How to outsmart a Skarner player, and win the game every time!

You may be thinking, Skarner is OP with his 64% winrate. Want to know why it's not in the 70s%? Because of this strategy! With this strategy, you'll always be able to beat Skarner. I was able to beat every Skarner player with this technique, and I wanted to share it with all of you.

In order to first beat Skarner, go into a Ranked Champion Select. Do the following steps in order.

• Regardless of what your teammates say, instalock Riven. Stupid teammates, they are merely just holding you back from what you actually deserve, Challenger! Now, go into the loading screen.

• Now, this is very important, you must make sure at 1:30, you go and invade! And no, not with your team, fuck them! You're a challenger smurf, so you want to do a solo invade. Then, you want to click Q, three times where all the enemies are.

• On the first Q, it will seem you do no damage, but trust me, It's not as bad as you think. On the 3rd Q, you will instantly kill Skarner! Even if he isn't near you.

• Then, you grab one crystal spire, yourself, and a announcement will be said in chat, saying "Skarner has been disabled!".

• Due to the fact of your great skills, and a huge glitch I found in the system, this technique can be used on any Skarner player! If you get your dick in the toaster, (and don't worry, you won't.), then you easily, slam the toaster with your broken blade.

• Now, you may still not be convinced? Is there any proof of this working? Well, here's the math behind it. Skarner players LOVE Riven's booty, so when they see it, they become hypnotized. When you do a Q, they are seduced into giving you some love, and the 3rd Q makes the Skarner explode with love, making the summoner controlling Skarner unable to use Skarner anymore.

• Your team will soon be thanking you, and be in awe as you get those pentakills! Here are some quotes from the games I got, sadly, the players were speaking a language I didn't understand, but if you use google translate, you'll instantly recognize them!

당신은 청동 에 속하지

Je l'espère un requin vous dévore you

نشمر في الكرة و يموت

The enemies actually reported me for trolling, and I got a notice because of it. They were mad about me using this amazing trick! You'll soon get to diamond, I promise. Your teammates will soon be honoring you for your courageous achievements of winning them the game.

Also, remember, this guide is serious, and the instructions may seem strange, but this is no joke. This is a completely serious thread, I promise you! Don't mistake it as one, or I will find you. Well, have fun everyone, and I can't wait to see you in challenger you korean smurfing Riven mains!