I am tired of laning nothing but tanks and juggernauts top

Solo Q Memes·Feb 10, 2019·5 votes·1,169 views

Very sick and tired of it. To the point that I don't even want to play the fucking game anymore. I am tired of getting out sustained, tired of them being safe picks, tired of their base damage fucking me while they are full tank. It is the most depressing 20 minutes of my life to play Wukong into these lane match ups. Its every fucking game.Its very hard to maintain my composure when every fucking game its the same shit on repeat. I let them push because I can't stop them, the jungler hardly ganks, and I can't win the trades simply because of the champion difference. I'm lucky if their isn't at least one bad player on my team, so playing a scaling champion is even more depressing when your team is already doing bad, and it makes it worse that I am bullied in lane all game by bullshit champions.

22 Comments

InfernapeFeb 10, 20194 votes

Wait. Wukong is a cheese champ that attempts to burst whatever he's against out of existence. Of course you'd get countered by tanks. Lethality and burst damage doesn't work on them.

bluefire mark 2Feb 10, 20193 votes

I'm playing talon top right now and i have a 100% winrate actually.

xDogMeatxFeb 10, 20191 votes

vs a malphite XD

bluefire mark 2Feb 10, 20191 votes

No problem, i can beat him early levels, then roam once he is too tanky. By the end of the game i one shot the carries in the back and that leaves the tank(s) to die to our whole team.

xDogMeatxFeb 10, 20191 votes

dont you mean he doesnt build tanky without my permission.

bluefire mark 2Feb 10, 20191 votes

Hm? Well if you're saying he's building ap he's going to die a million times.

xDogMeatxFeb 10, 20191 votes

joke was hes never going build tanky due to you "chuck norris style" asks for permission to build armor and you say no. in laymans terms hes never gonna get money for a chainmail till you get a duskblade which is impossible in a normal game but thats what makes it funny.

bluefire mark 2Feb 10, 20191 votes

Ah hah yeah.. a malphite top vs my talon ain't getting any cs and in turn no gold for his armor. By the time tank tops get armor i have duskblade and tiamat plus ignite.

So you want to build armor? Well too bad, no cs for you.

xDogMeatxFeb 10, 20191 votes

why not go black cleaver though wont you null more gold on them that way? your passive is 200% ad

bluefire mark 2Feb 10, 20191 votes

I go for item 3077 then item 3147 then item 3142 then item 3071 with item 3117 somewhere in between

xDogMeatxFeb 10, 20191 votes

oh that makes sense.

bluefire mark 2Feb 10, 20191 votes

Yeah, and if somehow they are too tanky for me, then i just roam mid, bot and jg and farm kills on them.

xDogMeatxFeb 10, 20191 votes

starting to develop empathy FOR...(twitches) enemy what is this feeling..... i feel bad for.... him. this sense of dread i feel the top laner getting flamed my chat all game about feeding the talon . (whooshes out) wow thats how depression feels like.

bluefire mark 2Feb 10, 20191 votes

One of the games in the post game screen, one person of the enemy team actually got mad at their top laner (yorick) for going like 0/8 to me

xDogMeatxFeb 10, 20191 votes

can his e jump yorick walls? also i feel bad for him. dang people are harsh

bluefire mark 2Feb 10, 20191 votes

You can hop anivia wall, yorick wall, trundle wall, taliyah wall, etc. Which is pretty nice. But i hardly need to use e on it when i q over it, or he walks into it and i get the crit q.

ApexInTheCircleFeb 10, 20191 votes

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Yeah, and if somehow they are too tanky for me, then i just roam mid, bot and jg and farm kills on them.

I used to play Talon alot prior to his rework. When he got reworked I wasn't having as much fun because of the delay on his burst. Since then I picked up playing top and had a lot of fun but it's starting to get boring. But, thanks to you, I might actually try Talon top.

bluefire mark 2Feb 10, 20191 votes

Hah you should try it, the burst isn't as slow as you might think. By late game, my w r/r can kill lux while an extra q auto kills the adc ( adc lives longer then lux due to pd)

xDogMeatxFeb 10, 20191 votes

question who are you top lane? if your wukong mainly hes mostly counter fighters like jayce or camille but please avoid a jax matchup.

Moody PFeb 10, 20191 votes

Not sure why you're blaming other champions because you picked a garbage one lmao

SmurfrakaFeb 10, 20191 votes

Play Gnar . He can take on the kiteable juggernauts/tanks while still being actually fun.

MrFawknSunshineFeb 10, 20191 votes

i could of sworn most of the post this week and last week are how either how mages are flat out broken and beat everything in the game , or how adcs in top lane are ruining the game.

which is it? mages broken? all you see is tanks and bruisers/juggernauts top ( which is where they are mostly played ) or adcs ruining top lane ?

im really confused