Dumbest thing you've ever said in league?

XxxLumberJackxxX·Jun 27, 2016·6 votes·1,479 views

This is years ago when I thought having 46% WR on my main alistair support was good. I was jungling and told top lane that I couldn't gank for him because his champ, Riven, had no cc or damage.

44 Comments

xxxDogmanxxxJun 27, 20164 votes

"I take Teleport instead of Flash because I'm not a pussy." Me playing in my first account back in 2012.

FioraWillCarryJun 27, 20164 votes

Some stranger in lobby: Take flash dude Me long before level 30: Why would I want such a useless ability that only teleports you a short distance

FrozenFlame20000Jun 27, 20163 votes

samee

Captain AishiJun 27, 20162 votes

the moment i started league i recognized flash as one of the most powerful summoner spell because I played starcraft 2 before that and I knew how strong blink was on stalkers ; ;

FioraWillCarryJun 27, 20161 votes

[{quoted}](name=Captain Aishi,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=Ao7kEHXT,comment-id=00120001,timestamp=2016-06-27T18:17:48.578+0000)

the moment i started league i recognized flash as one of the most powerful summoner spell because I played starcraft 2 before that and I knew how strong blink was on stalkers ; ;

I played Starcraft Brood War. Heal reminded me of stimming marines. I played with heal all the way up to level 30 when people started to make flash look really OP.

BhagswagJun 27, 20164 votes

"Hey guys, the dragon is up, let's kill it!!"

As I stand in front of Baron Nashor.

FrozenFlame20000Jun 27, 20162 votes

XD I've done that

Comrade GuylasJun 27, 20163 votes

When tank meta came around and I thought, "Maybe this won't be that bad..... right?"

Eye of TomatoJun 27, 20166 votes

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When tank meta came around and I thought, "Maybe this won't be that bad..... right?"

say what you will about tank meta but id prefer that over Akali assassin Katarina metas Zed any Fizz day Rengar

Shattering TimeJun 27, 20162 votes

Riot adds %damage to assassins.. Tank meta goes away.. Why build AP when I have %damage? I'll just go full tank and still one shot.

HateDaddyJun 27, 20161 votes

I wouldn't

They're actually killable

Channor56Jun 27, 20163 votes

I remember when i was like level 17 i went kalista support and my adc got super pissed and i said dude, she has a freakin tether thing to help you and i can throw you, shes obviously a support

WukongMainJun 27, 20163 votes

Riven, No CC or Damage. The Dream, Riot make this happen.

KobeeeeeeJun 27, 20163 votes

" People only build boots to run away because they're fucking pussys "

Heimerdinger I was a genius.

Captain AishiJun 27, 20161 votes

i used to go 9-0-21 on renekton because I wanted the movespeed mastery in utility so I could run people down in lane in the early levels when they ran from me...

DehitayJun 27, 20163 votes

Back before I was level 30, I remember saying that junglers are stupid and demanded that people duo top.

Eye of TomatoJun 27, 20163 votes

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Back before I was level 30, I remember saying that junglers are stupid and demanded that people duo top.

did you play when relic shield was first released by chance?

DehitayJun 27, 20162 votes

[{quoted}](name=Eye of Tomato,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=Ao7kEHXT,comment-id=000d0000,timestamp=2016-06-27T04:36:37.848+0000)

did you play when relic shield was first released by chance?

I started in season 2 when Ahri was the newest champion

GaleWinUnleashedJun 27, 20162 votes

Sounds like you started about 3-4 weeks after I did, then =P

I started between Fizz and Volibear releases.

https://i.imgur.com/1HvNiEO.png?noredirect

16 is 2 oldJun 27, 20163 votes

my name.

Shattering TimeJun 27, 20162 votes

Dumbest thing anyone has ever said in League. "My team sucks. They all fed so hard. Stupid feeders so bad"

We've all been that person at some point.[zombie-brand-facepalm]

UnpaladinJun 27, 20161 votes

Nah, you see this guy shows up in one of every three games. I don't know where he's getting all these smurfs, but he needs to leave.

DeathBurstJun 27, 20161 votes

Well, no, some of us are still well mannered and know the meaning of team-work.

Sneakyy XDJun 27, 20162 votes

I made a post about how Shaco would never stop being OP as long as he had a stealthing flash as an ability. I greatly underestimated Riot's ability to nerf (and their ability to release the absurd class of TDPS). I haven't made that mistake again.

Irelia BotJun 27, 20162 votes

Rush warmogs on Riven.

Have a Nice GameJun 27, 20162 votes

When I told a feeding Vlad he didn't buy RoA xD

RalanrJun 27, 20162 votes

Someone once told me that Veigar's ult scales off of your MR. I proceeded to not build MR the rest of that game.

GibberwattJun 27, 20162 votes

Being proud that I had 254 armor as Velkoz. I was lvl 5.

HateDaddyJun 27, 20162 votes

"wtf trynd 5 AP?"

GusiclesJun 27, 20162 votes

"gg ez"

There was no Ezreal in that game...

Stasis691Jun 27, 20161 votes

"I should log in again tomorrow to torture myself, again."

Eye of TomatoJun 27, 20161 votes

Asking people what OMW meant and believing them when they said overtop my wife

liI jojoJun 27, 20161 votes

" Lemme just get hydra on lucian " [zombie-brand-facepalm]

SwiftKitten88Jun 27, 20161 votes

i typed to type in "afk sec" and i typed in "afk sex" (you know the "X" and the "C" are right next to each other on the keyboard)

but since i play league.. everyone knew that was a typo...

Itadaki SeiekiJun 27, 20161 votes

Reinstalling the game. :^)

Jk.

I try not too, but my friend one time said that building Banshee's meant he'd do no damage, as pre-reworked Malz.

Our group made a meme of it. :^)

1 800 Top LaneJun 27, 20161 votes

Someone told me they overestimated me, and before thinking i said in all caps.. "MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL ESTIMATE ME"

HadesBladesJun 27, 20161 votes

When i first played this game my friends tried helping me learn, at the very beginning i bought ad items thinking there wasnt a difference between ap and ad so i said "what's the difference between ap and ad doesn't she attack people so it must make her good." (morgana was free at the time) and that is how i began my journey on becoming a s4 morgana main.

1000angrybeesJun 27, 20161 votes

The first time I used Lucian I didn't know a single thing about him, and I assumed he was some sort of AP ADC. I died a lot and tried to build as much AP as I could. Needless to say, my team was a bit frustrated.

RugnarJun 27, 20161 votes

I remember saying "Mana Regen is good on Akali"

Moral of the story...I was an idiot when I first got Akali

nyakasgoodsJun 27, 20161 votes

"Hmm... Should I get Sejuani?"

--Me, the day after patch 5.4 went out

FrozenFlame20000Jun 27, 20161 votes

looking at azir when i was level 7 for the first time and thinking he must be a supp and trying to convince ppl that i was right XD

Angry MonsterJun 27, 20161 votes

i started in season 1 (which was a way different game) but i used to cry every time my team had a jungler. Sadly back then duo top was viable, since jungling was so fucking hard. Won as many as we loss with duo top.