Gameplay Fun!? Installation of Legends

(Posting this in Gameplay, because for me this IS the game now)

So how many hours do I have to install League before I get to play? I got the lotto of "reinstalling a new patch" pop up in my league. For those not in the know, this is a random event that happens when you have LoL installed. It randomly reverts to some old patch then tries to install the new patch (For some ungodly reason I have yet to understand).

So I got home at 11:30. It is now 3:36 AM.

Because I got the kiss of death from the client I am stuck in download hell.

I can't hextech repair. I can't fully download League, and I can't do shit.

THIS is literally my "Game play".

So, I go to watch some LES while trying to install league for four hours to see Hansama have his client bug splat twice while trying to do a pro game.

FIX YOUR SHIT RIOT.

How many times do I have to go through your shitty self-repair? How many times must I be punished by YOUR leave buster?

This is the game play now. Can you at least sell me some different installation skins or something? Or some kind of Special Bug Splat menu?

FIX.

YOUR.

DAMN.

CLIENT.

PAY PEOPLE TO MAKE A NEW ONE. I KNOW YOU HAVE THE MONEY FOR THAT.

-Sincerely A Former Whale you Pissed Off.