Official List of champions that warrant no respect for being played

Zelnick··2 votes·775 views

Sorry if you're not experienced enough to understand the list, some of you may feel alienated having not played with most champs multiple times.

  1. Zyra You can literally dodge every single skillshot from zyra for an entire game and she will still do more damage than half of your team (which I've actually been on both the giving and receiving end of multiple times). She is the definition of skilless.
  2. Varus
  3. Lux
  4. Veigar
  5. Malphite
  6. Sona
  7. Zed
  8. Twitch until his invisibility has an actually reasonable cooldown
  9. Soraka
  10. Blitzcrank
  11. Janna
  12. Warwick
  13. Syndra until her ratios get nerfed
  14. Xerath too short cooldown in proportion to range
  15. almost Fizz his ultimate giving him increased magic damage is just overkill.

Champs who DO warrant respect because they're harder than they look whether noobs want to admit it or not, especially after being nerfed

  1. Riven
  2. Yasuo
  3. Udyr
  4. Rengar Yup I hate rengar but when he has 0 range and no escape, it's hard to make the most of him.
  5. Shaco
  6. Ekko
  7. Taric
  8. Poppy
  9. Kled

24 Comments

TheLastShadow456 votes

And yet you played 124 Veigar games. Your post is no longer valid.

AHarmlessTaco5 votes

I don't even see people play Varus... I'm a support main and couldn't tell you the last time I saw one.

Zelnick1 votes

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I don't even see people play Varus... I'm a support main and couldn't tell you the last time I saw one.

And that's a very very very very fortunate thing for you.

L Psy Kongroo3 votes

Somehow I get the feeling you're not very good at dodging skillshots.

Zelnick1 votes

[{quoted}](name=L Psy Congroo,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=4vggHlL7,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2016-11-12T18:09:44.670+0000)

Somehow I get the feeling you're not very good at dodging skillshots.

Dodging skillshots is one of the main reasons I got to diamond because mainly I just stay away, no reason to start wild fights out of nowhere. People below plat don't even have a chance of hitting me without something that's point and click.

L Psy Kongroo1 votes

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Dodging skillshots is one of the main reasons I got to diamond. People in plat or below plat don't even have a chance of hitting me without something that's point and click.

Great, so why are Varus Lux Veigar Xerath and Blitzcrank on your list?

Zelnick1 votes

[{quoted}](name=L Psy Congroo,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=4vggHlL7,comment-id=000300000000,timestamp=2016-11-12T20:16:17.379+0000)

Great, so why are Varus Lux Veigar Xerath and Blitzcrank on your list?

Obviously because I've played both as all of them and against all of them many many many many times and they don't take hardly any skill to utilize. Just sit back and let the skilless range and burst do the job.

L Psy Kongroo2 votes

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Obviously because I've played both as all of them and against all of them many many many many times and they don't take hardly any skill to utilize. Just sit back and let the skilless range and burst do the job.

"Champions who are 90% skillshots take no skill to utilize"

That's how dumb you sound right now. Take a moment to rethink what you just said.

Zelnick1 votes

[{quoted}](name=L Psy Congroo,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=4vggHlL7,comment-id=00030000000000000000,timestamp=2016-11-12T20:45:59.368+0000)

"Champions who are 90% skillshots take no skill to utilize"

That's how dumb you sound right now. Take a moment to rethink what you just said.

Oh, I thought about it and I agree with you (because you didn't specify exactly "how" dumb you thought I sounded) that I don't sound dumb at all. "Skillshot" is just a convenient and easy name. I bet you think a "catfish" is actually an impossible feline and fish hybrid, but its just a fish, and that you think a "unicorn" is just suppose to be a stalk of corn, even though it's actually defined as mythical horned horse. And by the way, ironic doesn't have anything to do with the element Fe, iron, either

How about you main riven and then you main varus and see which is easier to damage opponents with.

Calabok2 votes

bad list

SwiftKitten881 votes

umm... i agree with zed... and thats about it for your list .... but i would also add Shaco MasterYi Fizz andTeemo

Zelnick1 votes

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umm... i agree with zed... and thats about it for your list .... but i would also add Shaco MasterYi Fizz andTeemo

All of those champions skillessly deal lots of damage out of nowhere and have infinite mobility, but they also require planning for a lot of possible scenarios in addition to knowing exactly how to respond to animations in serious games.

Camp Top1 votes

Where would Mordekaiser be on the list if it included all champs. Near top, middle, or bottom?

Zelnick1 votes

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Where would Mordekaiser be on the list if it included all champs. Near top, middle, or bottom?

Nope he's nerfed, I don't see many struggle against him really.

Neko Caitlyn1 votes

One of the worst lists Ive ever seen. Only two tanks? And no Yasuo ???

Zelnick1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Neko Caitlyn,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=4vggHlL7,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2016-11-12T18:10:18.658+0000)

One of the worst lists Ive ever seen. Only two tanks? And no Yasuo ???

Tanks usually have no range and don't deal a ton of damage, giving you time to go after someone else or run away if your team is competent. Yasuo has been nerfed to the ground, he takes skill now.

P0IS0N IVY1 votes

OP you might be better off just not playing.

Zelnick1 votes

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OP you might be better off just not playing.

You might be better off not talking.

P0IS0N IVY1 votes

I'm not talking :O

Zelnick1 votes

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I'm not talking :O

Glad we're on the same page then.

P0IS0N IVY1 votes

O)b

OneMustFall1 votes

Veigar on your list and you play the shit out of him. Uhhh.....

Not to mention Anivia who is complete bullshit and requires two button presses to one shot people.

Zelnick1 votes

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Veigar on your list and you play the shit out of him. Uhhh.....

Not to mention Anivia who is complete bullshit and requires two button presses to one shot people.

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And yet you played 124 Veigar games. Your post is no longer valid.

Playing veigar actually proves its valid, so thanks for bringing that up. I've played veigar so much that I can say with certainty that he really doesn't take a lot of skill to be effective with, and I've seen people in lower elos start climbing when they start maining him. Same with lux, varus and zed. I've played nearly every champ so I know how skillful they are, that's why Riven and Shaco aren't on the list even though they appear like they're easy. And also you can't oneshot anyone with anivia without landing the skillshot stun and usually not without also having them stay in the ult for a second or several. Unless of course, someone on the other team is noob enough to feed.

Astôlfo1 votes

Troll attempt 7/10.

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