WHY am i in BRONZE

Please tell me this is satire

cause riot hasnt set up a matchmaking system yet...in fact i think im buged...99% of my rank games i think my team is all bots cause they ahve no f idea what there doing...just just just DAF players...and im being literal...they couldnt even win a f bot game..wtf they doing in rank making me loose more rank till im bronze 5...this rank in this game matchmaking, and rank system is pre school made...a bad joke

Is that your only account? If you only play 1-3 games the month I highly doubt you will climb anytime soon. You will lose about 10-50% of your games even when you don't belong in that league. You will still have games that you just can't win. Additionally you will lose MMR for not playing ranked frequently despite the number is low it could be a factor if you suddenly don't play a month. Your scores are ok but that can easy be the result of having low MMR what again makes you face easyer opponements. By facing easy opponents you can let your guard down what results into losing games that you where suppose to win. With that low amount of game I highly doubt you will understand the matchups (even if it doesn't really matter in low elo). Knowing that it's possible that one of your teammates will struggle against an counterpick can you help preventing a possible snowball that would bring yourself & your team into a disadvantage.

What I suggest is to start limiting your championpool. Limit yourself to 2-3 roles and try to build 10 champions arround this. You will carry harder if you understand more about your champions and what or what you can't do. Knowning your win condition can help preventing possible losses.