The life of a juggernaut toplaner

If hard winning lane: -early cheese first blood -hehe c: -Early cheese deny 30 cs -hehe c:< -early cheese double kill jg and top -hehe C:< -Early cheese first tower with all tower plating -HewHew >:D -Early cheese solo harold while enemy is catching up behind 2nd turret and jg is bot -HURRHURR >8D Presses tab -sees enemy lucian is 6/2 by 15 minutes, and the enemy zyra is 4/0. -....H*ck >:C

DEFEAT

If going even in lane

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• ...
• gets ganked and dies regardless >:C

• :c

• :c -turret plating falls off

• plays a bit more agro, but doesn't risk death
• gets decent gold C:<
• presses tab
• sees enemy tristana is somehow 5/0, and enemy thresh is 0/1/13
• :c
• riven/jax/renekton builds spear of shojin DEFEAT

If Losing lane hard -ignores cs >:C -Ignores cs >:C -wonders why the enemy j4 is in the brush when I'm 2 levels down >:C

• loses turret because j4 came top when I backed -farms to catch up for late game -presses tab
• sees enemy vayne is 7/3, and has bork/ recurve bow already, with the enemy leona being 4/0.
• :c
• *thinks: "man. Why do I play juggernauts." DEFEAT