Petition for Minions to flash a Rank 7 Mastery if they kill you.

Mighty Mortein·10/4/2016, 2:09:00 AM·792 votes·57,258 views

This is obviously a joke, but I think adding a little insult to injury IF minions happen to kill you would be great.

EDIT: Not gonna lie, never thought this post would get so much attention. Even if it happened on certain game types, it'd be amazing.

106 Comments

Tormentula10/4/2016, 2:14:54 AM182 votes

"Dies to drag"

"Scuttle crab shows mastery 7"

Blazingflares10/4/2016, 2:11:21 AM82 votes

Then in all chat the thing that executed you says "git gud". Also applies for jungle monsters (IMO).

500000000000000010/4/2016, 3:46:24 AM35 votes

They are all minion OTPs after all. They all should have rank 7 masteries.

GigaPube10/4/2016, 7:01:48 AM27 votes

"obviously a joke"

"Gameplay" a poll

Samflash310/4/2016, 2:39:46 AM14 votes

Dying to golems makes them dance.

Riot pls.

BakedLotion10/4/2016, 4:45:08 PM13 votes

People are probably gonna whine about how toxic the minions are cause their ass is sensitive as fuck.

MonkeyMadness10/4/2016, 4:09:16 AM10 votes

who voted no??

ModWulf Helhammer10/4/2016, 2:09:45 AM8 votes

This is a petition I can get behind

MagicFlyingLlama10/4/2016, 2:15:22 AM8 votes

This is great.

I got to watch my bronze V friend loose a 1v14 with minions while playing ryze, while incredibly drunk. He is only bronze V due to doing shit like that.

Aerki Jyr10/4/2016, 9:13:32 PM8 votes

Actually, the minion that lands the killing blow should immediately upgrade to a super minion...then flash level 7.

Glowshtick10/4/2016, 8:42:59 AM5 votes

-die to raptors camp at lv1-

"Here's to you, kid."

Just Blame Jenny10/4/2016, 12:03:16 PM5 votes

BM Rift for April Fool's, please.

Meanie4010/4/2016, 3:48:01 AM4 votes

Only if towers can as well.

DevlinCrow10/4/2016, 8:38:50 AM3 votes

It would be funny but it's a bit silly, however something like a "happy" or "triumphant" face/animation afterwards would be a bit more realistic and still retain the fun

Bob413110/4/2016, 2:59:36 AM3 votes

they should also type "GG EZ" in all chat

ltmetal10/4/2016, 9:46:27 AM3 votes

Seems legit, Nexus has several million games on Minions, so it should definitely have racked up the IP and champion mastery by this point.

Draqone10/4/2016, 6:52:25 AM3 votes

And then have people die on purpose just to see it, no thanks.

brisu10/5/2016, 11:35:03 AM3 votes

What about if the minions destroyed your Nexus, the minions on the winning side would all flash rank 7 mastery.

bviperz10/5/2016, 8:48:12 PM3 votes

Screw that, just have Baron drop a BM comment every time you pass by his pit.

"WHAT?!" "COME AT ME BRO" "I'll eat your children... and your village." etc.

Alpha Samsuni10/4/2016, 2:13:40 AM2 votes

Counts for all sources that get you "executed" except dragon & baron

Dark Lord 49910/5/2016, 6:50:12 PM2 votes

The only thing about this, it should only be once players reach a certain level, it would suck in your first game ever playing league to die to a minion, not realizing they could finish you off and then having it display a level 7 mastery crest.

LU Vanilla Rice 10/7/2016, 2:42:32 PM2 votes

honestly, just a beautiful idea.

woodvsmurph11/13/2016, 7:20:57 PM2 votes

Wait, can they heal back to full hp and get a mastery from the mastery tree for this too? At least in fun game modes this would be hilarious -- or even if they kill other minions. Could see a minion survive long enough (if promoted) to have thunderlord's. Again -- for fun game modes only.

Kneelbeforezoth10/4/2016, 2:13:49 AM2 votes

lol i agree but i see this causing even tilt then a boosted bronze animal in diamond 1 [zombie-brand-mindblown]

awdaf10/7/2016, 11:22:55 AM2 votes

I am the 600th up vote, praise me.

Malak7/8/2018, 5:37:32 PM1 votes

why isn't this in the game?

Yokujin5/25/2018, 10:47:39 PM1 votes

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This is obviously a joke, but I think adding a little insult to injury IF minions happen to kill you would be great.

EDIT: Not gonna lie, never thought this post would get so much attention. Even if it happened on certain game types, it'd be amazing.

during april foods towers flashed M7 if they killed you :)

Ok sure but why6/8/2017, 5:01:30 AM1 votes

69 voted no