Thank god I can't fucking pick my runes until level 15, Riot video games.

Thank fucking god I can't unlock all my summoner spells until level 9, Riot video games.

But you know what's fair? The fact that I have Exhaust Heal because I'm level 6, but the enemy has Teleport Flash with all runes unlocked, and just completely beats my ass with absolutely no fucking counterplay because "she's played on her new account more than I have".

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Oh I know why, it's because "There would be too much for new players". Do you clowns not understand what smurf queue is? Literally if you get an S+ on your first 2 normal games you've ever played on your new account, you'll immediately get placed with smurfs.

Meaning, that I'm over here being level 6 against a smurf who is level fucking 15 with all their shit unlocked and I can't do a god damn thing about it because I don't have what I need.

Hello?