Me letting out all the hatred I have for akali

Aatrox Mid 1v5··3 votes·450 views

Okay let's get right into this 1 bois HOLY SHT WTF IS THIS CHAMP? NO MATTER HOW HARD I SHIT ON HER IN LANE AS SOON AS SHES LIKE LEVEL 7 OR 8 SHE WILL BE ABLE TO 1V1 ME AND KILL ME. THIS BALANCING IS BULLSHIT. I PLAYED A GAME AS AATROX AND YES I KNOW HES NOT THE BEST CHAMPION RIGHT NOW BUT REGARDLESS I HAD HER 0/3 12 CS BY 5 MINS IN THE GAME. INSTEAD IF USING THE GOLD I HAD TO BUY DAMAGE ITEMS I BOUGHT A HEXDRINKER MERCURY TREADS AND A NEG CLOAK. THAT'S 100 MR, NEARLY 3K GOLD THAT DIDNT DO SHIT FOR ME. ALL SHE HAD WAS CUTLASS WHILE I WAS 2 LEVELS AHEAD OF HER. AND OF COURSE IT MAKES SENSE FOR HER TO BURST THROUGH MY SUSTAIN.

HERES HOW U FIX THIS PIEACE OF SHIT U GUYS KEPT BUFFING OVER AND OVER, TOTALLY NOT ONE OF UR FAVORITES BTW. MAKE HER HEAL ON HER PASSUVE APPLY TO THE 2ND HIT. THAT WAY SHE WILL GET PROPERLY PUNISHED DURING THE LANING PHASE. NEXT SHE SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO DROP HER W MID FUCKING FIGHT THATS RETARDED. MAKE IT SO SHE HAS TO OF NOT TAKEN DAMAGE FOR 2 SECONDS. SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A SAFE LANING PHASE AND THEN GETS TO SHIT ON YOU AFTERWARDS? THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF SOMEONE WHO GETS TO HAVE THEIR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO

THE POINT I WANNA MAKE IS AKALI SHOULDNT AUTOMATICALLY WIN WHEN SHE REACHES A CERTAIN LEVEL. ITS STUPID. IT DOESNT HELP THAT ALL OF HER DAMAGE IS FROM POINT AND CLICK.

6 Comments

HyperLethaI5 votes

git gud :^)

Shen is SO HOT4 votes

Lmfao!

albert4713 votes

Hey man don't flame, toxic summoners lose 23% more games![slayer-jinx-catface]

Also playing akali in low silver is sooooo fun

Beas7ie1 votes

First of all, turn off your caps.

Yelling isn't going to do any good except get downvotes.

Though she is kind of OP. The problem is that she has good sustain, no mana, and can just outright instadelete even some of the tankiest of champs, and then dash around and delete everyone else.

Really she shouldn't get to have the sustain she currently has for being an assassin. But she's one of big time LC$ champs so of course Rito is going to keep in an OP state.

Prestige AkaIi3 votes

"instadelete even some of the tankiest of champs, and then dash around and delete everyone else."

"she's one of big time LC$ champs"

i can't tell if this is a serious comment.

Beas7ie1 votes

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"instadelete even some of the tankiest of champs, and then dash around and delete everyone else."

"she's one of big time LC$ champs"

i can't tell if this is a serious comment.

Well considering that I've seen UNFED Akalis dash around and just wipe out about 3 people just like that, including a tank or two, I am fairly serious.

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