My worthless opinion about every Character in the game

Because I have too much time on my hands, here you go:

Big useless bruiser that only hashinshin plays because he hates himself. Overpowered mage that will never be nerfed, good into all matchups. A useless piece of crap in laning phase that teleports bot and gets a double kill after you 0-4 her. Tank support that is probably the most useless tank support after the nerfs/cjanges. Still a low tier jungle that kinda sucks, but low ELO thinks he's OP because people actually let you farm there. Strong mage that is rarely picked. Frustrating to siege against. Easily destroyed in laning phase, has to roam to be releveant or have a good matchup. I don't know how Anniebot mains this champion tbh. It must be painful. Strong ADC with lots of utility, can easily see why she is picked up most pro level games. Disgusting late game damage to. Feels crappy/clunky when you play him but those Sol mains will make you want to kill yourself when they roam on your lane over and over and over. I forgot this guy even existed. Strong in the right hands, worthless in anyone elses. Great for making picks with his ult and canceling channeled ults like MF ult. Again, strong in the right hands, worthless in others. More forgiving than Bard though since 1 pull makes all the difference in a game. Frustrating to play against if they hold on to their pull. Cancer of the bot lane (I play him a lot, I am cancer) Great nich pick against things that really need to be blocked like MF ult, Brand ult, veigar ult, etc. Solid tank support, weak in the laning phase but strong with lucian. Cancer ADC that makes you want to kill yourself when laning against even if the person doesn't know wtf they are doing. Cancer of the top lane, luckily nerfs brought her down a peg. Still overloaded though. Strong champ, can be really awful to lane against. If you don't out range her you will probably have a sad life. Useless champ tbh. I say this with a heavy heart because I use to love playing AP cho mid, but the scream changes made him really bad. Can't reliably hit his scream anymore. Probably overnerfed? I dunno, never see this guy anymore. Have a soft spot for this goofy guy. Use to be the cancer of top lane till his nerfs. Still very strong when played correctly, not as brain dead as he use to be. Useless jungler, decent mid. Match up dependent probably. Good counter pick to mage tops, can be hard to play though with mortal reminders existance. Dear Jesus, please don't give this guy a kill... He's honestly bad, but if the player is good and your bot is bad, GG. Completely takes over the game. Great for smurfs. Top tier mid that I'm glad his tank build was murdered. Guy gives me cancer if he's ahead and 2 shotting me then ulting away, but aye. Top tier jungler that you only really want to see on your team if you are in high ELO. God I hate this champ. She is just so frustrating because you have to play so safe and your wards are useless unless you put them on her camps to get an idea where she might go. Even if you buy a control ward she can walk through lane to gank you. Every time I play against this champ it's a snooze fest. Boring to play against, very safe. Strong pick. People will disagree because he's seen competitve play as a support recently, but this guys worthless. Please rework him. I say this as someone that use to main this champ for 2 seasons and only him. Strong top laner that destroys tanks. Can't team fight for beans, but if you let her hit your vitals you will have a bad time. Cancer no matter where he goes. A fizz that's behind is as useless as they come though and you can siege him while he has no way to deal with him. Snowball or lose. Use to be overpowered, was nerfed a lottttt. Still a decent pick but there are stronger picks for top lane. Feel he's a better mid or support, probably more so support. Useless as turds pre-30 minutes other than helping side lanes with ult. One of the worst early games in the game though, easily abused. Don't let the game go too long though or he'll solo carry the game if he's not bad. Crap champ. Love playing him regardless, but dear lord is he bad. Needs a good rework, but damn I love spinning on kids with Infinity edge. Possibly overnerfed? I dunno, never see him anymore but he still seems decent when I do run into him. Very solid damage with fervor. Can be pretty frustrating to lane against if melee without a gap closer. Have to play around his jump. Strong champ, great top laner and solid jungle/support. Sometimes you wonder where all the damage is coming from. lol Please die in a fire. Most broken pile of crap in the game when strong, I hate him so much it hurts my soul. Disgusting champ. Frustrating to play against when ahead, kinda worthless from behind. Snowball or lose. Crap champ, fun to play though. People think his laning is good and it can be decent but it's very abuseable. Things like tryn/yasuo 2 shot his turrets. Sad life. Character isn't overpowered but dear lord does she make you want to slit your wrists the moment she grabs your soul. When your teamates don't understand the power of her ult and give her double kills is also really frustrating. Needs a rework pretty bad. Think she's a strong champ tbh, but feel her kit is too point and click. I love this champ. I don't play him but playing with and against just makes me smile. He's so silly. Probably disgustingly overpowered still but I enjoy his existance. Boring champion to play and play against. Whenever you see her you know it's going to probably be a snooze fest bot lane. Fun champ, decent pick. Kinda a crappy verison of Camille though. Love playing full AD J4, but he's far from top tier. I think he makes a better laner mid/top than he does a jungler, personally. Too unhealthy of a jungler. Needs reworked probably, he's a pretty low tier top laner. Not even Hash plays Jax anymore and he's mained that champ forever. After the nerfs I feel he's pretty balanced, still cancer though to lane against. Careful of his level 1, it's disgustingly strong. Probably overnerfed, can't use popular builds because of his kit. Will always be useful though thanks to his W and his Ult. Not top tier, but in a lot better spot than she use to be. Pretty decent champ. You have to main this champ and have a duo partner to make her worth picking. I don't know why anyone would torture themselves picking her in solo que. Solid mid and support. Can be a pretty decent top too. Disgusting early game damage, can be awful to lane against in a solo lane. Love this champ, probably still underpowered though. Lots of counterplay from his kit through items, but he's got a very strong mid game. I mostly play him top against certain matchups though like teemo and ult side lanes. One of the best mid lane champs in the game, super strong. Frustrating to lock down, crazy damage. Not much to say, just a strong champ. Cheesy early damage, don't let her cheese you in lane and snowball the game while she ganks side lanes. Useless if not fed and having proper CC for her. Crappy as crap gets early game. Can be furstrating to lane against as certain melee characters, but she is pretty crap till she gets at least 3 items, if the game goes to long and she is played well, she might solo carry the game. Cancer top laner with his AD build. Will make you want to kill yourself as you are stunned every 2 seconds as a melee. Probably solid ADC bot as well and a decent AP mid. Still a very solid jungler, but has to snowball. Kinda useless when on a losing team or when behind. Low tier jungler, overnerfed. Can do surprising damage though sometimes. Top tier top laner. Love this little fella, makes me laugh every time I listen to him. Great kit, awesome ult. Probably overpowered but I love him too much to care. Strong ADC, can be rough early but with the proper build he pops off with 1 or 2 items, just need dat young rage blade and/or bork and you ready to kill the world. I wish you'd just die and go away forever tbh. I don't want you to exist, but you somehow always come back. Funny how this guy is right next to Leblanc, please die in the same fire as Graves. Underpowered, decent into certain match ups. Can be a nightmare to play against when ahead as any mage. If you don't have flash consider yourself dead as a immobile mage. Useless in lane when behind. Easy to gank. I swear EVERY TIME I have her on my team I lose. Not sure if everyone just sucks with her or if she is bad. Not much to say other than he's the best ADC in the game. Overpowered, needs nerfs. Probably the best support in the game. Super strong, can be extremely frustrating to play against, can murder most ADC's with thunderlords with just an auto, e, q. Polymorph so damn strong. Frustrating to lane against, extremely safe. Not top tier though due to her extremely long cooldowns on non-ult abilities. Miss one spell and you are useless for the next 10 seconds. Decent/good pick if played well though. Probably underpowered, rarely see this guy... Pretty much only picked up for his ult. Kinda crap without it. Funny how this guy loses against most AD matchups...needs items to even hope to fight them. Can be frustrating to play against when doing well though and he's against a full AD team. Also if you are Miss Fortune, good luck ever getting an ult off as long as his ults up. I don't even know what to think of this champ anymore, can we please just rework him again? Just a mess of a kit, really should get rid of that passive. Strong pick though for support, decent mid. The rework for this champ looks so bad, that ult looks so damn useless but maybe I'll be proven wrong with time. I hate having one on my team because I know I'll be 1 v 2 most of the game till he's relevant, but I also hate playing against him when he somehow manages to get to the Yi zone and murders your team. Bruiser Yi gives me aids. Love this champ. I love playing her support, mid and ADC. Feel she is a very solid champ, can be aids to play against if she is support with thunderlords though, but I think MF support was pretty heavily nerfed so it's less of a problem. I personally don't play her support anymore, still do deathfire MF ADC though. My favorite and best top laner. People seem to really hate his rework but I didn't even like him before his rework, I like him so much better now. The dragon is so fun to control. The W and ult heals feel so crazy/fun when you attempt to 1 v 2 when getting ganked and that 3rd Q hit feels oh so rewarding when you see the damage and hear that clonk. I like playing him bot but only with a good support. I hope the gunblade nerfs that are coming don't ruin him, he's already in an iffy spot atm but still my favorite <3 Feel she needs a rework. Kit is too binary and boring. Hit someone with Q, then puddle. What kind of gameplay is that? I personally don't like seeing Morgana's on my team, but she is a pretty good situational pick against Blitz or any CC that needs to be avoided at all cost. Very strong laner for the support role that falls off. She is very good though, but can be unreliable outside of lane phase. Can easily take over the lane by herself with autoing the ADC while W'ing them, winning every trade. Strong pick with a Draven. Boring, boring, boring. When you see this character you know it's going to be a snooze fest top lane. I almost always first blood this guy when I play against him, but the moment he gets 1-2 defense items it becomes a farm fest where eventually he outscales me for 1 v 1, but he's absolutely worthless in teamfights against good players. The E max Nasus is awful to play against, no interaction at all. Probably the best tank in the game, but maybe not anymore? Was nerfed a good bit and some tanks were reworked, but I am assuming Naut is still very good/viable. Use to be somewhat disgusting to lane against with that massive shield and crazy damage with triple doran ring. Feels useless but kinda glad because I hated this champion for so many seasons... I remember when she literally 1 shot you with spears... Nightmares forever. A decent pick, not top tier but can carry for sure. Weak-ish early but can murder carries like a boss. I love nunu's existence. He has so many fun/cool skins that make me smile. He's a pretty decent champ with the new keystone for jungling and can be hell to lane against top lane with deathfire. Probably needs a rework though. I hate playing against olaf... Having him just rush me down with ult/ghost and having nothing I can really do about it feels so bad. That being said, he falls off like crazy late game and can be straight useless when behind. As a support main though when I see him murder my ADC while I can only sit there and watch feels pretty bad lol. Strong mid lane champion, top tier. Can be frustrating to lane against when played well. Shielding herself and autoing you to death level 1, the pain. I love playing this guy, but I know he's aids to play against. The moment you see you are laning against this champ you know the lane isn't about snowballing, gettting kills or even farming, it's about surviving and trying your best not to get first blooded so he snowballs the game. Give up any and all CS you have to so he doesn't get a kill, ping like mad when he disappears with ult up. Use to be broken as Hell, never see her anymore. Her ult was always so frustrating to play against for me...Getting knocked out of team fights while they kill the rest of your team always felt pretty bad. Cancer top laner. Have fun if you are melee and an auto attacker, you will want to blow your brains out. Very solid support, feel he's only super good though with his duo due to his increased jump range. Being able to jump in, then ult and jump back with that increased range feels so much better for team fights. Kinda crap, needs a rework. Can be annoying as sht though when he comes rolling in over and over and over. Never see her anymore, still feel she is good at higher ELO though, but maybe not. Top tier top laner, super strong and aids to play against when running ignite. Was disgustingly overpowered, not sure anymore since I rarely see him. I'm sure he's still really strong though. I know she isn't even that good, but I hate this character. Just something about her makes me want to punch her players in the face. Just very cheesy and annoying player base. Love this guy, top tier top laner. Great character and has a fucking flamethrower. Sweet. Probably overpowered as balls since he's played most pro games, but I will always love Rumble. Forever Overpowered as fuck or useless as turds. Reworked now, not sure how I feel about her yet but I will be banning her in ranked so my teamates don't play her. A good shaco will always be good, use when novices try to play this champ or a good shaco has a bad game, GG. Useless as fuck. Can do some crazy damage with onhit items thanks to his clone. They nerfed his early game a LOT though with those Q nerfs. This poor guy can't seem to stop getting nerfs. Even after all the nerfs he got, they now nerfed sunfire and made him even more nerfed. lol. Probably will still get proplay though. Poor ninja. Does absurd damage at times, useless most of the early game though. I dunno how I feel about this champ other than there are just better picks out there. Can give you aids, especially if they do nothing but proxy making laning boring/awful. However you can't help but love this guys laugh. Pretty solid top laner still thanks to dark seals being OP as fuk on him. Pretty solid tank. Personally play him top, mid, jungle and support, but prefer him mostly top and support. Use to love the zzrot rush on him after 2 or 3 doran rings with E max mid lane, but they kinda nerfed zzrot into the ground. Full AD sion is a lot of fun, but Jesus it falls off so hard. Underpowered currently, probably one of the weakest if not the weakest ADC in the game. Still very good pushing though for laning phase. I forgot he existed. Decent support, solid laning. No real peel other than her ult, but the heals/shields can be pretty strong and of course she has extremely good engage. My go to healer support. Love playing her, very lane dominate. Put 3-5 points into Q first, show you are the most Alpha unicorn in the game and then max your heal to give the enemy team aids every team fight. Her weakness however is she has low CC and obviously can't engage at all. Your team needs to have something to start fights. This guy when ahead is a monster to try to kill. Even with mortal reminder you sit there wondering when he'll die as he hourglasses the last second. Can be awful to lane against as a melee, but he has one of the worst CSing in the game. Push him into turret and force him to last hit there. I normally outfarm swains by a lot. Also his short range makes him easily kited. The joy of being one shotted by an R button. Solid champ, pretty good pick. Good siutational support pick against pick supports. Eating your support whenever they get caught by a CC makes him a great pick, but he can be very hard to carry with. Fun top laner. Never really played her, rarely see her but when I do they normally are a pain in my ass. That wall, that damage, ugh. Seems like a strong pick. There is a reason this guy is banned so much at higher ELO... the amount he takes over games is ridiculous with his roams. Very frustrating, also crazy damage. Try your best not to get first blooded. Underpowered support, honestly. Ult can be pretty clutch but just feel his laning is so awful that it's not worth. Useless champ, but so many Teemo mains that somehow make him work even in the jungle. Needs a rework, but not going to lie those teemo mains can do work. What a hooker. Seriously though, good champ, great synergy with Kalista with her ult and his lantern. Can be punished a lot in lane though, but flash, flay, hook is super strong for setting up kills/ganks. Weak ADC, can do some surprising damage with buffed fervor though. Horrible mid game. Playing a tank against this guy feels awful. Like, just awful. Please stop stealing my stats, let me do my job. Please? You don't really understand how hard this champion is till you play him. He is extremely easy to kite and when his ult is down he can't do shit till it's back up. That being said, he will give you aids regardless as he split pushes you forcing you to back/teleport over and over and over. I don't know how people play this champion anymore. He has so many poor matchups and I don't know how they survive. That being said, a well played TF just completely takes over the game making bot lane feel like you are 2 v 8. So easy to shit on in lane, but he can go 0-4, farm up a bit and then 1 v 9 if you don't know how to end the game. Disgustingly strong if not delt with. He recently got changes, but pretty sure he's still useless tbh Please God rework this champion soon. Another favorite of mine for ADC, he's my second best after Miss Fortune. Great utility, solid laning, easy to dive and shit on though if not protected. Ashe is kinda just a better Varus though currently, tbh. Please stop picking this champion. I don't want to baby sit you and then watch you try to 1 v 5 as you die over and over. As a support main, this champion tilts me when it's picked on my team. LOVE this little guy, one of my favorite troll supports. Does disgusting damage and can 1 shot most people when he hits 6 bot lane. Can be extremely cheesy and actually pretty good. Gets a surprising amount of AP with assists/kills and just Q's on enemy champions. That being said, having one press r on you and instantly dying feels pretty bad. He's not a good/top tier champ, but when he one shots you with ult you sit there like "lol counterplay" even though you can actually just stay out of his range or hourglass his ult. Solid mid and support, better as support though in my opinion. Does some crazy damage when built properly. Brand does his job a bit better though tbh bot lane. Vel'koz has a bit better peels though. Being ulted by her feels bad knowing there isn't really counterplay other than not being in R range or hourglassing her ult. That being said, she isn't top tier, she isn't overpowered. She is decent, but very abusable early on if she misses her Q. I feel like this champ was overnerfed, but apparently he still sees proplay so someone must think he's good. I personally use to main this champion before his rework and miss that champion very much.. Old burning Viktor deathray with and his DoT ult felt so good before they were reworked. Being able to hit someone with just 1 e and half healthing them with only was my favorite thing ever. Cancer when ahead, useless when behind. I haven't played against this champ a lot, but very abusable early game before he gets items/levels. Don't let him bully you and you should shit on him generally. That being said, this champion with hourglass can be cancer thanks to his pool. Dear lord this champion is bad, please give him a full rework. That being said, he does some surprising freaking damage when you let him. Strong champ, sustain God. Weakish early, ridiculous mid/late. When snowballing, good luck ever killing him. Weak as balls early game, crazy one shotting potential though with items. Clone mind games can drive you nuts when played well. Strong ADC against assassin team comps, strong in general as well. Can be played without her duo more easily than her partner. Weak laning though. Scripter alert Strong as Hell late game if allowed to get there, easily abused early. Blows up like a wet paper bag when people go full damage like idiots like they do almost every game. One of the most tilting champions to play against. He's not even overpowered, he just infuriates you till you smash your keyboard on the ground. That being said, most people that play this champion don't know how to stop feeding. I think this champion is so bad and abusable it's kinda saddening. I like the idea of his rework, but the execution was poor. The ult's cooldown is disgustingly long and whenever he Q's a minion, you can easily punish him when his only real damaging ability is wasted on a creep. He's just so bad in decent ELO's. Very strong tank jungler, crazy ganking potential with enough level's in E. Can be super frustrating, especially when snowballing with a little AP in his build murdering anyone squishy. That being said his rework might of destroyed Zac's linadries build since he doesn't bounce on you anymore for his ult. Still applies it decently with w though. Can be super frustrating to play against, lord help you if he's snowballing... If he's behind though, gg enemy team. Useless. Rarely see him, but he can be pretty strong if not brutally murdered by multiple gap closing monsters that everyone is playing currently. My go to support and main champion. Weak as turds early, but his mid game is one of the best in the game. I fucking love this champ and I am so glad they reworked him <3 That stun with 45% CDR feels so good. Use to main her, nerfed constantly. Still a solid/good pick but I don't like to main champs that constantly see the nerf hammer. Aids to play against.