How to fix the game like a bronze episode 1: TP

So we all know and love the balance ideas brought to us by our friends the bronzes! So I'm one of those bronzies and I didn't sleep for nearly three days so lets fix Teleport. The main issue with Teleport is that it completely trumps Ignite in a well coordinated team enabling the user to move an infinite amount of units in any direction, giving the top laner amazing freedom to gank any lane he desires as long as that lane is overextended and/or overstaying. This turns the bot lane into a surprise party lane where Teleport ganks are hard to respond to and are really unavoidable. So my solution is to remove Teleport! And make it an abilities that everybody spawns with (just like Backing) however make it on a five minute cool down (Maybe higher). This way it will keep its strategical properties but on a way riskier level, also by giving it to everyone you give way more counter play to Teleport ganks, and best of all you stop the hate the you get when you don't take Teleport on every lane!.

And that's how you fix the game like a Bronze! See you next episode where we tackle the annoying yet weirdly balanced Yasuo!