Swain,Teemo,Vlad,Brand,Anivia vs Nasus (name more cancer matchup) i'm going crazy.

Dremiist··1 votes·1,771 views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Cu5UceGYI&feature=youtu.be

and you wonder why no one plays nasus anymore the outdated champion , when you have to deal with the new vlad the new swain and the freaking NO MAGIC RESIST RUNES early game, and the freaking broken AP items , and if it's not all you get camped all day even when behind, you can't even farm your Q cuz this swain gonna spam you bring you close hit you with his 3 ranged spell , and if it's not all , heals with his freaking ultimate and the long range on it, literally the dumbest champion created, brand is not even close to this amount of cancer, you literally can't do anything , literally no point building tank and going in when the guy out damage you and heal back,AND IF IT'S NOT ALL HAVE 3 RANGED SPELL 2 CC and i repeat you can't even farm Q at tower every time you go for that farm , he pull you in and land his freaking combo and i REPEAT YOU HAVE NO FREAKING MAGIC RESIST EARLY GAME NO RUNES OR MASTERY TO HELP YOU!!!

RIOT LITERALLY REMOVED THE EARLY MAGIC RESIST FROM THE GAME YOU CAN PLAY XERATH OR ALL I CARE ANYTHING WILL FREAKING WORK!!!!!!!!!!!

and YOU RIOT YOU RUB THESE CANCER CHAMPION ON OUR FACE AND IT'S UNDENIABLE WE DON'T FREAKING HAVE A CHOICE OTHERWISE WE GET DESTROYED IN LANE IN TEAM FIGHTS IN EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF THE FREAKING GAME, I MEAN TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE ON , CUZ IT'S SOME GOOD ONE.

I'M RAGING SO FREAKING HARD RIGHT NOW LITERALLY MY EYES IS TEARING I'M FREAKING MAD TO THE POINT I HAVE WATER ON MY EYES YOU THINK THIS IS FUN AND BALANCED YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, THE FACT THAT'S I'M GOING INSANE PROBABLY TELL MUCH ABOUT THIS/THESE FREAKING CHAMPIONS!!!

oh god i swear people that think nasus have a freaking late game when he can't land a single Q, get CC and slowed down by freaking ANIVIA

YOU WANT TO WIN AGAINST NASUS ? YESSS GO PICK ANIVIA SLOW NASUS STUN HIM THEN PICK BRAND AND STUN HIM AND SLOW HIM AND DON'T FORGET TO BUILD THAT EXTRA SPICE OF A ITEM CALLED RYLAIS, WATCH AS HE'S SITTING THERE TAKING A HUGE AMOUNT OF DAMAGE AND DON'T FORGET TO BUILD THAT FREAKING VOID STAFF , SO HE CAN DIE INSTANTLY TO THE BURST DAMAGE IF IT'S NOT ENOUGH , IF IT'S NOT ENOUGH THERES ALWAYS ANOTHER TO STOP HIM

AND I LOVE RUNNING OUT OF MANA BEFORE THE SWAIN THAT SPAM 3 FREAKING SPELL, I SPAM 1 SPELL 1 FREAKING SPELL WITH FREAKING 12 SECONDS COOLDOWN BUT HEY I RUN OUT OF MANA BEFORE THE FREAKING SWAIN YEAHHHHHHH TALK ABOUT A OUTDATED CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU THINK WITHER IS OP? OH REALLY? PLAY THOSE AP CANCER CHAMP WITH PHASE RUSH FREAKING SORCERY MASTERY AND YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH FREE TO GO!!!!!!!!!

ALL THE PROS SAYING NASUS SUCKS AND ONLY BARELY DECENT IN SOME MATCHUP EASILY BEATABLE BUT HEY LET'S LISTEN TO THE CASUAL PLAYER " OH NO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH NASUS HE'S SO STRONG LATE GAME " " END UP BANNING NASUS ANYWAYS" OR LANE AGAINST IT AND LOSE BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T LAND A SINGLE SPELL OR ABILITY OR WHATEVER THE F*** YOU NAME IT, LITERALLY ALLOWING NASUS TO FREE FARM BY DOING FREAKING NOTHING LITERALLY!!!! OMG I'M BRONZE I'M SILVER I CAN'T USE MORE THAN 2 NEURON PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME , AND THE JUNGLER THAT DON'T GANK THE FREE TOP LANE NO PRESSURE OR ANYTHING, YEAH IT'S NOT NASUS FAULT IT'S LITERALLY YOUR FREAKING FAULTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

OH YEAH..... NO LATE GAME NASUS? WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? LITERALLY NO GAP CLOSER YOU CAN CLEANSE HIS WITHER AND YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH GOOD TO GO, EVEN IF HE FLASH YOU CAN FLASH.

SO WHAT SO WHAT YES I'M RAGING I NEVER RAGED THIS MUCH SINCE IDK WHAT FREAKING REMAKE AND CHANGE THEY MAKE A COUPLE YEARS AGO WHEN ALL THE PEEPS I KNEW LEFT THE FREAKING GAME!!!!

oh god i'm so pissed i literally have horn growing on my freaking forehead , jesus christ CAN'T FIRST PICK THIS , COUNTER THIS COUNTER THAT, THIS KIND OF SH!T SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST !!!!!!

HEY HEY LET'S GO BACK TO ME BUILDING AP AND MY TEAM WONDERING WHAT'S GOING WHY AM I TROLLING????? WHY WHY????

OR WHY MY FREAKING E HAVE LITERALLY NO DAMAGE WHEN I BUILD AP YEAH THE ONLY RANGED POKE , LITERALLY WORST THAN AP SHYVANA E , OH NO LET'S WAIT FREAKING 7 SECOND, 7 SECOND AND YOU KNOW WHAT?????

I HAVE FREAKING 40% COOLDOWN OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I'M GOING I'M TRYING SO FREAKING HARD TO NOT PULL A HASHINSHIN.

YEAH LET'S TALK VEIGAR STACKING Q ON CHAMPION LITERALLY ONE SHOT ANYONE LATE GAME PUT THAT LITTLE THINK AROUND YOU THAT STUN YOU IF YOU RUN OUT AND LITERALLY 100% HIT YOU IF YOUR HITBOX IS LARGE ENOUGH LITERALLY GET STUN OR TAKE IT TO THE FACE, LOOK THAT THING HAVE SHORTER COOLDOWN THAN NASUS E , HEYYYYYYY CONGRATS MAN YOU WIN THE GAME

IF I WENT VEIGAR TOP AGAINST SWAIN LITERALLY WOULD BEEN ABLE TO FARM DEAL DAMAGE LATEGAME ONESHOT PEOPLE, AND ACTUALLY HAVE CC FOR THE TEAM, YEAH YOU SIT THERE A COUPLE SECONDS DOING NOTHING BECAUSE THERES THAT WALL STOPPING YOU NAH MAN TANK VIEGAR STACKING AP FOR LATE GAME ALL YOU NEED IS DEATHCAP AND BOOM VOILA RANGED + CC + 1 SHOT NO BIG DEAL!!!!!

OH I FREAKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE CLAP AT LCS WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE PICK NASUS BECAUSE IT TAKES A LOT OF BALLS TO ACTUALLY DO IT!!!!!! AND WHAT DOES HE DO? HE SPLIT PUSH ALL DAY THAT'S IT THAT'S ALL

AND HE'S PICKED NOT AS A COUNTER BUT AS A FREAKING RANDOM PICK ANYTHING ELSE COULD HAVE LITERALLY BETTER AGAINST THAT MAOKAI MATCHUP IN LCS.

HE LITERALLY COUNTER NO ONE!!! HE HAVE FREAKING NO LATE GAME AND 70% OF THE CHAMPION POOL CAN BEAT HIM IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 2 NEURON INSIDE YOUR FREAKING BRAINNNN

COME ON MAN I REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE ASKED FOR NASUS CHANGE AND RIOT KEPT HIM THE SAME WITH THE OUTDATED MECHANICS LITERALLY NOT CARING!!!! OH JESUS WE WON'T SEE A NASUS REWORK BEFORE FREAKING 2069 AND BY THIS POINT NO ONE IS GOING TO BE PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!!!!!!!

IDK MAN EVERYONE GETTING REWORKED , EVERYONE GETTING SOME CHANGE AND NASUS IS SITTING THERE IN THE DUST!!!!! HELL I DON'T EVEN MIND LANING AGAINST NASUS , I KNOW HOW TO BEAT THIS CHAMPION, LITERALLY HIT HIM EACH TIME HE TRIES TO CS, LITERALLY FREEZE AND GANK HIM OR PUSH AND WATCH HIM STRUGGLE TO LAST HIT, OR WHAT ELSE?!?!?!?!?!? ASSASSINATE NASUS TEAM BEFORE HE EVEN MANAGE TO LAND A SINGLE Q .

IDK MAN I NEVER LOST A GAME BECAUSE OF NASUS AND WON WAYYYY BUT WAYYYYY MORE GAME AGAINST NASUS THAN I ACTUALLY LOST

THAT 1000 DAMAGE STACK IS NOT EVEN SCARY YOU BUILD A BUNCH OF ARMOR, YOU PICK MALPHITE, RAMMUS OR EVEN SEJUANI AND CHO GATH AND LAUGH AT HIM , LITERALLY ANYTHING WORK AGAINST HIM IT'S NOT F***** FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14 Comments

jocomotion3 votes

think your caps lock is stuck on buddy

Dremiist1 votes

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think your caps lock is stuck on buddy

I'M UNLEASHING THE FURY!!!!!!!

Madsin252 votes

Bro as a Vlad main i'm telling you now nasus is a HARD counter into him.

Stay alive until you can get a cowl(extremely easy to do) and then it is game over for him. You hit 6 slow him pop ult and destroy him.

The only way a vlad can stay alive is if he is smart and picks phase rush to break your slow.

Dremiist1 votes

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Bro as a Vlad main i'm telling you now nasus is a HARD counter into him.

Stay alive until you can get a cowl(extremely easy to do) and then it is game over for him. You hit 6 slow him pop ult and destroy him.

The only way a vlad can stay alive is if he is smart and picks phase rush to break your slow.

phase rush , heals , pool , and rylais. i already know the matchup i think i have 50-100 game against vlad as nasus from season 1 to today.

anyways swain outclass vladimir in the cancer matchup , outclass teemo and urgot, whatever you name it.

PopcornBunni1 votes

Runes have an explicit option against Magic damage in Null orb for which no Physical equivalent exists.

Second Wind + item 1054 also invalidates like 90% of early DoT.

Dremiist1 votes

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Runes have an explicit option against Magic damage in Null orb for which no Physical equivalent exists.

Second Wind + item 1054 also invalidates like 90% of early DoT.

not as stronger than corrupting potion you literally spam 3 of those . heal for 375 health 36 seconds while doran shield heal for 176 over 40 seconds, and by that i mean you're proc'ing the doran shield passive literally permanently.

so no.

Asterfix1 votes

I've lost to people i've countered and stomped my counters. It's all about being lucky when you make a decision. Wanna go all in under turret? Welp jungler was waiting in the bush. Wanna wait in your own brush while they push out the lane? Welp your jungler decided to gank right when you went to attack and you took him down and pushed down the turret.

Dremiist1 votes

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I've lost to people i've countered and stomped my counters. It's all about being lucky when you make a decision. Wanna go all in under turret? Welp jungler was waiting in the bush. Wanna wait in your own brush while they push out the lane? Welp your jungler decided to gank right when you went to attack and you took him down and pushed down the turret.

junglers aside.

ChisatoShirasagi1 votes

no one plays nasus anymore??? he's always picked if no one bans him in my games

Dremiist1 votes

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no one plays nasus anymore??? he's always picked if no one bans him in my games

hahahaha, people play to passive and tend to play whatever they enjoy in silver they don't care about the consequence , that's why nasus is easy to carry in silver, no one literally know how to harass in the top lane it's literally paradise island.

but nice deduction Zelda, i guess... hahaha

ChisatoShirasagi1 votes

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hahahaha, people play to passive and tend to play whatever they enjoy in silver they don't care about the consequence , that's why nasus is easy to carry in silver, no one literally know how to harass in the top lane it's literally paradise island.

but nice deduction Zelda, i guess... hahaha

fair enough

Nozzomi1 votes

Honestly for me, Nasus can still be a late game super carry if played in the right hands. Sure Vlad gets annoying with his poke, but Nasus' early game is trash, and meant to be. You need to wait it out before you can go balls to the wall and destroy them. Do you build your normal build against them if you are lining against them? I'd recommend putting in a new build with Magic Resist such as Spirit Visage. It has that Magic Resist and boosts your healing which is good for Nasus since he has built-in life steal. And if you wanted to go more offensively minded with your MR, you could buy Maw or Mercurial. Just suggestions

Dremiist1 votes

[{quoted}](name=HRF Eclipse,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=3RbuvE3T,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2018-04-30T21:53:37.167+0000)

Honestly for me, Nasus can still be a late game super carry if played in the right hands. Sure Vlad gets annoying with his poke, but Nasus' early game is trash, and meant to be. You need to wait it out before you can go balls to the wall and destroy them. Do you build your normal build against them if you are lining against them? I'd recommend putting in a new build with Magic Resist such as Spirit Visage. It has that Magic Resist and boosts your healing which is good for Nasus since he has built-in life steal. And if you wanted to go more offensively minded with your MR, you could buy Maw or Mercurial. Just suggestions

hahahahaha nice meme

Warlord Rhinark1 votes

You need to see some anger management I think.

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