Not upgrading trinkets = eating radioactive twinkies.
When you don't upgrade your trinket you lose out on vision, when you lose out on vision the enemy team takes baron, when the enemy team takes baron they come back hard, when the enemy team come back hard you lose an easy game, when you lose an easy game you get grumpy, when you get grumpy you never get laid, when you never get laid you become a wizard, when you become a wizard you try to take over the world, when you try to take over the world the nukes fly and when the nukes fly you end up eating radioactive Twinkies.
Don't eat radioactive Twinkies; upgrade to
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was able to time his ult and pull off a clutch ass baron steal, and the Purple Power! allowed us to break the enemy base defenses and win the game.