Taking objectives over kills gets you laid. Fishing for kills in the enemy jungle gets you jailed.
When you take objectives your whole team benefits, When your whole team benefits they have hope, When your team has hope they play better, When your team plays better you win games, When you win games you feel confident, When you feel confident you are confident, When you are confident you attract beautiful people, When you attract beautiful people, you sleep with beautiful people. Sleep with beautiful people; take objectives with your teammates!
When you fish for kills in the enemy jungle you get shut down, When you get shut down the enemy team dog piles your team, When your team gets dog piled, your team rages, When your team rages you lose the game, When you lose the game the terrorists win, When the terrorists win you have to greet everyone with "Salaam," When you have to say Salaam all the time you think of Salami, When you think of Salami you go to the Kosher butcher, When you go to the Kosher butcher your neighbor reports you to the regime, When you get reported to the regime you get jailed for going to a Kosher butcher. Don't get jailed for buying from the Kosher butcher, stop fishing for kills in the enemy jungle!
