F is for Flash

Toa of Death·Jun 6, 2015·92 votes·11,549 views

for all you D for Flash heathens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXzqTZ-bUAs

F FOR FLASH MASTER RACE

EDIT: some don't seem to realize this is a joke.

99 Comments

Akali is SO HOTJun 7, 201554 votes

Flashing my D is pretty fun tbh

JungHai0Jun 7, 201521 votes

Flash on F peasants.

D for Danger!

Mecha MaIphiteJun 7, 201521 votes

F is for imma fuck you up summoner 14

Nin10do0014Jun 8, 20151 votes

But "imma fuck you up" starts with I!

Shroom JunkieJun 6, 201516 votes

I would go F for flash, but I originally made D my Ghost, then changed it to Flash when I leveled up enough, and now I can't change it or I flash when I mean to smite or some crap. Lol.

AlgurmorbidJun 7, 201514 votes

F is summoner 4 because you know, alliteration. F - Flash

summoner 14 is D for Die summoner 7 is D for Deny summoner 21 is D for Death Defy summoner 12 is D for Distance summoner 11 is D for Downing the Buff summoner 3 is D for Don't Do Damage summoner 13 is D for Drowning in mana is D for Disabling Disables summoner 6 is for Damn son, you move quick {{summoner:17}} is D for Don't pick this.

Spell keys 101.

darkmatchwaldoJun 7, 20153 votes

"D is for don't pick this" i fell out of my chair laughing

Focus TeemoJun 7, 201510 votes

D is for dodge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvS6zMThiZU "I have flash on F". That's why you couldn't DODGEEEEEEE the enemy skillshot! D is for distance. As in i need to get some distance from me and my opponent. D is for DON'T die, put flash here.

F is for Fire, F is for fucking die already, F is for fight things with this spell! That's why we bring ignite and smite on this key.

DrackolusJun 7, 20152 votes

F is for "fuck it, I'm going in" summoner 4

Daedalus871Jun 7, 20157 votes

I have flash on X, what am I?

dabs 4 jezusJun 7, 20154 votes

XSpecial

TeynirJun 7, 20157 votes

D is for distance. F is for flames.

Or, at least, that's how my boyfriend explained it. Now, I can't have it any other way.

TwoDJun 7, 20156 votes

F is for Fire. summoner 14 = Fire. Fire = F.

N30NP4NDAJun 7, 20155 votes

Actually F for flash doesn't make sense. You don't ever accidentally press D you do however accidentally press F. Due to this, and the fact that your other spell is usually an on target spell, even if you accidentally press F, nothing bad will happen, cuz its an on target spell...

kunkudunkJun 7, 20151 votes

How are you anymore likely to accidentally press f than d. Heck, it makes more sense to accidentally press d in almost every common finger layout I can think of.

taluwunJun 7, 20153 votes

i play with flash on f and i can i agree sometimes when i press g to ping i will press f by mistake

N30NP4NDAJun 10, 20151 votes

This is exactly what i was talking about.

OJ191Jun 7, 20152 votes

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Actually F for flash doesn't make sense. You don't ever accidentally press D you do however accidentally press F. Due to this, and the fact that your other spell is usually an on target spell, even if you accidentally press F, nothing bad will happen, cuz its an on target spell...

how the fuck do you accidentally press f, it's further away. It also saves you if you go full retard and listen when people say "press d to dance"

Thats why I always put targeted spells on D.

1MazaJun 8, 20151 votes

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Actually F for flash doesn't make sense. You don't ever accidentally press D you do however accidentally press F. Due to this, and the fact that your other spell is usually an on target spell, even if you accidentally press F, nothing bad will happen, cuz its an on target spell...

If you're accidentally pressing anything I think that's your fault. Lmao

Beyond GodlyyyyJun 7, 20155 votes

Flash is D for dodge

MiracleSpireJun 7, 20154 votes

F is for freedom, so screw bringing good spells let's play inefficiently I really can't write lyrics like this So I'll just meter improperly.

AYD AnkrauserJun 7, 20154 votes

There are two types of people who play League of Legends.

You have summoner 4 summoner 14 And then there are

A Miss FortuneJun 7, 20153 votes

When you Choose Both spells you pick D and then F. So yeah, that's why I always have Flash on D. Plus it's easier to use.

RottedApplesJun 7, 20153 votes

The first time i saw people play league flash was on D and ignite was on F so I just starting doing that when i got the spells.

N30NP4NDAJun 10, 20151 votes

i actually changed mine when i got sick of accidentally Flashing.

THESuperStuntManJun 7, 20153 votes

F for flash... I don't know why anyone would even think to do that. It's just so... It makes no sense. D for flash, now that's actually logical.

Lajinn5Jun 7, 20153 votes

D for "Don't Die" F for "Fire", "Fury of the gods", and "Fools I'm backdooring you"

FadedpfJun 7, 20152 votes

tips fedora

lDontLiftIcarryJun 7, 20152 votes

im a jungler D is flash/ignite/exhaust

that guy sounds like plankton. nvm that ending.

AhhShucksJun 7, 20152 votes

F is for Fire nub.

3TWarriorJun 7, 20152 votes

first thing that came into my head...then I realized It really didn't matter so long as I had fun and a lot of the time it's easier to hit the D key than the F key because while one hand is off the keyboard, your left hand is relaxed on the QWER keys, or more like hovering over them while assuming typing position

KING OF MASKSJun 7, 20152 votes

Targeted spells belong on the F key.

NorthernDruidJun 7, 20152 votes

D is the first spell. The most important one, the one that changes the least.

F is the secondary, the one that changes the most often.

smaktaJun 7, 20151 votes

uhm no. you're low elo so i dont know why anyone replied to you just sit down and keep quiet scrub

Toa of DeathJun 7, 201518 votes

Bitch, I'm no elo cause fuck ranked.

toxıc sIutJun 7, 20151 votes

remember kids when you could be talking about something insightful, just argue about something completely irrelevant and on a shitpost-level of importance. goooo humanity!

but pah, people are having preferences and opinions that are different than mine, what heathens

EDIT: /S

Toa of DeathJun 7, 20152 votes

dude it's a joke, chill.

The EllimiistJun 7, 20151 votes

I prefer D for flash because my fingers rest on QWE and D is faster to press. Science!

JuhnZeiFoxJun 8, 20151 votes

Now I could go into this long mathematical rant about how scientifically D for Flash just makes sense. but I wont boar you ( Sejuani ) with how the math works so here is some good old common sense.

drum roll please. when you have your hands on Q,W,E,R it takes more time to press the D (see what I did there) Key than it does to press the F and you know what Darius doesn't run from a fight, and he doesn't give them a chance to runaway either. sure I could put F on summoner 4 but the thing is I don't need to run away. and for those of you who think but what if you want to flash to the enemy. and to that I say this..."take two to three steps in the direction of the enemy and press the E key. its like fishing with a net you don't always catch the fish but with time and patience you will catch that fish." now I could tell you about how my bro has his keys set to A,S,D,F and his summoner spells set to E,R yeah and you thought the D for Flash was bad

Emperor TimeJun 8, 20151 votes

D is for dodge F is for fire

MarhsallLee67Jun 8, 20151 votes

D for "Dammit", what you yell when you first unlock flash and fall for the "press D to dance" joke.

One Bind MorganaJun 8, 20151 votes

D is for Dlash

F is for Fgnite

Zhe JewJun 8, 20151 votes

I just sent that to about ury'body

Jungle Lux GodJun 8, 20151 votes

Flashing on F is to mainstream.

I use both F and D for flash.

Drunk RummateJun 8, 20151 votes

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EDIT: some don't seem to realize this is a joke.

It's not a joke. If you have flash on D then it's proven you lose more games. Always put flash on F. Srsly.

1MazaJun 8, 20151 votes

"Everyone knows you but Smite on F because D is for Dlash."

-Meteos 2014