New Fragrance from Riot Games... Rek't: by Renekton
How does a scaly reptile turn sexy lifeguard? It's all about the smell. Get Rek't: by Renekton- and maybe you can be the one saving babes.
How does a scaly reptile turn sexy lifeguard? It's all about the smell. Get Rek't: by Renekton- and maybe you can be the one saving babes.
: "Renekton, I helped you with this. You would have never become a lifeguard without me, why are you not giving me any credit?"
: "Rek'... I used you. And those nights at the hotel.. I lied. It was like crawling in one of your burrows."
: "...fine. I see how it is. I'll just leave now."
(So far, this is still a better love story than Twilight)
: "Then just leave, I've been seeing someone else."
"And unlike your dry holes, she's always wet for me."
: "...I can see why they call you the sand butcher now. Set foot in Shurima again, and my Xer'Sai will swarm you.
You monster. What would
think?