"I'm high/Drunk" in ranked needs to be a bannable offense

MrPhamtom·1/13/2018, 3:45:13 AM·152 votes·5,275 views

Go fuck around in normals or arams

ruining other people's ranked games should be punished

147 Comments

ZapMyHeart1/13/2018, 5:23:06 AM112 votes

Don't ruin my normals or arams.

Go fuck around in AI games.

KVbqbFsC8e1/13/2018, 5:27:28 AM20 votes

If you want to ban people for ruining games, then we'd have to ban feeders. Never going to happen.

Salron1/13/2018, 8:23:24 AM19 votes

You can't prove it just from them saying it and they could possibly be using it as an excuse for playing bad

Jesus is Savior1/13/2018, 7:41:39 AM17 votes

I agree, however, there is one thing that is unprovable.

They may have climbed their entire ranked career drunk/high. Meaning that they are actually AT the ELO they belong while drunk/high. In such a case, a loss is actually not their fault, because their drunk/high self is of appropriate skill to play proficiently at that rank.

Example: I don't drink or do drugs anymore. But if I did? There is no way you could report me for that at a silver 5 rank, because even impaired I could climb there. But if I was drunk playing in gold/plat? Then yeah, I guess you'd have to carry me. I'll be useless.

There's also the issue of mental illness. Someone might be drinking to cope with something. And they might be playing just as bad as the person who is playing after a severe emotional trauma. In both cases they would both be distracted and play horrible. But your post doesn't cover the latter kind of people (people who are mentally ruined but not on drugs). They would both ruin ranked games, but under a rule like this.... Only one would be punished. And you don't know why a person is drinking. They could be having just as hard of a time as the person who's playing after their parents died.

There is no way to determine the "I'm intentionally drinking just to ruin your game" people.

xelaker1/13/2018, 4:41:09 AM14 votes

but bruuuuhhhhhh

hhaavviikk1/13/2018, 7:47:02 AM13 votes

why? it's probably just kids trying to look cool and aren't actually drunk/high

4th3t0s1/13/2018, 7:50:48 AM12 votes

What next, a breathalyzer required to login to the client? There isn't currently a method for verifying this isn't just kids clowning around with words trying to look "cool", chill out.

Trollmanship1/13/2018, 8:08:10 AM11 votes

I tell people I'm high/drunk if I want them to fuck off.

421871/13/2018, 10:16:32 AM11 votes

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GarthBrooksXD1/13/2018, 10:28:42 AM7 votes

Yeah just plug in the breathalyzer test to the usb port xd

FooDang1/13/2018, 2:52:34 PM4 votes

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ruining other peoples ranked games should be punished

That's what I call a half truth.

Its not just other people's ranked games. The ranked games also belong to the person in question. This quote makes it sound like the user has no right to the game lol.

As long as their goal is to win the game there should not be a punishment for the condition of your mental state.

Tacosrock1/14/2018, 4:27:46 PM3 votes

Better them play this game than driving around or any actual dangerous scenario. Get over it.

Janakin1/13/2018, 10:50:34 AM3 votes

Well then there should also be a penalty for those who pick "first timers" in ranked.

WubbaLubbaDubDab1/13/2018, 2:29:07 PM3 votes

they are just kids who think they sound cool by spamming "im high/drunk" drinking a bottle of beer doesnt make u drunk kiddo.

Karakot1/13/2018, 6:43:47 PM3 votes

I think it shouldn't be a serious ban of something like 2 weeks, it should just be a 12/24 hour ban that way the shit is out of their system before they are able to play again.

TheSupernova1/14/2018, 1:04:55 AM3 votes

100% agree with that

woppai1/13/2018, 8:58:44 PM2 votes

or dont do drugs, kids.

Rossonious1/13/2018, 12:40:52 PM2 votes

i quit playing league, but just about the only time I would play was if i were drunk or high. The best part about doing that is the few times I'd play sober it was like I was a smurf. It's just a game, people should be having fun

Doctor Fillgood1/14/2018, 4:05:47 AM2 votes

It’ll help if bannable offenses do something more then make someone make a new account to circumvente the ban, which usually leads to more toxicity.

Also, smurf accounts just for being a troll/bannable offenses and it not mattering because you have another account/can make a new one. There is no holding up any type of ban when this is how things are.

Ariel the Cruel1/14/2018, 7:45:45 AM2 votes

Well I'm not allowed to admit I'm boosted. :/

Zertryx1/14/2018, 11:34:58 AM2 votes

lol please, i've seen drunks and high people do actual JOBs better and more proficient than sober people. lots of the time people just type that as an excuse for doing poorly its no different than "Lag", "you got lucky", "one sec babys crying", "my sister started annoying me sorry", "My waterplace is on fire". also you can't prove they are actually drunk / high. and this would be detrimental to the game if people started getting banned for just saying that. there is far bigger issues than banning these people.

Sukishoo1/13/2018, 2:20:26 PM2 votes

Go fuck around in normals or arams

Or, NOT in this game, please.

ChasmOfTrossm1/14/2018, 1:15:50 PM2 votes

Sometimes weed is the only way a person can relax in this fucked up game full so full of jerks, idiots, morons etc.