In a balancing sense, isn't balancing just a bit too powerful?

Count Tobi·2/24/2015, 8:53:08 PM·1 votes·399 views

I've been reading the latest patch notes, and I've noticed a strange pattern that...

Balancing is able to change every champion and there's little to no counter-play.

Riot would you please take the time out to give us some feedback on how you'll be giving Balancing a much more defined weakness...uh maybe you could, make minor patches! UM WHAT ABOUT HOTFIXES?!

Maybe. Champion spotlights!

Yeah yeah and give them a tab in their champion profile that lists their strengths and weaknesses, shit why don't we even just like make Balancing more playable in our PBE, maybe our testers know how we can rework this whole "Balancing".

Have you ever realized that Balancing has the ability to change champion designs and even their models? Like that's really powerful holy hell, it can even dive us when we're at home in our tier 3 houses. (Or tier trash for some of you poor suckers)

Not only that it's winrate is almost infinitely impossible to comprehend. Balancing almost has a 90% winrate, that 10% being a last minute revision on patches outgoing.

I think you guys need to invest more time on Balancing and think of ways to perhaps make it more livable? Maybe? Or remove from the game, that sounds much more effective tbh.

Anyways good work on the game so far guys, I really enjoy being a meta-sheep and a complete tool in my support for your company! Everything you do is successful and guarantees and anything you do wrong will be adequately excused and provided support from your playerbase! You've made my favorite hobby bitching on a national level. =) Today is my 67th Birthday will I get that special King Rammus skin I wanted?

Will any red please post so I can feel special and appreciate? Why haven't you nerfed Lee Sin or Zed? Why do we have so much mobility in this game? Why won't you make [input shitty casual name] skin for [input champion name]. Why won't you make astrophysics scientist Xerath?

I feel like Veigar is really weak right now with E delay,

Uh I watched the latest tourney, [Input specialized tourney input and twitter information regarding pro-scene beef jerky] I'm sick of Riot nerfing my favorite hero Bard.

Here's my champion concept it's called generic outcast hero with generic but decently designed artwork because I had a two-year class in college in design.

Why haven't you made _____ skin yet?

Here's another thread about your shitty balancing team, along with a joke, hmm, well this joke got more upvotes than I expected... Wow I feel important! Thank you so much Riot for doing [input technical aspect that easily awed player seems to think was an insignificant but interesting change.]

Did I mention I hate resourceless champions?

And who could forget the kiss-butt threads I love making on random Monday, "Riot you don't get enough thanks for the absolutely fantastic job you do, I love this game because ___________________________________ [list of things that would be expected of any company but is surprisingly unique for this one because it's player-base is inflated]"

Also [champion name] needs a tweak.

Thank you for reading Riot, you are best company ever. (English is not my first language)

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