First Day of playing with Kindred

...And I haven't been more angry at League. I actually cannot think of a time where I've felt more toxic, more disgusted with myself for my thoughts, and Riot for this champion. Half the people playing Kindred aren't reading anything about them, people are constantly wondering which color of the marks are for them (HINT - RED TEAM'S MARKS ARE RED, BLUE TEAM'S MARKS ARE BLUE. WOAAAAH.) And people are trying to go top, bot, mid, lanes that can't freely make use of their Hunt or fairly roam in to the enemy jungle without losing a tower. Kindred is on both teams so there's a 100% guarantee that one of them is going to save the enemy team and condemn your team, late game if they're competent and properly hunted things they deal 10% of your hp every autoattack so 11-12 autoattacks will kill you regardless of your build or who you are (taking in to account that resistances lower the damage, since it's physical damage), and with sated that's 20%! 20% of your hp every 3rd/4th autoattack, and 10% every other time. It's another mobility creep champion, which shuts down any non-mobile champions, which takes out a lot of the champion pool. Or, it does right now, later it won't because soon every champion is going to have a 2 second dash.

Don't get me wrong though, outside of Wolf's domain it's 6-7 seconds or so, but Wolf's domain will immediately lower the cooldown even if it's on cooldown at the time of casting, so that's fun. Build 40% cdr and spam laugh. Where is the window of opportunity? Where's the counterplay? Where's the beef? Why is it that any time a new champion that's a mechanical monster comes out, League becomes entirely unplayable for almost half the community? Why is it that the only available counterplay is the player having 0 clue what they're doing and gleefully skipping in to the entire enemy team thinking their ult will save them? Fuck, and this is in NORMALS. I can't imagine how many people are pissed that they have to waste a ban on Kindred because nobody knows how to play them, or counterplay them, just so that their dumb-ass team isn't going to throw from picking/facing a Kindred.

I'm salty as FUCK. And I don't like that a single champion release can do this to me. It's so garbage.