Swain,Teemo,Vlad,Brand,Anivia vs Nasus (name more cancer matchup) i'm going crazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Cu5UceGYI&feature=youtu.be
and you wonder why no one plays nasus anymore the outdated champion , when you have to deal with the new vlad the new swain and the freaking NO MAGIC RESIST RUNES early game, and the freaking broken AP items , and if it's not all you get camped all day even when behind, you can't even farm your Q cuz this swain gonna spam you bring you close hit you with his 3 ranged spell , and if it's not all , heals with his freaking ultimate and the long range on it, literally the dumbest champion created, brand is not even close to this amount of cancer, you literally can't do anything , literally no point building tank and going in when the guy out damage you and heal back,AND IF IT'S NOT ALL HAVE 3 RANGED SPELL 2 CC and i repeat you can't even farm Q at tower every time you go for that farm , he pull you in and land his freaking combo and i REPEAT YOU HAVE NO FREAKING MAGIC RESIST EARLY GAME NO RUNES OR MASTERY TO HELP YOU!!!
RIOT LITERALLY REMOVED THE EARLY MAGIC RESIST FROM THE GAME YOU CAN PLAY XERATH OR ALL I CARE ANYTHING WILL FREAKING WORK!!!!!!!!!!!
and YOU RIOT YOU RUB THESE CANCER CHAMPION ON OUR FACE AND IT'S UNDENIABLE WE DON'T FREAKING HAVE A CHOICE OTHERWISE WE GET DESTROYED IN LANE IN TEAM FIGHTS IN EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF THE FREAKING GAME, I MEAN TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE ON , CUZ IT'S SOME GOOD ONE.
I'M RAGING SO FREAKING HARD RIGHT NOW LITERALLY MY EYES IS TEARING I'M FREAKING MAD TO THE POINT I HAVE WATER ON MY EYES YOU THINK THIS IS FUN AND BALANCED YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, THE FACT THAT'S I'M GOING INSANE PROBABLY TELL MUCH ABOUT THIS/THESE FREAKING CHAMPIONS!!!
oh god i swear people that think nasus have a freaking late game when he can't land a single Q, get CC and slowed down by freaking ANIVIA
YOU WANT TO WIN AGAINST NASUS ? YESSS GO PICK ANIVIA SLOW NASUS STUN HIM THEN PICK BRAND AND STUN HIM AND SLOW HIM AND DON'T FORGET TO BUILD THAT EXTRA SPICE OF A ITEM CALLED RYLAIS, WATCH AS HE'S SITTING THERE TAKING A HUGE AMOUNT OF DAMAGE AND DON'T FORGET TO BUILD THAT FREAKING VOID STAFF , SO HE CAN DIE INSTANTLY TO THE BURST DAMAGE IF IT'S NOT ENOUGH , IF IT'S NOT ENOUGH THERES ALWAYS ANOTHER TO STOP HIM
AND I LOVE RUNNING OUT OF MANA BEFORE THE SWAIN THAT SPAM 3 FREAKING SPELL, I SPAM 1 SPELL 1 FREAKING SPELL WITH FREAKING 12 SECONDS COOLDOWN BUT HEY I RUN OUT OF MANA BEFORE THE FREAKING SWAIN YEAHHHHHHH TALK ABOUT A OUTDATED CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU THINK WITHER IS OP? OH REALLY? PLAY THOSE AP CANCER CHAMP WITH PHASE RUSH FREAKING SORCERY MASTERY AND YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH FREE TO GO!!!!!!!!!
ALL THE PROS SAYING NASUS SUCKS AND ONLY BARELY DECENT IN SOME MATCHUP EASILY BEATABLE BUT HEY LET'S LISTEN TO THE CASUAL PLAYER " OH NO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH NASUS HE'S SO STRONG LATE GAME " " END UP BANNING NASUS ANYWAYS" OR LANE AGAINST IT AND LOSE BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T LAND A SINGLE SPELL OR ABILITY OR WHATEVER THE F*** YOU NAME IT, LITERALLY ALLOWING NASUS TO FREE FARM BY DOING FREAKING NOTHING LITERALLY!!!! OMG I'M BRONZE I'M SILVER I CAN'T USE MORE THAN 2 NEURON PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME , AND THE JUNGLER THAT DON'T GANK THE FREE TOP LANE NO PRESSURE OR ANYTHING, YEAH IT'S NOT NASUS FAULT IT'S LITERALLY YOUR FREAKING FAULTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
OH YEAH..... NO LATE GAME NASUS? WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? LITERALLY NO GAP CLOSER YOU CAN CLEANSE HIS WITHER AND YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH GOOD TO GO, EVEN IF HE FLASH YOU CAN FLASH.
SO WHAT SO WHAT YES I'M RAGING I NEVER RAGED THIS MUCH SINCE IDK WHAT FREAKING REMAKE AND CHANGE THEY MAKE A COUPLE YEARS AGO WHEN ALL THE PEEPS I KNEW LEFT THE FREAKING GAME!!!!
oh god i'm so pissed i literally have horn growing on my freaking forehead , jesus christ CAN'T FIRST PICK THIS , COUNTER THIS COUNTER THAT, THIS KIND OF SH!T SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST !!!!!!
HEY HEY LET'S GO BACK TO ME BUILDING AP AND MY TEAM WONDERING WHAT'S GOING WHY AM I TROLLING????? WHY WHY????
OR WHY MY FREAKING E HAVE LITERALLY NO DAMAGE WHEN I BUILD AP YEAH THE ONLY RANGED POKE , LITERALLY WORST THAN AP SHYVANA E , OH NO LET'S WAIT FREAKING 7 SECOND, 7 SECOND AND YOU KNOW WHAT?????
I HAVE FREAKING 40% COOLDOWN OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I'M GOING I'M TRYING SO FREAKING HARD TO NOT PULL A HASHINSHIN.
YEAH LET'S TALK VEIGAR STACKING Q ON CHAMPION LITERALLY ONE SHOT ANYONE LATE GAME PUT THAT LITTLE THINK AROUND YOU THAT STUN YOU IF YOU RUN OUT AND LITERALLY 100% HIT YOU IF YOUR HITBOX IS LARGE ENOUGH LITERALLY GET STUN OR TAKE IT TO THE FACE, LOOK THAT THING HAVE SHORTER COOLDOWN THAN NASUS E , HEYYYYYYY CONGRATS MAN YOU WIN THE GAME
IF I WENT VEIGAR TOP AGAINST SWAIN LITERALLY WOULD BEEN ABLE TO FARM DEAL DAMAGE LATEGAME ONESHOT PEOPLE, AND ACTUALLY HAVE CC FOR THE TEAM, YEAH YOU SIT THERE A COUPLE SECONDS DOING NOTHING BECAUSE THERES THAT WALL STOPPING YOU NAH MAN TANK VIEGAR STACKING AP FOR LATE GAME ALL YOU NEED IS DEATHCAP AND BOOM VOILA RANGED + CC + 1 SHOT NO BIG DEAL!!!!!
OH I FREAKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE CLAP AT LCS WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE PICK NASUS BECAUSE IT TAKES A LOT OF BALLS TO ACTUALLY DO IT!!!!!! AND WHAT DOES HE DO? HE SPLIT PUSH ALL DAY THAT'S IT THAT'S ALL
AND HE'S PICKED NOT AS A COUNTER BUT AS A FREAKING RANDOM PICK ANYTHING ELSE COULD HAVE LITERALLY BETTER AGAINST THAT MAOKAI MATCHUP IN LCS.
HE LITERALLY COUNTER NO ONE!!! HE HAVE FREAKING NO LATE GAME AND 70% OF THE CHAMPION POOL CAN BEAT HIM IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 2 NEURON INSIDE YOUR FREAKING BRAINNNN
COME ON MAN I REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE ASKED FOR NASUS CHANGE AND RIOT KEPT HIM THE SAME WITH THE OUTDATED MECHANICS LITERALLY NOT CARING!!!! OH JESUS WE WON'T SEE A NASUS REWORK BEFORE FREAKING 2069 AND BY THIS POINT NO ONE IS GOING TO BE PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!!!!!!!
IDK MAN EVERYONE GETTING REWORKED , EVERYONE GETTING SOME CHANGE AND NASUS IS SITTING THERE IN THE DUST!!!!! HELL I DON'T EVEN MIND LANING AGAINST NASUS , I KNOW HOW TO BEAT THIS CHAMPION, LITERALLY HIT HIM EACH TIME HE TRIES TO CS, LITERALLY FREEZE AND GANK HIM OR PUSH AND WATCH HIM STRUGGLE TO LAST HIT, OR WHAT ELSE?!?!?!?!?!? ASSASSINATE NASUS TEAM BEFORE HE EVEN MANAGE TO LAND A SINGLE Q .
IDK MAN I NEVER LOST A GAME BECAUSE OF NASUS AND WON WAYYYY BUT WAYYYYY MORE GAME AGAINST NASUS THAN I ACTUALLY LOST
THAT 1000 DAMAGE STACK IS NOT EVEN SCARY YOU BUILD A BUNCH OF ARMOR, YOU PICK MALPHITE, RAMMUS OR EVEN SEJUANI AND CHO GATH AND LAUGH AT HIM , LITERALLY ANYTHING WORK AGAINST HIM IT'S NOT F***** FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also invalidates like 90% of early DoT.