Garen's in denial.

dontspinbutwin·Dec 4, 2018·88 votes·19,055 views

:"Hey Garen, about that magic thing..."

:"TAKE ME TO HIS HOME, I SHALL SLAY HIM."

: "No, its not that. We.....we need to talk."

: "Huh?"

: "Look, I get that Noxus used magic to ruin us a long time ago, I get it."

: "What is there to discuss? Magic is horrid."

: "Honestly, that was a long time ago, and I think magic would be of great us-"

: "WHAT SPY HAS BRAINWASHED YOU."

: "Noone has brainwashed me, relax. It's just, Lux came home with singed gloves."

: "She fought fire-mages, the bastards."

: "She went to pick herbs 40 feet away from Demacian walls. And it's been raining for the past 3 days."

: "....maybe lightning struck her hands."

: "I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I'm here to talk about you."

: "Huh?

: "Look, you're a great soldier, but I think you're in denial."

: "What ar-"

: "You can cast magic."

: "Preposterous."

: "I've seen you get 4x faster in combat while glowing with golden aura."

: "The sun reflected off my armor."

: "....at night?"

: "...Full moon."

: "....well, what about the big elephant in the room?"

: "....uh...."

: "You call out a golden sword as big as galio to smite your enemies, which then disappears immediately after they get charred."

: " meteors. I swear."

30 Comments

Pale MaskDec 4, 201869 votes

Clearly Jarvan is a LeBlanc clone. Otherwise he wouldn't be spouting heretical nonsense.

Pale woman get out.

ChunLiiDec 4, 201831 votes

Jarvan allied with a half dragon woman who can also cast fire magic in human form. He is not one to talk.

[sg-miss-fortune]

AlzonDec 4, 201831 votes

Garen : “AHA! That is why Luxanna has singed gloves!”

Garen : nose starts bleeding

ChunLiiDec 4, 201810 votes

Garen How can you betray us, your highness??? How can you betray me, FRIEND?

JarvanIV Garen please. You’re self-hating right now.

Garen STOP PULLING MY LEG

underscores222Dec 5, 20183 votes

Taric Man I'm glad I left

ˆˇˉˇˆDec 5, 20181 votes

Pale woman <3

Jerry SeinfeIdDec 4, 201833 votes

all those things are perfectly explainable. Garen is powered by pure justice. The Q? justice. The healing? justice. The big glowing sword of justice? purest form of justice.

Why do you think he has no mana? you need mana for magic.

TheSnowyLeopardDec 4, 201824 votes

I dont know what you are talking about.

Arcane magic is horrid and evil, and radiant magic is different because its from gods

one is inherent power and requirres practice, the other is gained from trust and worship. Garen is styled after a paladin after all.

But he doesnt worship anyone you say

he worships himself dude, he worships his own godly self

dontspinbutwinDec 4, 201817 votes

Garen worships God King Garen canon when?

Warlord RhinarkDec 4, 20188 votes

{quoted}

I dont know what you are talking about.

Arcane magic is horrid and evil, and radiant magic is different because its from gods

one is inherent power and requirres practice, the other is gained from trust and worship. Garen is styled after a paladin after all.

But he doesnt worship anyone you say

he worships himself dude, he worships his own godly self

He worships THE GLORIOUS KINGDOM DEMACIA

RyzeTheSmurfMageDec 4, 20182 votes

{quoted}

I dont know what you are talking about.

Arcane magic is horrid and evil, and radiant magic is different because its from gods

one is inherent power and requirres practice, the other is gained from trust and worship. Garen is styled after a paladin after all.

But he doesnt worship anyone you say

he worships himself dude, he worships his own godly self

That's actually how Demacia views it. The order Lux is part of only has light magic because they deem it to be the only good magic.

LuminierDec 4, 20181 votes

faith vs int builds

The DreamwalkerDec 4, 201814 votes

Jarvan is not one to talk. I mean, last I checked smashing the ground and creating a giant earth battle dome wasn't something a regular soldier could do.

JarvanIV - "My armor is just... heavy".

[sg-lulu]

ChunLiiDec 4, 20181 votes

Tbf gameplay isn’t considered canon.

The DreamwalkerDec 5, 20181 votes

It is a joke.

LordGeovanniDec 5, 20181 votes

Regular no superpowered martial artists all the time.

novadragon79Dec 5, 20181 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Dreamwalker,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=ftxsxit7,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2018-12-04T21:22:36.473+0000)

Jarvan is not one to talk. I mean, last I checked smashing the ground and creating a giant earth battle dome wasn't something a regular soldier could do.

- "My armor is just... heavy".

[sg-lulu]

Now you are in Denial, it's not the armor, it's all those pancakes.

AlzonDec 4, 20187 votes

Always the damn meteors.

ChunLiiDec 4, 20183 votes

Riot, please make this canon.

2nd ChanceDec 5, 20183 votes

Garen :

Garen : "... Watchers."

Critmaster GarenDec 4, 20182 votes

i really hope theyre going to make garens ult being a ki blast canon at some point.

imagine him getting trained by some ionian who wants to teach him refined ki techniques, but they both grow increasingly frustrated because these ionian techniques are simply not garens style. no matter what exercise they try they dont get any results.

and in the end, garen just gets mad and obliterates a practise dummy with this gigantic blast in shape of a sword. and theyre both like

Garen XinZhao "i guess that works"

Summonah12369Dec 5, 20182 votes

AP Garen.

3TWarriorDec 4, 20181 votes

heimerdinger: Genius, I should know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ez mental boomDec 4, 20181 votes

I think of him like the Templars from Dragon Age

Holy Smite looks a whole lot like magic, but it isn't from the Fade so it doesn't count

ExpStealerDec 4, 20181 votes

And then the news that Garen, the Might of Demacia, is able to call down golden meteors on top of his foes spread faster than a Ryze dominoe. Such a magical feat is said to be so unique and powerful that even the strongest known mages demand to know how he does it. Oh, boi, the backfire... [sg-miss-fortune]