unless you're the tank. Good Luck.
- Because a single-target suppress that triggers instantly while ganking is totally fair. I mean, what even is counter play?
Fiora
Vayne Fizz lux?
The first two are poorly designed cancerous abominations
Lux is a bit of a filler though i really think she needs a slight ult cdr nerf Imo seconds compared to the second shortest mage cd being brand with 75 (this is all max rank) seems a little over the top especially since it is no means a weak or difficult ult Most mages see 80/100/120 as their cd so i don't get why she gets a 25 second differential 60-65 seems far more appropriate
This obviously not counting toggle ylts or special cases like swain and anivia
Morgana
Fizz, Lee Sin, Shaco.
I don't understand why Shaco isn't permabanned; someone who's read what all his abilities do is going to make your jungler absolutely miserable and then just scumbag backstab the rest of you.
Killing any of them feels -great-, though :p
Because I don't ever want one on my team.
That dark binding lasts way too long.
I see him way too often. I just want to see something different.
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You know how the community hates Fizz? That's my level of hatred for Irelia. She is the one champion that I wouldn't mind not existing, even though I follow the philosophy of, "They are here, we gotta deal with them".
Fuck her clunky kit, her buggy stun, and her four floating blades that barely function better than a regular sword.
Because fuck that blue build
I could actualy ban what counters the champion I wanna play without fearing that we won'T have enough ban to ban the OP champs of the moment.
Fck Zed, this no risk "assassin". Knock-Knock , True assassins are calling and they want their job back.
Fck this I-Go-Full-Tank-and-Laugh-at-Your-CC-while-Doing-True-Damage-Assassin
Dear God, F*ck your 547 Movement Speed. How do I kite you, when slows only drop you to 430 MS. While as ADC I run at 405.
Dear Lord, if I could choke somebody, it would be this no skill, no penalty goat looking mazafaka. Let me use 1% of my health to heal your 5%.
WHY DO YOU HEAL?!?! HOW?!?!?
WHY ARE YOU A JUNGLER? GO BACK TO THE LANE!
Janna and Sona. It's no fun when they automatically "outplay" you because their numbers are just simply higher.
Sincerely, a terrible Lulu support main.