Dungeons and Demacians

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Ok, quick inductee section. Who here doesn't know about the weekly game nights. Step forward or raise your hand.

Ok one...two...four...alright we have fou-

Ahem?

Put your tail down Cho. I'm trying to count.

I'm not a tail.

MOTHER OF GOD YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME.

Sssssh. No tears, birdman.

Riiight. Ok. You five I'll do a quick, easy, simple campaign for you. Just to get your feet wet.

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Aatrox stop it. You can't fight everyone you meet?

Why not? I am a god of war, you simpleton.

Maybe in real life, but "Agatha" is level two and has died four times in the past two battles.

Yeaaaaaaah. One of those times was my fault. M'bad, butterfly man.

And YOU need to stop shooting your teammates.

Yasuo. Wake up. I think it's your turn.

Oh. Huh. Ok. HASAGIIIIIII!

Stop using your wind-magic-garbage to roll the dice, you lazy drunk. You blow away all the stat sheets!

Uh, no. I blew them away once. The creepy eye thing is busy reading over-

Nobody gonna ask? Alright. Why is the eye beast stuffing books into his mouth-eye orifice?

#####DELICIOUS KNOWLEDGE. NOW I SHALL BE THE BEST AT THIS GAME OF THROWING COLORED ROCKS.

You know...let's just. Let's take a break.

But we were going to fiiiiiiiiiiight!

No. We're done here. The one thing you'll never find in this League are people who enjoy the finer points of tabletop gaming.

#####THEAVERAGEHITPOINTSOFALEVELTENCHARACTERWHOUSESCLOTHARMORISABOUTTWOHUNDREDANDSIXTYFIVEWITHAREMAINDEROF-

I don't know what's worse: You all existing or the fact that you'll fit in here.

Hey. Bird king of the land. Are books supposed to be on fire? Because they are, like, SUPER on fire at the moment.