application for head designer

Hi Rito,

I would like to apply for head designer job at your esteemed studio. My key strengths are following, but not limited to:

• Finding innovative ways of ruining working projects
• Making sure that the current projects start su%&ing as much as it could
• Ignoring glaring problems and focusing on fu#¤ing things up.
• Introducing useless things every once a month.

Some of my previous projects that I am sure contribute best for you game:

• A tool that drops FPS to 0 right as you enter team fights (patent pending)
• A tool that hog CPU on static screens, keeping usage well above 80%
• A tool that increase ping at critical points in game, so we can mask our incompetence on keeping a good connection
• A tool that incrementally introduce above features in game with state of the art algorithm that just feels natural and healthy.

I am sure that with these qualities I will integrate well with your team and feel right at home

Hoping to hear from you soon