Garen's in denial.

dontspinbutwin·12/4/2018, 5:56:25 PM·88 votes·19,055 views

JarvanIV :"Hey Garen, about that magic thing..."

Garen:"TAKE ME TO HIS HOME, I SHALL SLAY HIM."

JarvanIV: "No, its not that. We.....we need to talk."

Garen: "Huh?"

JarvanIV: "Look, I get that Noxus used magic to ruin us a long time ago, I get it."

Garen: "What is there to discuss? Magic is horrid."

JarvanIV: "Honestly, that was a long time ago, and I think magic would be of great us-"

Garen: "WHAT SPY HAS BRAINWASHED YOU."

JarvanIV: "Noone has brainwashed me, relax. It's just, Lux came home with singed gloves."

Garen: "She fought fire-mages, the bastards."

JarvanIV: "She went to pick herbs 40 feet away from Demacian walls. And it's been raining for the past 3 days."

Garen: "....maybe lightning struck her hands."

JarvanIV: "I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I'm here to talk about you."

Garen: "Huh?

JarvanIV: "Look, you're a great soldier, but I think you're in denial."

Garen: "What ar-"

JarvanIV: "You can cast magic."

Garen:

Garen: "Preposterous."

JarvanIV: "I've seen you get 4x faster in combat while glowing with golden aura."

Garen:

Garen: "The sun reflected off my armor."

JarvanIV: "....at night?"

Garen:

Garen: "...Full moon."

JarvanIV: "....well, what about the big elephant in the room?"

Garen: "....uh...."

JarvanIV: "You call out a golden sword as big as galio to smite your enemies, which then disappears immediately after they get charred."

Garen:

Garen : " meteors. I swear."

30 Comments

Pale Mask12/4/2018, 6:27:33 PM69 votes

Clearly Jarvan is a LeBlanc clone. Otherwise he wouldn't be spouting heretical nonsense.

Pale woman get out.

Jerry SeinfeId12/4/2018, 9:34:08 PM33 votes

all those things are perfectly explainable. Garen is powered by pure justice. The Q? justice. The healing? justice. The big glowing sword of justice? purest form of justice.

Why do you think he has no mana? you need mana for magic.

TheSnowyLeopard12/4/2018, 6:07:36 PM24 votes

I dont know what you are talking about.

Arcane magic is horrid and evil, and radiant magic is different because its from gods

one is inherent power and requirres practice, the other is gained from trust and worship. Garen is styled after a paladin after all.

But he doesnt worship anyone you say

he worships himself dude, he worships his own godly self

The Dreamwalker12/4/2018, 9:22:36 PM14 votes

Jarvan is not one to talk. I mean, last I checked smashing the ground and creating a giant earth battle dome wasn't something a regular soldier could do.

JarvanIV - "My armor is just... heavy".

[sg-lulu]

Alzon12/4/2018, 6:17:54 PM7 votes

Always the damn meteors.

2nd Chance12/5/2018, 2:18:50 AM3 votes

Garen :

Garen : "... Watchers."

ChunLii12/4/2018, 6:37:52 PM3 votes

Riot, please make this canon.

Summonah1236912/5/2018, 2:17:23 PM2 votes

AP Garen.

Critmaster Garen12/4/2018, 10:50:55 PM2 votes

i really hope theyre going to make garens ult being a ki blast canon at some point.

imagine him getting trained by some ionian who wants to teach him refined ki techniques, but they both grow increasingly frustrated because these ionian techniques are simply not garens style. no matter what exercise they try they dont get any results.

and in the end, garen just gets mad and obliterates a practise dummy with this gigantic blast in shape of a sword. and theyre both like

Garen XinZhao "i guess that works"

AugustHeatHaze12/5/2018, 1:40:58 AM1 votes

Realistically I think garen would be fine with it, hes like superman levels of boy scout

aroza60912/5/2018, 2:53:34 PM1 votes

I love this

3TWarrior12/4/2018, 8:31:30 PM1 votes

heimerdinger: Genius, I should know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

very dudebag12/6/2018, 9:53:40 AM1 votes

lol so good.... do something like that about DrMundo

ez mental boom12/4/2018, 8:35:02 PM1 votes

I think of him like the Templars from Dragon Age

Holy Smite looks a whole lot like magic, but it isn't from the Fade so it doesn't count

ExpStealer12/4/2018, 8:41:18 PM1 votes

And then the news that Garen, the Might of Demacia, is able to call down golden meteors on top of his foes spread faster than a Ryze dominoe. Such a magical feat is said to be so unique and powerful that even the strongest known mages demand to know how he does it. Oh, boi, the backfire... [sg-miss-fortune]

Raiyza12/4/2018, 8:50:16 PM1 votes

[garen-swing] [garen-swing] [garen-swing] [garen-swing]

Rαy12/5/2018, 12:21:21 AM1 votes

The "meteors" part killed me.

Quality post.