Dear Fellow Toplaners: I'm Sorry
I regret to report that I am patient zero for taking
into the top lane.
To the many melee fighters desperately clinging to the last real melee arena in the game: Think having to go up against
,
,
,
, and
was cancerous as you got shot to pieces simply trying to CS? Just wait until you're reduced to a smoking, triple-stacked future pile of ash from half a screen away by spells that didn't even hit you.
I feel I cannot be held accountable for the cancer I have contracted. It was forced on me by my own playing my best
into a lane-swapped opponent forced to take
against me, who then utterly decimated and dominated the hell out of my best Mastery 7 champion, to the surprise of us both. It turns out percentage health burn against toplane fighters that procs every spell is like
's Hyper passive hits on a multiplier from Hell.
Nevertheless, it appears to be incurable. I am now playing
into a wide variety of dismayed toplane fighters. Drastic measures may be necessary.
I have placed this post in Player Behavior where it clearly belongs. I am also adding a poll to help the community pass judgment on my poor behavior.

can wreck him pretty good too.
. Tanky




and other
bits and his native lifesteal after that means he can just heal through the damage to full every time.
because
or
with that kind of instant or near-instant burst. As a laner he must whittle down the enemy champion to half health or so in order to be a threat and he must get the empowered hits on his full combo to do the damage from there. Anyone who can just repeatedly heal to full while kiting him successfully is a good counter to him in lane. Hell, I bet
is fantastic as a solo laner vs. 
and
/
. And I'll play vs.
is possibly quite dirty against him between dash, stun, ult and so on.
is pretty bad against
or
pickup. He only has one trick, and that is to burn you very very low on health all the time, and if that gets disrupted by any significant healing he's in trouble. I have no doubt that
, the usual tankmage-top stuff you often see on
who caught me out crossing the river just by