I have no problem with auto-fill. I have a problem with its shitty method.

Rivuo·Jan 24, 2017·141 votes·5,310 views

My mid qued Support-fill

I qued Adc-Top

I got support.

My ADC qued supp-fill and got adc.

In essence, It could have gave my mid laner support, and me adc, and the jhin mid.. which would have gave her her primary role and my primary role thus not auto filling anyone except the jhin ( which he put fill ) so he wouldve got mid, instead it gave us the worst outcome

EDIT ; made a freaking graph to show Riot how stupid this is

https://puu.sh/tydHo/e143560136.png

137 Comments

Maximum MordeJan 24, 201718 votes

It's called diversity and it's the best thing in the world and if you don't think so you ate a racist, sexist pig.

RivetAceJan 24, 201719 votes

Tfw people downvote because they don't understand sarcasm

PaquayJan 24, 201717 votes

Tfw someone sticks up for a shitty attempt at humor/sarcasm. If you try and be funny, but aren't. The votes go south.

Supreme Senpai69Jan 25, 20171 votes

So.. downvote a post that you don't think is funny? That's pretty... stupid. lol. I could get doing that if you didn't know he was joking, which I actually didn't

PaquayJan 25, 20172 votes

For the record, I didn't downvote it. My critique of the joke was harsh, yes. I was was merely pointing out that if you make a bad joke or try to be funny but miss the mark, that people tend to downvote it.

Sraeg2013Jan 24, 20175 votes

Tfw people think that you can easily distinguish sarcasm in written speech.

DrCyanideJan 24, 201773 votes

Just remember it's "diversity" if your order at a restaurant comes back different than you ordered.

This is one of the few legitimate complaints about Autofill - when it's possible for the group of 5 to have their Main/Secondary position instead of being filled they should get their main or secondary position.

What we see here is a case where Auto Fill didn't improve queue times at all (it would have made this same group had it been disabled), it only made for worse queue quality by making mistakes.

TTK DreadnoughtJan 24, 201726 votes

Just remember it's "diversity" if your order at a restaurant comes back different than you ordered.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

SnowFallJan 24, 20177 votes

Uh sorry, offtopic, how do you achieve this dash?

SH AzykanJan 24, 20175 votes

I believe it is 5 -'s like

LordSirChipmunkJan 24, 20173 votes

I'm confused... Is the thing MM posted a joke that nobody is getting, or am I just an insensitive idiot?

Photos of GhostsJan 24, 20175 votes

It's an unfunny joke that is both unfunny because it's not of immediate understanding and because it's a harsh criticism that was uncalled for given there's no correlation.

SanKakUJan 25, 20174 votes

Not to mention he probably could avoid some down-votes, if only a couple or so if he'd just not type ate instead of are.

Maximum MordeJan 25, 20171 votes

It's never a wrong time to remind SJWs that they are literally dumber than my 6 year old.

Photos of GhostsJan 26, 20171 votes

You called out people who enjoy diversity, out of nowhere.
Racism and sexism exist and permeate society. SJWs exist as well and they are the bane of progress, but calling dog a dog isn't specific to SJWs.

Maximum MordeJan 26, 20171 votes

I think most people enjoy a little diversity, otherwise wed all just eat plain oatmeal every morning. Racism and sexism will always exist. It's subconsciously programmed into us as a survival/decision making heuristic and is not completely bad. Plus you'll never get rid of it. Progress is also relative. One man's progress is another man's problem. For instance, I think it's a huge mistake to bother with solar and wind right now when we should be gunning for fusion. Every time I see solar/wind crap get funded I literally cringe because that is less funding for what actually does have the potential to solve energy problems.

But yeah extremists, like SJWs, are definitely a problem regardless.

Photos of GhostsJan 26, 20171 votes

Racism and sexism will always be natural tendencies for everyone, but we will wipe them off society because they're ALWAYS bad. Fusion will end in 50 years, noice investments you got there, also my country is filled with your nuclear waste so thxies.

And SJWs aren't "extremists". They're ideologised dumb people that capitalism uses to absorb left narrative into an MTV shitshow.

Maximum MordeJan 26, 20171 votes

I believe you have fission and fusion mixed up. Fusion(the reactions we want to use for power anyway) produce no radioactive waste.

The problem with racism and sexism depends on where you approach it from. Equal opportunity, or equal outcome? There are very real differences in populations, that are taboo to talk about, that make equal outcome stupid as hell(and amusingly enough is where activists tend to dwell). Equal opportunity is what the goal should be and can definitely be achieved. The thing is, if you use the data in the way activists like to use, you'll always conclude that society is racist/sexist when that simply isn't the case.

nice tableJan 25, 20172 votes

seems like a lot of people missed the joke eh.

DrCyanideJan 25, 20174 votes

It wasn't a funny joke, he got booed off stage. It happens.

nice tableJan 25, 20171 votes

responding to something sarcastic explaining why its wrong in 50 paragraphs isn't "booing" someone off the stage its you responding to a joke you didn't get with 50 paragraphs.

DrCyanideJan 25, 20173 votes

Who responded in even 2 paragraphs explaining why it's wrong?

Most people that replied to it did so with one sentence. My own reply was no different, I just replied to his questionable sense of humor with a more agreeable joke/comment (deadpan? What's the text equivalent of deadpan humor?) then addressed the OP.

AMYS GRAVEJan 24, 20171 votes

but bacon....

Maximum MordeJan 24, 20179 votes

Is tasty as fk which is why you ate that racist sexist pig.

Leon EtoileJan 24, 20172 votes

Yes, but what does that have to do with me eating pork? How can I tell if the pork is racist and sexist? Second thought, I don't care if the pig is racist and/or sexist. I'll still eat the bacon provided.

Maximum MordeJan 24, 20173 votes

Me too. Ham and bacon are the tastiest. Racist and sexist pork comes pre-salted for extra flavor so that's why it's the best to eat.

Gold2StunJan 24, 20178 votes

Just become Ziggs main. You can play him in every role

5000000000000000Jan 24, 20177 votes

Tfw when two people on your team queue as support/fill but they both get filled

drakuIa421Jan 24, 201721 votes

Tfw I see someone that wrote "when" after "tfw".

5000000000000000Jan 24, 20178 votes

The tfw when I realise I done goofed

Imperial PandaaJan 24, 20176 votes

Which is why it is handy to be able to talk in champion select to try and optimize things.

EndlessSorcererJan 24, 201715 votes

It would be simpler if we could actually see what people queued for.

Unless I check their account on OP.GG, I have no indication of what roles people actually play to simplify swaps.

Imperial PandaaJan 24, 20172 votes

True, but people are usually vocal about getting something they didn't want.

Ravenous HowlsJan 24, 20173 votes

YES! Exactly this! I am a top main and if I get mid I kindly ask to play top as it is my strongest position. Communication is fantastic tool to get the game off on the right foot.

Ben SharpioJan 24, 20174 votes

yeah. This system is actually dangerous. Support mains being autofilled to carry roles like mid and adc when theyre clearly not capable of carrying

notice me Sin piJan 24, 201717 votes

Lux item 3165 item 3089 item 3285 item 3135 item 2301 item 3020 what do u mean supports cant carry?

EDIT: KAPPA, for those who didnt find it amusing

S0kaXJan 24, 20177 votes

That's not a support anymore.

notice me Sin piJan 24, 201719 votes

Lux : trust me, im a support. See? item 2301 i have wards

edit: KAPPA, for those who didnt find it amusing

S0kaXJan 24, 20176 votes

So if I buy item 2045 as a toplaner I'm a support?

notice me Sin piJan 24, 20172 votes

Trundle Sion Malphite

S0kaXJan 24, 20173 votes

I know they are supports, but if I go toplane, and my build has item 2045 I'm automatically support?

Auz the RipperJan 24, 20172 votes

Yes

(Kappa)

notice me Sin piJan 24, 20172 votes

if u are getting item 2045 as top laner, that's probably because u were feeding 0/9999/0 in lane, and u decided to play support so that team agrees u r useful

edit: KAPPA

5000000000000000Jan 25, 20172 votes

Seriously though, if you're a high utility top laner, sightstone is not a bad buy.

ned the kledJan 24, 20175 votes

Lee top can have sightstone for his ward hop, and is not support

Your point is invalid

Velzard of KozJan 24, 20174 votes

Is it hard to see he's being sarcastic? I think he well realizes what makes Support a Support, so why bring logic into it?

notice me Sin piJan 24, 20172 votes

ofc its invalid, did i really have to insert "Kappa" for people to realize im not being serious?

AdriqnoheeJan 24, 20176 votes

If you have the gold to buy all that, you're not supporting you're stealing, and thiefs should go to jail, someone call Caitlyn

SqueyJan 24, 20172 votes

If your build doenst have item 3190 item 3107 item 2049 then your not actually supporting. You might be peeling or helping in some other way but you are not support. With how strong support items are, you are holding ur team back by going support and not getting them. A 500 aoe shield and 400+ aoe heal do WAY MORE then extra damage. Keeping team alive is always better then trading kills.

DolasaurJan 25, 20173 votes

If you always follow a cookie cutter build rather than adapting to what your team needs, then you're not actually supporting. You might be shielding or helping in some other way but you are not support. With how strong communication and adaptability are, you are holding your team back by going support and putting on your blinders. A coordinated team that plays to its strengths does WAY MORE than extra shields. Working together is always better than shielding.