This is why Teemo rocks the house

SirΤeemο·Mar 19, 2017·5 votes·2,131 views

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Lord . That's how you become a teemo main.

32 Comments

PureSilvrrMar 19, 20175 votes

your not a teemo main yet, you don't have a 6/6/6 kda

SirΤeemοMar 19, 20171 votes

i had.. lul

PureSilvrrMar 19, 20171 votes

lul

JabberwöckyMar 19, 20173 votes

The best skin to use-

Cottontail "Pink" Chroma.

That is the best one.

SirΤeemοMar 19, 20172 votes

ehh.. it's cool.. but i wouldn't use it because i have omega squad so..

abca98Mar 19, 20171 votes

You use cottontail when you want them to rage. You use omega squad when you want them to fear.

GinkoGMar 19, 20172 votes

What if I like the dalmatian croma?

JabberwöckyMar 20, 20171 votes

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ehh.. it's cool.. but i wouldn't use it because i have omega squad so..

i literally have everyone from Omegasquad to Badger, his Elf skin. But the pink teemo seems the derpist.

MaddmazzMar 19, 20172 votes

This is normal blind pick. Show me your Teemo ranked.

SirΤeemοMar 19, 20172 votes

i don't play ranked ,because most of my runes are tier 2.. also blind pick is harder because you get platinums and some diamonds in enemy team sometimes..

MaddmazzMar 19, 20173 votes

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i don't play ranked ,because most of my runes are tier 2.. also blind pick is harder because you get platinums and some diamonds in enemy team sometimes..

I don't agree with that. You get more scrubs with the worse "meta changing" picks prrtty much every game. Teemo isn't very good against even the slightest coordination.

You should do superbly starting out in bronze with tier 2 runes and those scores.

SirΤeemοMar 19, 20174 votes

bronze? lol idiot , this is a smurf account . my main account is platinum iv "bronze" some people like you are the ones who lose the ranked games and make everyone lose for no reason.. because you go unprepared into battle. "tier 2 runes no problem" if u ain't bronze u are 100% boosted

and also.. there are 9 teemo mains in challenger tier in korea , NA ,eune . and eu west

AbiwonKenabiMar 19, 20171 votes

What skin should a Teemo main use?

HäßlichMar 19, 20171 votes

Heartseeker Ward

SirΤeemοMar 19, 20173 votes

Omega squad or if you got it in time or by a box Little devil teemo

but ok... skis doesn't matter .. it's something to make ur champion cooler after all..

AbiwonKenabiMar 19, 20171 votes

I have an Akali main friend that claims only true Akali mains use the All-Star, Nurse or Blood Moon. I was wondering if Teemo mains felt the same way ha ha. Plus Teemo just has so many skins.

I was gonna guess Omega Squad, I see that one a lot.

DuskDaUmbreonMar 19, 20173 votes

Omega Squad Teemo is overrated. The base skin is all a true Teemo main needs. We are not like the petty Yasuo mains, who must use one specific skin to be considered true. The Order of the Teemo Mains has ascended past petty things such as that.

SirΤeemοMar 19, 20173 votes

you are a true teemo main when you see your first opponent rage quits. then you are one of us.

DuskDaUmbreonMar 19, 20173 votes

I am ashamed to admit that I am not a Teemo main. He merely comes in second, for I, am… dramatic pause an Ahri main. The floofy tails were just too much for me to resist. I am truly ashamed of this.

SirΤeemοMar 19, 20171 votes

ahri? I will kill a little sweet ahri just for you ... (phrase from the movie death wish 3 )

CAN WE GROUPMar 19, 20171 votes

your friend should probably take tests for autism

AbiwonKenabiMar 19, 20171 votes

It's mostly done in jest

SirΤeemοMar 19, 20171 votes

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AbiwonKenabiMar 19, 20171 votes

I don't know about that, isn't that sort of a gross generalization? Doesn't every champion have some degree of mastery?

HerimMar 19, 20172 votes

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akali is for people who are 100% skill-less .

You're playing Teemo and talking about skill-less champions?

SirΤeemοMar 19, 20171 votes

teemo isn't only about to "place shrooms" and wait for someone to step in... by the way you have a teemo icon.. so talking about our lord and savior teemo bad makes you a disgrace and a hypocrite.

HerimMar 20, 20171 votes

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teemo isn't only about to "place shrooms" and wait for someone to step in... by the way you have a teemo icon.. so talking about our lord and savior teemo bad makes you a disgrace and a hypocrite.

Auto attack. Blind lane opponent when trading, AD when team fighting. Place mushrooms in the area you'll be escaping in and use them to track opponents if stepped on. Split push. Congrats, you know how to play Teemo. So hard.

Nvm I'm talking to someone from EU, not gonna bother arguing.