Dear that one guy who never accepts a found game...

woobee·Dec 1, 2016·176 votes·3,972 views

can you not

46 Comments

shalexadeDec 2, 201657 votes

PSA: It's literally just one guy, with an account on each server.

He sits there, constantly in queue, messing with people.

TeCoolMageDec 2, 201631 votes

PSA: It's Shaclone

Miku AppendDec 2, 20167 votes

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/369/807/1a9.jpg

Large MinivanDec 2, 20164 votes

Yasuo

MelledoneusDec 2, 20162 votes

It can't be. Shaclone's been banned!

MhihnjDec 3, 20161 votes

what did he do?

Silly PooDec 3, 20161 votes

he kept inting

BlRD PERSONDec 3, 20161 votes

he queues as support just to fuck with people

Risk of FateDec 2, 201618 votes

Sorry I AFK'd to

Bring in groceries
Dog got sick so had to get her out the door
I got sick
Phone rang
Power/Internet Failure
Someone in my house did something stupid so I had to see if they're okay
Answer the door

but next time any of that happens I'll tell them busy and accept the match.

rtbf225618241Dec 2, 20162 votes

Pretty sure clicking one button is not taking more than 1 extra second or even less.

If you're just sitting in queue then sure.

Risk of FateDec 2, 20161 votes

Usually when I'm sitting in queue, although there have been times where "a match has been found" has popped up, but I couldn't make it back in tiem.

Velzard of KozDec 2, 201617 votes

I got sick

You were queueing and suddenly you or your dog got sick out of nowhere?

Risk of FateDec 2, 20163 votes

I actually got sick one time suddenly thanks to my aunt. That was the year that seemed the entire world caught the flu. As for the dogs, it happens from time to time.

Velzard of KozDec 2, 20162 votes

I actually got sick one time suddenly thanks to my aunt.

,,Poor cousin Matthew. Such terrible dead. He got scared to death." ,,Yeah, I remember... He saw aunt Gertrude without make-up."

Bots Whilst HighDec 2, 20161 votes

I can't control the rate at which my dogs vomit on my floor. Sometimes they eat and then drink too much water, sometimes they're actually ill and shit all over my floor

MhihnjDec 3, 20161 votes

it happens

Sex on RìftDec 2, 20167 votes

Lying bastard! Everyone knows you were masturbating and you just came and had to run to clean up.

TheIronRevenantDec 2, 20163 votes

Relevant name

SckullzzDec 2, 20163 votes

[{quoted}](name=Fate Fire,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=7oM1iyIf,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-12-02T00:15:33.434+0000)

Sorry I AFK'd to

Bring in groceries

Dog got sick so had to get her out the door

I got sick

Phone rang

Power/Internet Failure

Someone in my house did something stupid so I had to see if they're okay

Answer the door

but next time any of that happens I'll tell them busy and accept the match.

Then take yoruself out of the queue first...?

TormentulaDec 2, 20162 votes

[{quoted}](name=Fate Fire,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=7oM1iyIf,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-12-02T00:15:33.434+0000)

Sorry I AFK'd to

Bring in groceries

Dog got sick so had to get her out the door

I got sick

Phone rang

Power/Internet Failure

Someone in my house did something stupid so I had to see if they're okay

Answer the door

but next time any of that happens I'll tell them busy and accept the match.

Yea you showed that power failure who's boss, they'll learn to leave you alone when you're busy!

You're a man now!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-af-hLucRRuk/UjbC3fFvCiI/AAAAAAAAAVs/Q5vmettIx7M/w426-h325/tumblr_m0yjneBkAF1qfqcmfo1_400.gif

LegacyDAPDec 3, 20161 votes

It's fine if it happens once, but I don't know how people let it happen 3-4 times in a row.

Risk of FateDec 3, 20161 votes

I usually quit out of the game if it happens at least 2 times.

Shuyin178Dec 2, 201616 votes

What's worse is the people that accept found games then afk until they timeout putting you back into the queue.

oSEXYPLATYPUSoDec 1, 201612 votes

YES finally i got ya... i was that guy... and now you are on the boards QQing about it....

GOTCHA

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

TyroneWatermelonDec 2, 20167 votes

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YES finally i got ya... i was that guy... and now you are on the boards QQing about it....

GOTCHA

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

You tried too hard at do yet still failed.

I Like Things Dec 2, 20165 votes

{quoted}

You tried too hard at do yet still failed.

You also tried way too hard and you still failed.

http://i.imgur.com/tDFHLKu.gif?noredirect

ZtokaDec 2, 20166 votes

I would MUCH rather them not hit accept and maybe waste 1 minute or less of my time than afk as soon as the game starts wasting 20+ minutes..

Granted, there are times where it feels like there is a troll out there, 5-6 games in a row not accepted, and I'm like wtf. It isn't a troll though, just a bad streak. The way the game works though, someone doesn't accept, you are put in the front of the line. If they decline, they have to re queue and are put back at the bottom. Fail to hit accept x times you have a timer penalty and you can't even queue for a while.

EchoZeeroDec 2, 20165 votes

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can you not

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just don't

DanjengDec 2, 20163 votes

What about those people in champ select who don't pick/ban, and you're sent back to queue. Even worse is those who try to pick at the last second (to show off their champ select mechanics? So impressive :o) and end up missing the lock in button on time, sending everybody back to queue.

IcyPepperDec 2, 20163 votes

Well, I mean, he didn't.

DarianEXDec 2, 20162 votes

Sorry I afk'd to

Fapping Fapping Cleaning up Fapping fapping Fapping even more this time to another thing ;)

FioraWillCarryDec 2, 20162 votes

I was fapping while waiting. I didn't want to stop to accept. Game might start before I nut and that's a tragedy.

WimbledofyDec 2, 20162 votes

I think what you meant to say was "Can you"

KauzuaDec 2, 20162 votes

Sorry! I was busy...

getting yelled at by my parents
Getting groceries
Drinking Bleach
Vaping
(Other shit that people do in life)

Rıots Bad ClientDec 3, 20162 votes

I been a offender of this.

One would be My team all locks in, I go use the washroom when I see the game is about to begin. Someone dodges, i return to see that I missed The accept button.

Ariel the CruelDec 3, 20162 votes

"Can you not . . . Accept the found game"?

But, I'm already doing that!

I'm confused.

6SfoolDec 2, 20161 votes

More like those 5.

Reaper SorakaDec 2, 20161 votes

ftw you accept games, get into champ select and someone dodges half way through like 4 games in a row. Then you're so bored with the process you accidently dodge when it's your turn to pick/ban and get penalized. I hope I'm not the only one... [zombie-nunu-bummed]

JDB8eoX8x0Dec 2, 20161 votes

People seem to misunderstand something. Nobody is mad at you for cancelling queue. People are mad at you for going in queue and then outside of your room to go on the toilet rather than go on the toilet first, queue up THEN and accept the game. This is a matter of 1-5 minutes more waiting time we're talking about here. If this absolutely crushes your emotions because you get to play a tiny bit later, then you need to sort out your priorities.

Spaceman5pffDec 2, 20161 votes

Sincerely, the guy that can't even

DukuesDec 2, 20161 votes

IT HAPPENED 3 TIMES IN A ROW THE OTHER DAY TO ME. HOWWWWWWWW DOES THIS HAPPEN?

Wtf are wrong with these people? haha.

I miss a queue pop once every 300 games. Its not that freaken hard people.

GebraheelDec 2, 20163 votes

At slow times during the day league of legends has ~500 games per minute starting. If 1 in 300 games results in just ONE person skipping/missing the button, that's 1.6 games a minute. Since in that 60 seconds, you are in one of those 500 games, you have a 1.6:500 odds of encountering one of those people that either skips the game or misses the button.

This doesn't include the following:

GF aggro
Dinner
Network Issues
Computer Issues
Death
Child aggro
Someone knocking on your door
Paying for the pizza that just showed up at your door
Violent and sudden bowel movements
Not so violent, nor as sudden bowel movements but just as impending

I have missed a queue for each and every one of these bullet points, yes even death. I missed a queue because my mom showed up once to tell me my grandmother had died. The point is, it's probably nothing so serious as death every single time (though statistically, 2 people die every second) there are reasons why this happens. It's frustrating when it happens to you, but that's why you have to re-queue from the beginning. [zombie-brand-mindblown]

Global Birth and Death Statistics

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Average Game Time Statistics for League

MochiRaptorDec 2, 20161 votes

Did you just assume my gender

AnìvìaDec 3, 20161 votes

I had to wait for over 15 minutes recently because people dodged the champselect about 5 times ( probably due to autofill) and because whenever a match was found at least one player did not accept the found game ... It was probably the worst experience I had in that regard. Normaly I would not have made that game, because I do not start a game in case I have to do something else in less than an hour, but that time it would mean that I could not play another game that day.(went about 7 minutes prior to that mark into queue) Thank science it was a rather short one.

So please... accept xD

See You At BaronDec 4, 20161 votes

People not accepting matches is annoying but it's more annoying when they DO accept matches, pick a champ, and then go AFK for the next 20 minutes, screwing over their team. That's when I get mad.