Ascension Is Fun

Darkslayer85·Apr 8, 2016·1 votes·577 views

When your team isn't stupid as f.

How my first five games of Ascension went. MUNDO WANT TO ASCEND warble arble arble (Ok man do it) MUNDO IS ASCENDED (begins taking kills) KILLS GO TO MUNDO!!! MUNDO MAKE THEM WORTH TWO POINTS. Stfu man I don't give a fuck about that. I want the gold for the kill. Stupid old bastard. Kills don't give any gold. Chill out man!!! Take a chill pill. Let do whatever the fuck he wants!!! warble warble ding dong arble (Wtf, this team is stupid as hell) MUNDO TOLD YOU TO PICK A TEAMCOMP WITH CC AND PEEL BECAUSE THIS WHOLE GAMEMODE IS ONE BIG TEAMFIGHT. MUNDO!!!! Reported bitch.

Please. Can people not be so ignorant?

7 Comments

JayHog1992Apr 8, 20163 votes

The game is fun, unless you main Teemo . In that case, you're gonna have a bad time...

ChaddyFantomeApr 8, 20161 votes

But will you feel your sins crawling on your back, Mr Satan?

JayHog1992Apr 8, 20161 votes

Nope, but I do feel the hearts of every yordle out there beating for me, wanting me to suceed in making this world a better place for everyone. Only thing that stops me are haters that ban Teemo and don't let me have fun... :C

I can't record videos for youtube because people are banning him too much... And can't play random champions because I earn mastery points to champions that I don't want to.

RalanrApr 8, 20161 votes

It's been a while since it happened. I don't think anyone remembered the rules.

Darkslayer85Apr 8, 20161 votes

I explained the whole game in pregame chat. Everyone was all: We'll play whatever the fuck we wanna play.

I told them the whole game was just one big teamfight. They still picked champions with no CC, peel, and we had no tank either.

ErockandrollApr 8, 20161 votes

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It's been a while since it happened. I don't think anyone remembered the rules.

I can at very least remember what worked for me last time I played. (I wonder if people will try and report me for playing Karthus.)

I don't entirely agree that the whole game is one big team fight. But fighting for ascension does account for a good chunk of the formula. Grabbing the Relics, (which actually gets you more points) tends to be more about smaller skimishes rather than team fights. As your team is not likely to be grabbing them one at a time.