Hey Darius?
: What weakling?
: Can you chop me in half? I want to ----
Darius Leaps 3000 feet into the air, chopping Amumu in half when he lands

: Oh my God! I can't believe that actually worked. Let's be friends forever!
: With you? Forget it. Hey Darius, let's go get a drink.
: Sure thing Amunu. Let ditch this loser.
: Forever alone.


