My mid laner: "hey man can you come gank this Heimer?" Me/Jungler: "yeah sure friend omw"

ChoGathsSon··6 votes·949 views

j/k Heimer double kill because Riot pretends he's balanced

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disregardable3 votes

How to Gank Heimerdinger:

  1. Bait ultimate.
  2. GTFO.
  3. Go back in when his ult is gone.
ChoGathsSon3 votes

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How to Gank Heimerdinger:

  1. Bait ultimate.
  2. GTFO.
  3. Go back in when his ult is gone.

Good players are actually extremely hard to bait out fyi

BeatzBoyFTW1 votes

Lemme rephrase that:

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How to Gank Heimerdinger:

  1. Bait ultimate.
  2. GTFO.
  3. Go back in when his ult is gone. 4. Smite any guns he just placed down 5. Report your jungler if he never smited a gun.
QUAGSlRE1 votes

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Lemme rephrase that:

Yes. Because smiting one of his three turrets that zone you while he alt tabs and watches porn solves everything

BeatzBoyFTW1 votes

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Yes. Because smiting one of his three turrets that zone you while he alt tabs and watches porn solves everything

item 3724 (depending on the gun's location)

ChoGathsSon2 votes

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item 3724 (depending on the gun's location)

That's not counterplay and the aoe smite is reduced in damage so it's only going to tickle the other ones. Not to mention he will have an ulted turret shitting on you the whole time.

QUAGSlRE1 votes

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item 3724 (depending on the gun's location)

Not really thought about that, so thats a fair point, but its very dependent on turret placement. Fair point in some cases, tho.

Haunt3 votes

[{quoted}](name=The AFK Farmer,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=6Tqu0EQi,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2015-05-02T01:53:19.056+0000)

How to Gank Heimerdinger:

  1. Bait ultimate.
  2. GTFO.
  3. Go back in when his ult is gone.

Yeah let me waste an hour for his turret to leave and then come around again a second time.

Meanwhile the other jungler is ganking other laners, taking objectives, and stealing camps.

usul12022 votes

Or the mid-laner can do their part to help the gank and clear a few turrets a head of time, and make the guy a sitting duck............. Nah, too hard. rito pls.

QUAGSlRE1 votes

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Or the mid-laner can do their part to help the gank and clear a few turrets a head of time, and make the guy a sitting duck............. Nah, too hard. rito pls.

Clearing the turrets is harder then you think- They'll actually do lots of damage to you.

usul12021 votes

Well yea they'll demolish you if you walk up to them and melee to death, but spamming bouncing blade/shruikin/crescent strike/rupture 45 seconds before your gank comes goes a long way

ChoGathsSon1 votes

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Well yea they'll demolish you if you walk up to them and melee to death, but spamming bouncing blade/shruikin/crescent strike/rupture 45 seconds before your gank comes goes a long way

That's assuming they're not getting poked to shit in the process and unable to assist in the gank, which is harder to do than you're giving it credit for.

usul12021 votes

Heimers poke is 100% dodgeable with a shitty CD. Even crescent strike has a longer range than the turrets, and the actual damaging part from the turret is dodgable, just strafe.

ChoGathsSon1 votes

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Or the mid-laner can do their part to help the gank and clear a few turrets a head of time, and make the guy a sitting duck............. Nah, too hard. rito pls.

They try to clear the turrets and are 100-0'd in the process

usul12021 votes

Pretty much every meta midlaner has a ranged ability to clear them over time. unless you picked talon or riven into heimer, you can clear them over time faster than he can make them early game. If you pick riven or talon into Heimer, then thats pretty much your fault, hard counter.

FantasySniper1 votes

Or they were a poor jungler because you literally cannot gank heimer without bursting him down.

Matezoide1 votes

Agreed buff Gangplank

Odenmaru1 votes

Gut the freelo donger.

Randomonium1 votes

Or you just get your other lanes ahead and wait until he's useless in the late game....

ChoGathsSon4 votes

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Or you just get your other lanes ahead and wait until he's useless in the late game....

Heimer isn't useless late game lol

Bears Dont Care1 votes

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j/k Heimer double kill because Riot pretends he's balanced

Grab the aoe smite and that will clear them early level.

BluePolarizer1 votes

Heimer is indeed crazy, so you have to dunk him instantly or lose.

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