When You're Top with Your Lane Oppenent

Toa of Death·Jul 20, 2015·96 votes·4,664 views

passively farming and trading and you keep hearing ally/enemy double/triple/quadra kill from the other side of the map and you're both like

http://i.imgur.com/Ls4b0.jpg

41 Comments

KrinuJul 20, 201580 votes

"Man what the shit is happening down there?" "I don't know, but it sounds messy." "Do, uh... do you want to go get involved?" "...not really. You?" "Not particularly, no. Pretend we didn't notice?" "Works for me."

FARMING RESUMES

Blue Moon WolfJul 20, 201539 votes

and then both teams sighn a peace treaty, the match is a draw and everyone goes out for Ice cream. hurray for peace! :D

I Main SwainJul 20, 201523 votes

except top lane. they're still farming

IcyPepperJul 21, 20153 votes

plot twist: they buy the ice cream but decide to farm more to make up for the difference

Only Play DariusJul 20, 201529 votes

Every Nasus Nasus mirror matchup I get in team builder lmfao.

SpecterVonBarenJul 20, 201523 votes

I don't care if anyone disagrees, the people that have the most fun in this game are Nasus mains that end up in a mirror match.

Ariel the CruelJul 20, 20154 votes

I like to take Braum top on occasion (as a counter-snowball). I face Susan every F'ing time! (Seriously, team builder. WHY!?)

They always honor me after game. (T_T)

I Main SwainJul 20, 201525 votes

I once had a mirror ekko match and we spent the entire game having an existential debate over which of us was the original and which was the past ekko.

LICENSED HOOKERJul 20, 20154 votes

its like who can race against time the first

Joe DreddJul 20, 20151 votes

That the most shitty lane of them all, because it's forced passiveness. Whoever tries to aggro will have to wither first and the passive will wither second, meaning the first loses damage reduction.

LICENSED HOOKERJul 20, 20152 votes

lmao i remember my first nasus v nasus, i thought that by killing him id win and be able to stack. sooooo wrroonggg

he just ignored and got enough stacks to push me out of lane :s but we still won because lockscreen nasus op

Joe DreddJul 20, 20151 votes

i lockscreen (^:

McAllisterJul 21, 20152 votes

As a Nasus main, I can confirm!

Confron7a7ion7Jul 20, 20151 votes

MUST. OUT STACK. OTHER NASUS!

Saminus MaximusJul 20, 20157 votes

Had a mirror match up recently as Nasus. Form a truce, we are brothers after all. Level 3 akali comes and ganks me, my brother turns on me. As i died so did my mercy, my kindness, and my trust. Go back into lane kill my brother resume stacking. Akali comes top again, strike the harlot down, and repay my brother for his betrayal once again. Take everything he ever loved from him, his stacks, his turret, and finally i took his victory.

LOL SpammerJul 20, 20151 votes

Best lane ever, Nasus Singed

LavasiothJul 21, 201512 votes

i had a Singed vs. Singed match once....

We both sat in front of the others turrets and cleared waves ignoring each other. We actively tried flinging each other away from our junglers

IcyPepperJul 21, 20156 votes

talk about a sticky situation

Doctor DymentJul 20, 20155 votes

If I can, I sign an official armistice with the enemy top laner.

SociopathFriendJul 20, 20155 votes

Chogath Actually no, Mordekaiser I'm normally Darius the one Jax getting the quadra.

TurquoiseYoshiJul 21, 20154 votes

Chogath : Hey dude I'm gonna go TP to dragon, gonna get some kills, you want to join? Nasus : Nah I'll just keep on with the stacks, you have fun.

itsjustjadenJul 21, 20151 votes

Hecarim pls

RottedApplesJul 21, 20155 votes

i had an island moment in top lane fairly recently. i was minding my own business when i look over and realize our lulu is legendary and i'm like wtf when did this happen.

The Exile KaguyaJul 20, 20153 votes

I laughed a bit too hard because of how true it is, thanks for that

Rito JerichoJul 22, 20153 votes

Aatrox So... any idea WHAT just happened there? Tryndamere Not a clue. Aatrox Keep fighting for now? Sure. Why not?

Both ignore what just happened and continue their own battle

GamerThinkJul 20, 20152 votes

summoner 12

Dingding123Jul 20, 20152 votes

literally DrMundo and Gangplank

CicoteJul 20, 20151 votes

Nasus ?

findogJul 20, 20152 votes

had a game where there was sion shen top, game went on about 40 minutes. I think they went to one tf each, and neither outer turret was destroyed and no one got a kill and neither jg ganked..... i forgot they were there.

My Desired NameJul 20, 20151 votes

That's why I mute the announcer. ^^

(trust me, it helps!)

Radnar the boldJul 20, 20151 votes

upvoting for the Mists of Pandaria reference.

Maximum ZileanJul 21, 20151 votes

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upvoting for the Mists of Pandaria reference.

I feel like i'm the only one who actually liked the expansion.

Radnar the boldJul 21, 20151 votes

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I feel like i'm the only one who actually liked the expansion.

I really enjoyed it, I mean I loved making a pandarean and the storyline was pretty good! Idk why so many people thought it was a meh expasnsion.

Toa of DeathJul 21, 20151 votes

When I first saw that commercial I thought it was Kung Fu Panda 3 and thought "Damn, Dreamworks really upped their animation skills"

Radnar the boldJul 21, 20151 votes

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When I first saw that commercial I thought it was Kung Fu Panda 3 and thought "Damn, Dreamworks really upped their animation skills"

Hahah thats blizzard, they make great cinamatics to pump up the excitment.

NewFoundAbilityJul 20, 20151 votes

I had this happen, since my match up was: Sion (me) & Nasus (enemy)

I added the guy half way through on Skype and we called a truce not to kill each other till team fights broke out. It was like fighting with a pool noodle against him, and vice versa. Of course I got no help and Nasus got enough stacks; saying it's my fault when I couldn't do damage to him in the first place.

CarlBalboaJul 21, 20151 votes

LOL! I was browsing hours ago and chuckled at this. I just got out of a game, I was top(wukong) against a gangplank. enemy Jinx was 6/0/0 by 7 minutes.

I immediately thought of this post, had to log in and comment.

TransgressorJul 21, 20151 votes

I fucking love it when this happens. One time it got to a point where we got along so well, we started to tip off eachother every time our respective junglers and/or teammembers where coming for ganks.

And the feeling when you get flamed for not helping your team when thanks to you the game is a 4vs4 is priceless.

RyzeReworkJul 21, 20151 votes

lol its just funny when you both walk cautiously around each other for the mage minions

QarekeoJul 23, 20151 votes

I had a Gangplank vs Sion lane once (with me as Sion). I knew it would be a race against time for him, so I just farmed and pushed until one of the junglers showed up, but he was just interested in farming minions and harassing too, and our shenanigans went on until my team had lost every tower outside of the base except for the two top turrets. I felt pretty good about holding so long and getting a good health bonus, but had to break it up when my team panicked and called for me.

Ultimately we won, but if they didn't call for me we may have lost our base too and those top towers would have still been up.