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Brand and mundo

mosdeadly··3 votes·638 views

No this is not a complaining about how op these champions are forum. I dont want to since if i were to talk about everything op this patch i would have to include soraka illaoi singed and tristana here too. Seriously riot is takeing on dotas style of balance. Rather I'd like to talk about strategies to deal with the current meta of bullshit and why its strong. (note dont do the riot and say what the lcs players think is op the game isnt only based on them) now thet thats out of the way lets complain about the bastards

Violateing the ass of a few for the assistance to the less mundo goes to the top lane to chuck cleavers and sometime autoattack. Seriously and you thought olaf lanes were bad when at least olaf ran oom after useing his undertow 3 times. This bastards chunking you for half of your health every 3 seconds while gaining it back. And for the mundo mains i should give you a tip. As a former mundo main back in season two i would strongly urge you to take a breather every 3 cleavers to use your e on the enemy. Also attackspeed reds.

Now lets slice into brand. You all know him. Wait you dont? Well i guess you havent seen him for about 5 fucking seasons and now the asshole is still in the fog of war killing you. Lets just say brand is the rape that comes out in the form of a flying pile of fiery shit. Hes also the bastard thats putting that circle of death under you.

Now how do you counter them? Well for starters you might as well trade out your adc for a fucking tank because bolth of them will violate the assholes of any squishy that they approach. Then if mundo is loseing the fight he will run out of there at mach fucking 7. Brand doesnt lose. Put a galio on the top lane to actually be able to handle them. Lets be honest unless you have an udyr and a garen galio doesnt give a fuck about your ap. Hes just gonna taunt your ass and make you cry. What you dont know who galio is? Well he looks like this.Galio Anything? Hes the oposite of rammus. Ok now youre getting it. Anyway you should be able to ignore brands passive with your runic bulwark. And youre going to ignore mundo by... pretty much killing off the rest of the team leaveing him in a 1v5 situation. Its still gonna be a hard battle but im sure you can come out ahead as long as you dont have an adc.

Well that my freinds is how to not make your asshole look like youve been in prison. Now leave me be trying to climb with rapid firecannon ww.

Disclaimer: this was entirely a joke. Since sarcasm cant be made obvious over the internet this is your disclaimer. Everything i told was true though it just seems that riots trying to filter through people buying mundo and brand skins right now so maby galio will finally be cycled through too.

7 Comments

Sinestri1 votes

Well said. Amen. Good Job. This piece of the forums gets my like sir. I seriously dislike Brand so i agree with you there.

SouL1ess1 votes

Seriously riot is taking on dotas style of balance.

Riot is never taking on DotA's style of balance. They never have and never will.

mosdeadly1 votes

Was makeing a joke. The joke in league is that dotas balance is makeing everything so op its balanced.

SouL1ess1 votes

dotas balance is makeing everything so op its balanced.

Except it's not.

DotA has a meta based on who is the strongest on the current patch, but not a lot of things are legitimately overpowered.

That has to do with the style of balance that DotA has, but basically you will never feel as useless against certain heroes as you would against some champions in League.

mosdeadly1 votes

Well unfortuneatly there is no real meta. Of the entire hero pool only 5 heros wernt played in the international tournament or as you would call it: worlds.

And i was makeing a joke about it. The real dota balanceing (since youre still thinking im being serious) is that every champion has strenths and weaknesses and doesnt have many things its good at. "overpowered" to you may be sven but of course if you simply kited him with bkb he is completely useless. Or riki which is literally countered by 3 differnt types of true sight.

Dota isnt really about what champion you pick half the time too since items make so much of a differnce in the game. Meanwhile i definitly do prefer the league style of items makeing the champion stronger rather then items makeing the champion strong items being available to everyone makes the game very easy to balance.

Last rule is that valve would rather buff every single hero in the game then nerf a single one. This is proven by the pudge buff to reduce shadow feinds power. Since pudge can get him close to his team he removes 2/3rds of his power that is based on range as he has to play around the hook.

Now will you take this for what it is? its a joke. Its not a actual complaint its makeing fun of how strong brand and mundo are even if it is my honest opinion. I play league over dota even know im good at bolth for a reason. I like aspects of it better.

FadedFreezy1 votes

This is painful to even try to read and due to the biased nature and language used it should just be taken down. #Downvote

mosdeadly1 votes

Im makeing fun of the champions. I even said in the end that even know its my honest opinion that they are bolth very op it is still sarcasm stretching it further then actuality. Youre just one of those people that think if i dont like the champion im automatically baised.

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