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Dear Fellow Toplaners: I'm Sorry

ModCaliCoastReplay··8 votes·4,530 views

I regret to report that I am patient zero for taking Brand into the top lane.

To the many melee fighters desperately clinging to the last real melee arena in the game: Think having to go up against Teemo , Gnar , Kennen, Urgot, and Jayce was cancerous as you got shot to pieces simply trying to CS? Just wait until you're reduced to a smoking, triple-stacked future pile of ash from half a screen away by spells that didn't even hit you.

I feel I cannot be held accountable for the cancer I have contracted. It was forced on me by my own playing my best Urgot into a lane-swapped opponent forced to take Brand against me, who then utterly decimated and dominated the hell out of my best Mastery 7 champion, to the surprise of us both. It turns out percentage health burn against toplane fighters that procs every spell is like Gnar 's Hyper passive hits on a multiplier from Hell.

Nevertheless, it appears to be incurable. I am now playing Brand into a wide variety of dismayed toplane fighters. Drastic measures may be necessary.


I have placed this post in Player Behavior where it clearly belongs. I am also adding a poll to help the community pass judgment on my poor behavior.

26 Comments

disregardable4 votes

Garen

nice poke, just give me 20 seconds while u wait for cooldowns, yeah k I'm good.

ModCaliCoastReplay1 votes

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Garen

nice poke, just give me 20 seconds while u wait for cooldowns, yeah k I'm good.

Yeah, Garen is the go-to ban. :) Self-healing tanks generally spoil Brand's particular hustle. Darius can wreck him pretty good too.

VoraciousX3 votes

Honestly I'm kind of wanting to try this. We're seeing tankier top laners recently so Brand top with his %HP damage might be kinda ridiculous. Only problem is how long of a lane it is and ganks.

ModCaliCoastReplay1 votes

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Honestly I'm kind of wanting to try this. We're seeing tankier top laners recently so Brand top with his %HP damage might be kinda ridiculous. Only problem is how long of a lane it is and ganks.

So far it's a very good pick against anyone immobile with no healing in the kit. Bad against healing generally and self-healing tanks in particular.

He's not the best blind because there are four hard self-healing tank tops out there and really smart players will certainly be able to counterpick at least one, but he's a great sneaky counterpick against a lot of fighters if the team comp can handle the squishier frontline.

You do have to be careful past the river but you're actually fairly safe behind it, especially with tankier items in the build like item 3027 item 3116. Tanky Brand can be astonishingly hard to bust down, and he can be built double-pen and tank for surprisingly high damage, tankiness, and utility even without a lot of AP.

Great as a counterpick to: Jax Fiora Pantheon Sion Shen Urgot

Skill-dependent against: IreliaTeemo Kennen Quinn

Dubious against: Yasuo Ekko Riven Darius Vladimir

Countered/shut down by: Garen Nasus Maokai DrMundo

VoraciousX1 votes

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So far it's a very good pick against anyone immobile with no healing in the kit. Bad against healing generally and self-healing tanks in particular.

He's not the best blind because there are four hard self-healing tank tops out there and really smart players will certainly be able to counterpick at least one, but he's a great sneaky counterpick against a lot of fighters if the team comp can handle the squishier frontline.

You do have to be careful past the river but you're actually fairly safe behind it, especially with tankier items in the build like item 3027 item 3116. Tanky Brand can be astonishingly hard to bust down, and he can be built double-pen and tank for surprisingly high damage, tankiness, and utility even without a lot of AP.

Great as a counterpick to: Jax Fiora Pantheon Sion Shen Urgot

Skill-dependent against: IreliaTeemo Kennen Quinn

Dubious against: Yasuo Ekko Riven Darius Vladimir

Countered/shut down by: Garen Nasus Maokai DrMundo

Just curious, how do Garen, Nasus, and Maokai counter him? Garen I don't think should ever be able to get close to him without flash, Nasus should be bullied out of lane. Maokai I can see maybe healing back up but you can always get morellonomicon. Mundo on the other hand I'd imagine straight up counters him bad. I'd also imagine Malphite counters him pretty hard post 6.

ModCaliCoastReplay1 votes

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Just curious, how do Garen, Nasus, and Maokai counter him? Garen I don't think should ever be able to get close to him without flash, Nasus should be bullied out of lane. Maokai I can see maybe healing back up but you can always get morellonomicon. Mundo on the other hand I'd imagine straight up counters him bad. I'd also imagine Malphite counters him pretty hard post 6.

Why don't some of you go play these matchups and find out? So many of you do these thought experiments, but they don't actually reflect the reality of laning.

Garen counters him because Brand simply can't get him in health range to secure a kill before he starts healing it all up via his passive - then Brand has to back for mana, at which point Garen gets a free wave and a free heal near full. Garen doesn't start getting kills until he has a fully stacked, 40-MR second passive - but after he does, he can just absorb spells and even tower shots with relative impunity, and remember, he has a silence too.

Nasus can possibly get pushed out first or second push, but then he comes back with item 3211 and other item 3065 bits and his native lifesteal after that means he can just heal through the damage to full every time.

These champs are in fact better than Malphite because Malphite has no innate healing.


Brand has one trick, which his entire kit is focused around: Do a lot of damage over time or with a triple-stacked explosion and try to get enemy champions in range where they can be killed via an explosion or a stacked burn. He has almost no CC - one single-target stun on a reasonable cooldown - and he has limited mobility. Self-healing is the counter, because Brand cannot burst down any champion from full health unless he's ridiculously overfed. He's not Veigar or Velkoz with that kind of instant or near-instant burst. As a laner he must whittle down the enemy champion to half health or so in order to be a threat and he must get the empowered hits on his full combo to do the damage from there. Anyone who can just repeatedly heal to full while kiting him successfully is a good counter to him in lane. Hell, I bet Sona is fantastic as a solo laner vs. Brand - kite for days, dodge pillars with the movespeed, then heal any damage taken.

Moody P2 votes

please play this squishy immobile mage top, it'll give me a good excuse to start dusting off my XinZhao

Boatwhistle2 votes

Doesn't really help against Brand. He can E-Q Xin Zhao very easily following Xin Zhao E. This stun in turn ruins the attack speed bonus and buys him more then enough time to get off W and distance. This sets off Brand passive giving him more then enough Dmg to make up for what little you did. If you applied one auto his minion wave is now on you while he is safe as his abilities wont attract your minions agro.

He would need to play passively yes, as wasting his e or q gives you a reasonable opening. However he needs neither to clear pretty damn fast.

Saezio1 votes

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Doesn't really help against Brand. He can E-Q Xin Zhao very easily following Xin Zhao E. This stun in turn ruins the attack speed bonus and buys him more then enough time to get off W and distance. This sets off Brand passive giving him more then enough Dmg to make up for what little you did. If you applied one auto his minion wave is now on you while he is safe as his abilities wont attract your minions agro.

He would need to play passively yes, as wasting his e or q gives you a reasonable opening. However he needs neither to clear pretty damn fast.

Why would the xin use E before brands stun is out? As a melee you just walk to the immobile champ and wait for them to do the first move and save all cds for after the stun, you can also dodge Q by dashing to a minion under some circumstances. also brand in such a long lane means enemy jungler has free kills 24/7 or just pick camile/fiora/riven/olaf/lee

ModCaliCoastReplay1 votes

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Why would the xin use E before brands stun is out? As a melee you just walk to the immobile champ and wait for them to do the first move and save all cds for after the stun, you can also dodge Q by dashing to a minion under some circumstances. also brand in such a long lane means enemy jungler has free kills 24/7 or just pick camile/fiora/riven/olaf/lee

Camille and Fiora are uninspiring vs. Brand so far. Riven is probably a lot better. Brand seems to really crap on fighters with no in-kit healing - he wrecks Jax Irelia Kled Pantheon Shen and other short-range fighters who have to melee tag their CS - so who knows about LeeSin /Olaf. And I'll play vs. XinZhao any time - just as you wouldn't dash 'til the stun was burned, I won't burn the stun 'til you dash, and in the meanwhile I tag your own CS attempts easily.


The true Brand counters are hard self-healing tanks such as Garen Darius MaokaiDrMundo who just out-sustain his entire mana pool. Chogath Nasus are very good late game against him though Nasus early game is brutal. Renekton is possibly quite dirty against him between dash, stun, ult and so on. Vladimir may ruin his entire day as bloodpool dodges the third spell to proc the passive at ease and he gradually just heals everything.

Saezio1 votes

I had no idea we were talking about bronze 1 elo. Try to get to plat or higher and play him and you will see what I mean.

ModCaliCoastReplay1 votes

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I had no idea we were talking about bronze 1 elo. Try to get to plat or higher and play him and you will see what I mean.

I had no idea my lighthearted, humorous, not-to-be-taken-seriously post would end up infested by rank shamers. :) For the record, I've never been Bronze. Also for the record, you do you, and I'll do me.

I have no doubt that high ELO will probably punish Brand top, but in high ELO I also bet I can actually be a frontliner and not end up having to try to carry the entire game as often as well because 3 or 4 of my other teammates give up a kill per minute between them, then ragequit when their FF at 15 isn't supported.

GreatWhiteNorth2 votes

He might do well in lane, but late game, when there are no tanks on Brand's team, well...

Warlord Rhinark2 votes

Yeah- no.

Once the people you play against actually start developing a brain, they'll build Doran's Shield first item, take Second Wind and Revitalize in Resolve, and rush an Adaptive Helm.

Alzon2 votes

Not bad tbh. Handles ganks pretty well after 6 and heavily punishes the enemy top laner for not getting a gank at any level. Ludens > Ryliandry for spreading the burn/slow proc plus 30% CDR for more passive procs. Could alternatively build Liandry’s > FH if a frontliner is needed.

Biggest issue would be mana in lane, plus the long lane if you do mess up. I’d probably run Manaflow, Biscuits, and Time Warp, then start with CPot and get DSeal+boots first back. Should help with both issues.

If you’re against the rare sustain tank, you’ll have to concede them the mid game. Punish them before they get items, then wait through mid until you have Void and Morello.

EDIT: Been rockin this in flex, definitely viable. Frozen Heart plus health/AP items is so damn efficient versus multiple AD.

epicgizmo5191 votes

your the kindof person to play brand/zyra support and say ez at end summoner 14

Saezio1 votes

What elo? I bet some elo where junglers are braindead or else they just gank you level 2 and then lane is over for you.

Slythion1 votes

I feel like Brand should get stomped by most decent toplaners, especially fighters/bruisers

ModCaliCoastReplay1 votes

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I feel like Brand should get stomped by most decent toplaners, especially fighters/bruisers

If you're talking about pure out-of-the-kit - then self-healing tanks beat him. Not fighters, not bruisers. I've watched Brand top absolutely stomp on a Fiora Camille Jax Irelia all, but not a single Garen victory yet.

It's not a question of any single engage but of the length of the early lane phase and CS. League is more often a marathon than a sprint, but the most reliable way to beat a solo-lane Brand is simply to exhaust his mana pool without being anywhere near death, which is why Garen absolutely dominates him.

I believe I understand what you guys are trying to say - and yes, if someone like Irelia gets ahead, Brand is in trouble. Last time I played an Irelia, though, I essentially dominated her. The issue for these fighters is very simply that their pre-6 lane phase against Brand is very, very difficult. They have to get up close to their CS in order to take it, and Pillar of Flame has a very wide area that's almost impossible to dodge. Very few fighters early have the waveclear to match Brand and his own early CS is pretty easy, and you can't build health as a defense against him, which really messes with the build paths in the toplane - for instance, a item 3071 is pretty bad against Brand.

RivenYasuoEkko seem like capable fighters vs. Brand because they have insane mobility and jukes and shields. I wouldn't put money on the rest. The matchup just plays out very differently in most cases than you all seem to be thinking. A good Brand toplane stays very far back, makes your all-ins very difficult, and just about always holds QR until after you gap-close (or you're running away on fire with low health), so it's really not just a matter of catching him on cooldowns and beating him up. Brand's W and E are more than enough to use for laning and skirmishing and are pretty easy to tag melee champs with, and you'd be genuinely surprised how hard a time a fighter has trying to all-in Brand before the QR combo they save blows you to little bits.

Tanks, though. Garen is just disgusting versus Brand. You can't even lane. I promise.

Slythion1 votes

Garen is a Bruiser, and as for the rest of divers/bruisers they almost all have very reliable engage. They simply just have to rush item 3155 or item 3065 and hold off til 6. I'm sure levels 1-5 are bad but honestly...I just don't think a Brand can really abuse it. His abilities will autopush the lane as he tries to harrass, and seeing as he has no mobility he essentially either zones himself off or presents himself as an easy kill for junglers.

I don't mean this as an insult, but are you sure you're playing against good players who have patience and would know how to take advantage of these things?

ModCaliCoastReplay1 votes

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Garen is a Bruiser, and as for the rest of divers/bruisers they almost all have very reliable engage. They simply just have to rush item 3155 or item 3065 and hold off til 6. I'm sure levels 1-5 are bad but honestly...I just don't think a Brand can really abuse it. His abilities will autopush the lane as he tries to harrass, and seeing as he has no mobility he essentially either zones himself off or presents himself as an easy kill for junglers.

I don't mean this as an insult, but are you sure you're playing against good players who have patience and would know how to take advantage of these things?

Probably not. :) That being said, you do have to realize that Brand is not the trivial gank that most people think he is, especially if he's going item 3027. He gets a surprising amount of health in toplane builds, and most ganks present to him a fine pair of isolated champions to proc heavy stacks of Blaze on with his R.

Do I think this strat is the Next Big Thing in LCS? No way - though it might be fun as a troll-meta pick in an exhibition or garbage-time game. But it's fun in Normals and I do plan trying it in low ELO soon.

By the way, "Bruiser" doesn't necessarily mean anything - it's not a real League term. Garen wins the matchup because of his passive and his damage-soaking abilities - what wins him the match is all on the tank side, not the fighter side. In general Brand sucks against healing and one of the simpler defenses against his nonsense is a simple item 1053 pickup. He only has one trick, and that is to burn you very very low on health all the time, and if that gets disrupted by any significant healing he's in trouble. I have no doubt that DrMundo also generally ruins his day, Vladimir Maokai , those kinds of champs, though oddly not Nasus because his early game is just too weak.

ModCaliCoastReplay1 votes

Best part of toplane Brand though:

He tends to beat Teemo.

In the matchup of pure toplane cancer, cancer beats cancer at long last.

ModKnightsKemplar1 votes

I have many questions.

What's your win percentage? Is this a "win lane, lose game" strategy? With no tank, how do late game teamfights proceed? Is there a point where Brand falls off and you're likely to lose? Does having an immobile mage in the longer lane hurt your prospect of surviving ganks?

Basically, all these boil down to... I assume there's a counter. What is it?

ModCaliCoastReplay1 votes

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I have many questions.

What's your win percentage? Is this a "win lane, lose game" strategy? With no tank, how do late game teamfights proceed? Is there a point where Brand falls off and you're likely to lose? Does having an immobile mage in the longer lane hurt your prospect of surviving ganks?

Basically, all these boil down to... I assume there's a counter. What is it?

Lane, or just overall on him? I win lane about 65-70% of the time, I'd guess - as for late game, it really depends on the comp. If he wins the lane and everyone else goes even or better I don't find him a bad late game top at all. If he wins and everyone else loses I can get dumpstered, but even then he has a better chance than a lot of tops because he can still put out damage. As far as ganks go - only really past the river is he seriously vulnerable. Q-stun and the natural distance he can keep is usually enough in even circumstances. I do build item 3027 and often other tanky items so he's far from a one shot. Past the teamfight phase, he can't "tank" per se but the "frontline" he creates simply out of respect for the damage he puts out is often as effective in its own way as having a more serious frontliner. He's definitely a lot less vulnerable to getting dived on than many think, because as long as his R is up a hard engage on him often costs the enemy team more than it's worth - sure, they'll kill him on a dive sometimes, but only after the R combo has burned their entire frontline down to 40% health or so, and after that it's an easy cleanup if my team is in any way good. He's definitely much weaker as a frontliner when his ultimate is down, however, or against a tanky CC chain. I do not find that he falls off late game at all, but it depends a lot on the comp, and this is all Normals so far as taking this strat to Ranked unproven would be a good way to get reported.

As far as the counter strat - well, like I said, any major self-healing tank as your opponent is a shutdown. Garen DrMundo Maokai Chogath Vladimir are all likely to give him fits, basically anyone who can soak up his mana pool and then just heal back to full shuts down this strat entirely, even Darius is actually a pretty bad matchup, though oddly Tryndamere Nasus don't count because of their weak early games.

ModCaliCoastReplay1 votes

This whole thing that you guys are all worried about where Brand is just seen as this defenseless, squishy mage isn't really the way it seems to work out in practice. item 3027 item 3116 item 3157, the usual tankmage-top stuff you often see on Ryze Vladimir, it's all really pretty effective on Brand too. He actually gets pretty hard to burst down and can hold his own versus a lot of people you'd be surprised by, last game I just actually outplayed a Zed who caught me out crossing the river just by item 3157 'ing through his death mark and stacking him up.


Like I said, the actual biggest danger that I've seen so far is losing in lane to a giant self-healing damage soak. The late-game-no-tank concept is highly comp-dependent. I've seen it happen once or twice so far but I've had more games where the enemy team basically gets PTSD from a few failed teamfights and the "frontline" becomes a zone of fear the enemy team institutes by itself around you due to the fear of getting ulted or otherwise triple-stacked.

shrug

I had no idea people would actually take this post or the strat seriously, I thought everyone would call me cancer and be done with it. I'm sure high ELO can punish this strat and I'd hardly recommend anyone in a serious match take Brand on the blind. But as an off-meta pick or an unexpected counter to immobile fighters he's really surprisingly competitive. He just dumps on Jax Fiora Irelia Sion Shen in lane, and as a rogue counterpick to these champions or as counter-cancer against the eternal evils of Teemo (this matchup is skill-dependent but I find Brand has the edge) I actually say give him a try and see what fun is to be had. :)

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