Leblanc!

So first off, let me just apologize for posting this silly QQ/rant/vent cause its kinda pointless.

That's it. I'm done. Say what you will about Leblanc's state of balance, and whether she needs nerfs or buffs. I don't care anymore. Just tell me, oh merciful board posters, what champ I can learn. A champ that would shit on Leblanc, but not just ordinary shit. I wish to shit on her so GREATLY, and so PROFOUNDLY, that she will stop playing and consider the worth of her own life. She would say, "No, I cannot. To reenter the game, would be to permanently etch the shit that is this lane into my SOUL. I'm sorry team. Many a game I have played. Never had I spoken those words of complete and utter loss before. But here, I cannot roam, I cannot play safe. I can only be dragged down into the depths of hell to be continuously shit on by a hundred shit demons. I must say the words, though it wounds my soul to it's very core. Forgive me, oh team. FF at 20". She would feed me, and I would use the money I had earned by gorging myself upon her curse to become a monster that would CONSUME the enemy team, turning them into yet more shit that I would promptly place upon Leblanc. That is the champ that I require.

TL;DR What champion can I learn for mid that is very strong against Leblanc?