What is the one phrase that puts you on full tilt?

z63XnLCMwX·Jan 13, 2018·24 votes·4,265 views

For me if anyone on my team says "it's just a drag" when it was free and it's an air which we up losing to the other team I just stop trying. What's the phrase that tilts you the most.

195 Comments

koshkyraJan 13, 201858 votes

me: sees zed is missing

me: MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA, types "bot back the fk up now zed is coming"

"enemy double kill"

"NICE MIA MID!!!1!1!1!!!"

ChaddyFantomeJan 13, 201835 votes

{quoted}

me: sees zed is missing

me: MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA, types "bot back the fk up now zed is coming"

"enemy double kill"

"NICE MIA MID!!!1!1!1!!!"

Lux : " i did, check the chat"

Vayne :wtf, why didnt you follow11!!!11??

Lux : "... yea, cuz im gonna follow a Zed into the fog of war, seems legit"

Jinx HunterJan 13, 20188 votes

{quoted}

: " i did, check the chat"

:wtf, why didnt you follow11!!!11??

: "... yea, cuz im gonna follow a Zed into the fog of war, seems legit"

Happens to me all the time. As a mage you should NEVER follow a Zed, Kat, Akali, Fizz, LB, or Talon into the fog unless your fed and their behind. That is just about as good as waving a dinner bell saying: "Kill me please".

Worse yet, most of the time I actually bother to ward Rive so bot lane can see it coming, but nope, they keep hard pushing like monkeys and die. Like seriously, if you bot and the other team has a Roaming assassin as their mid, just do not fucking push.....and don't expect me as Zoe or Lux or even Ahri to chase a damn Zed or Akali or another assassin through the fog, just because you have no map awareness. (Dumb bot laners since 2013)

ZelorxonJan 13, 20181 votes

Yes, you have to follow a zed in the fog of war, you should know beforehand that he's gonna roam, watch the minimap and see if he's trying to go bother your jungler, follow him from a distance because you know, you are RANGEd after all, and be ready to take action if he tries to make a play, also you're ranged, and i already know that you push your wave against a melee but somehow you don't push it after lv7 when you have your waveclear and you sit on your full mana making excuses instead of pushing, not counting that by freezing the wave pre-7 and matching his push you have all the means and time in the world to harass zed and make sure that he will be low so he can't leave his lane, if you don't mean to do all of this then why are you playing the game in the first place because it's not even hard or takes effort to do and all you want is to get carried or have the pleasure to blame (wrongfully) someone else for your losses. Also zed can't take kills in lane like every other assassin unless the enemy laner misplays, so all he can do is either farm or look for kills in other lanes/the jungle, and all he sees when he watches your bot lane is 2 juicy chicken drumsticks, so if he comes back with one or two kills and starts ulting you non stop, don't blame your bot lane because it's you that dropped the ball first.

And please, community, stop spreading wrong game knowledge and encouraging bad plays just because that day you felt lazy.

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HungryAngry2SPPJan 13, 201816 votes

{quoted}

Yes, you have to follow a zed in the fog of war, you should know beforehand that he's gonna roam, watch the minimap and see if he's trying to go bother your jungler, follow him from a distance because you know, you are RANGEd after all, and be ready to take action if he tries to make a play, also you're ranged, and i already know that you push your wave against a melee but somehow you don't push it after lv7 when you have your waveclear and you sit on your full mana making excuses instead of pushing, not counting that by freezing the wave pre-7 and matching his push you have all the means and time in the world to harass zed and make sure that he will be low so he can't leave his lane, if you don't mean to do all of this then why are you playing the game in the first place because it's not even hard or takes effort to do and all you want is to get carried or have the pleasure to blame (wrongfully) someone else for your losses. Also zed can't take kills in lane like every other assassin unless the enemy laner misplays, so all he can do is either farm or look for kills in other lanes/the jungle, and all he sees when he watches your bot lane is 2 juicy chicken drumsticks, so if he comes back with one or two kills and starts ulting you non stop, don't blame your bot lane because it's you that dropped the ball first.

And please, community, stop spreading wrong game knowledge and encouraging bad plays just because that day you felt lazy.

ADC main huh?

sir d wreckJan 13, 201814 votes

And please, community, stop spreading wrong game knowledge and encouraging bad plays

Oh the irony.

ZelorxonJan 13, 20181 votes

I would make a joke "Do you even know what irony means? Of course not because they didn't taught you yet at school." but then i remembered what american education is like and the smile suddenly died on my lips.

Chromatic EagleJan 13, 201814 votes

Le Edge

Daedric EtwahlJan 14, 201810 votes

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HungryAngry2SPPJan 13, 20183 votes

{quoted}

me: sees zed is missing

me: MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA MIA, types "bot back the fk up now zed is coming"

"enemy double kill"

"NICE MIA MID!!!1!1!1!!!"

Phrases like this make me want to vomit my own soul [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

Ok sure but whyJan 14, 20184 votes

In the famous words of some youtuber,

"Have you ever realised the lower you get in ELO, the more people complain about MIA?"

DarthNocturnisJan 13, 201845 votes

At the end of a really close game where everyone was trying their absolute best.

"ggez"

Sairek CearesteJan 13, 201826 votes

At the start of the match:

"lets end quick guys i g2g to work/school in 10 minutes"

This seriously happens to me at least twice a month.

If you have to leave to go somewhere else 10 minutes then why the hell did you join the queue???

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

AFilthyCaitMainJan 13, 201826 votes

Its just a norms Lets end i gtg to school in 10 mins First time anything in ranked Gg (like 5 mins in) Juggernauts are tanks Afk

RainbowIceeJan 13, 20188 votes

"its just norms" it's the lamest excuse a bad player can ever give and they will die defending that notion that they're just practicing instead of admitting you got beat.

Dragon MasterJan 13, 201821 votes

Garen is a tank

ISLAMICWARRIOR99Jan 13, 20181 votes

Ye, 4k hp 1 dmg item garen def not a tank :/.

shicky97Jan 13, 20188 votes

You've described a Juggernaut

ISLAMICWARRIOR99Jan 14, 20182 votes

Idc what riot says it is if it facetanks my dmg and then 1 shots me its called broken and that includes juggernauts and tanks

Sexy Jack RabbitJan 14, 20186 votes

There's this abstract concept called Kiting. You might of heard of it.

TokogawarufJan 13, 201816 votes

gg ez

How to ruin my mood Starter Pack.

LimrickJan 13, 201816 votes

"If you touch my farm, I'm afk"

*Takes entire jungle and both mid and bot waves

VladCuzBadJan 13, 201815 votes

How do you die as (champ) you literally can (ability)

BALDG1VEN BOOMERJan 13, 201812 votes

“First time Yasuo”

big boi edriJan 13, 201812 votes

“I’m a smurf, don’t worry I’ll carry.”

Oh fuck here we go...

KuromatsuJan 13, 201812 votes

when some 15 year old calls me a "kid"

dude im 33 and it just makes me sad. i wish i was 15 again.

AnastaeciaJan 13, 201811 votes

When the one worthless (1-12-3) player on the winning enemy team says "GGEZ" or similar in post game chat.

YOU DID NOTHING! YOU GOT CARRIED!

I actually don't care if the carry says it. Some people are more prideful than others...w/e.

BjørnetjenestenJan 13, 20185 votes

Well if he got carried, it was the truth from his side, since it was easy for him

MysticDreams12Jan 13, 20189 votes

"GG ez"

sir d wreckJan 13, 20189 votes

RocketRelmJan 13, 20183 votes

RocketRelm: (Sir D Wreck): Alive

FourIsTheNumberJan 13, 20187 votes

/all ff?

GelmousJan 13, 20187 votes

"i'm just pushing the wave"

the only time my jungler come to lane when i'm at base, just to take my farm set me behind and then leaves

vodrio12Jan 13, 20187 votes

FF at 20 Minute 4:30....

Malicious FuryJan 14, 20187 votes

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Yellow_question_mark.svg/450px-Yellow_question_mark.svg.png SPAM

SithesisLordJan 13, 20186 votes

"Elise top lul."

"Diana top lul"

Both of those picks work better than they should.

V The Support VJan 13, 20186 votes

Ally laner who has just died: "Jungle WTF?!"

Ally Jungler: "Aw man I forgot to take smite".

Magical ZoeJan 14, 20186 votes

"Oh sorry i'm high right now"

People use this as an excuse now for stupid mistakes. This needs to be a bannable phrase.

FairyfleurJan 13, 20185 votes

"gg" when the game is completely winnable or "lets just ff" when the game is again, winnable. These people just give up whenever they feel like it and cost the game.

Hexs FortuneJan 13, 20184 votes

It's annoying when a teammate vents their frustrating by proclaiming " gg " just because something happened to them. The game is not all about you, others are trying their best to nudge the team towards victory.

TiboldJan 14, 20184 votes

"Wtf support. He's 1/4" Looks at KDA 1/4/35 [slayer-jinx-unamused]

AuroramancerJan 14, 20183 votes

"ggez" and "free game" when the enemy turns the game around on us only because a player dc'd at 10 minutes and stayed dc'd, despite us having a huge lead while 4v5 until 20 minutes when the player's absence really started to matter.

Iffy JarlJan 14, 20183 votes

Galio Gee Gee trash jg doesn't gank

Rammus MY MANS YOU ARE 0/3 B4 MY FIRST CLEAR CAN I GET MY BUFF FIRST PLEASE?!!

Death by GlamourJan 14, 20183 votes

We got this

0/5/1 teammate

In Borke VeritasJan 14, 20183 votes

"It's just a normal" from people that run it down mid or afk

Z3SleeperJan 13, 20182 votes

You should build X item

Gee thanks I've never played this champ before /s

DorkunedAurasJan 13, 20184 votes

I only say that when presented with blatantly stupid people. As in, Maokai rushing Spirit Visage against a full AD team type of stupid

SnaketitsJan 13, 20182 votes

"dw we have lategame"

In a meta without a lategame.

z63XnLCMwXJan 13, 20183 votes

{quoted}

"dw we have lategame"

In a meta without a lategame.

I hated it when my team goes we got this late game while enemy adc is a few vayne and apc is a fed veigar. I'm like do you even see what their team late game champs Are!!!