First Pick Top Lane
Just put me outta my Missouri
Just put me outta my Missouri

Congrats you won lane
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Congrats you won lane
That requires too much APM for me. Keep in mind I was a protoss player in SC2.
Pick
, win lane, annihilate their adc and win game. Or lose lane, roam, get fed, annihilate their adc and win game. Ez.
Hover a jungle, mid, or support champion that can also be played top and cycle through champions that can be played top or ONE other role and settle for one of them. This will plant doubt in the minds of your enemies. They will wonder where you are taking that champion.
Do NOT offer to first pick for any of your allies unless they are a trustworthy real life contact. Time and again I have had allies forget to trade or disconnect long enough for the trade to be made impossible.