The Best League Patch Note To Date?

The gem of Patch 8.13:

• Bots no longer purchase Banner of Command on the black market after its removal from the shop

https://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-813-notes

Oh Riot, you cads. This is right up there with Sims patch notes like "Fix for babysitter routing off lots with babies" and "Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out".