Create a transcript for the next cinematic! Maybe Riot will use it!
Riot, you gotta agree to something here: If someone here produces a really awesome transcript, you gotta say so and if you'll consider using it to some degree.
For anyone else, come up with a play-by-play script (of sorts) for a battle on the Howling Abyss.
The one below is one I wrote. Don't ask for a TL;DR.
My teams are as follows:
VS
Ashe is venturing through a rough blizzard with a thick fur cloak when a black arrow appears to strike her neck, but actually just barely misses her and only tears her cloak. Ashe throws away the cloak to see Varus readying another shot. As he fires, however, Braum jumps in and blocks the arrow, letting Ashe ready her bow. Varus retreats, prompting the two to follow. They are quickly joined by Lux.
The three chase Varus into the ruins of the Howling Abyss, where Ashe takes a moment to pay brief respects to the frozen statue of Greyor, the Eternal Guardian. She suddenly sees the ghost, who points across the bridge. Ashe turns to see black ice creeping out of the entrance to a ruin on the other side, with Varus moving to cover behind the black ice. The three continue to pursue, with Braum blocking more arrows. As Lux nears a mound of snow, the snow erupts as Renekton emerges, looking to chop her to pieces. Ashe is knocked to the ground by the butcher's emergence, and almost falls off the bridge, hanging on by one hand off the side. Lux tries to flee, but is stopped when a pillar of ice emerges behind her. In fear, she turns to see Trundle emerge from hiding as well, having trapped her.
Braum jumps in just in time to knock Renekton away to save Lux, leaving him stunned as a statue falls on him. However, this gives Varus a clear shot at Braum, and Varus shoots the defender in the back. Horrified at Braum's (seeming) demise, Lux turns on Varus and throws Lucent Singularity at him before he can ready another shot. She follows it up with another blast of light, which annihilates the dark archer. As Lux tries to recover, however, Trundle rushes at her and tries to crush her. She is forced to run, despite seeing how Ashe is losing her grip.
Trying desperately to regain her grip, Ashe looks up to see Thresh, who is clearly enjoying Ashe's predicament. He draws his sickle perilously close to her fingers, damaging the bridge and making it more unstable. Before he decides to cut her hand off, Thresh is broadsided by Vi, who takes the opportunity to try and curb-stomp Thresh, literally. Renekton intercepts her, entering a duel with her. Vi ends up getting the upper hand by breaking Renekton's blade, and then unleashes a "Dempsey Roll" punch combo on him. The final blow kills Renekton, sending him toppling off the bridge.
Vi turns to rescue Ashe, but is caught by Thresh's hook, which grabs her around the neck. As Vi is struggling, Trundle tries again to smash Lux into the ground, causing enough shaking that Ashe's grip slips, sending her falling. At first, Vi thinks Ashe is a goner, but Ashe is then saved by Anivia, who catches her and flies her back onto the bridge. Relieved that Ashe is safe, Vi breaks Thresh's chain and turns onto him, but he escapes using The Box. Anivia brings a sweeping blizzard over the bridge, which freezes Trundle solid. Trundle breaks free, but by the time he does, Lux has prepared her Final Spark, obliterating him.
Thresh, seeing the fight has gone badly, attempts to flee, but something grabs his leg. It's none other than Braum, who survived being shot by Varus. This gives Ashe the opportunity to shoot Thresh in the head with an arrow, instantly killing him. Vi takes a moment to spit on Thresh's corpse.
With all five members together (Braum is still able to fight), they press on into the ruins, where Lissandra awaits them. Lissandra smirks as she animates the black ice, producing hundreds of ice-based soldiers. While the group fights, Lissandra targets Anivia, impaling her with a spear of black ice. Mortally wounded, Anivia reverts to her egg state, but it is clear Lissandra's attack has placed some sort of curse on Anivia's egg. Anivia re-emerges, but in her Blackfrost form. Dark Anivia turns on Lux and attempts to freeze her. Lux shields herself, avoiding being flash-frozen, but is trapped inside the dome of ice. Ashe tries to use an Enchanted Crystal Arrow on Dark Anivia to purify her, but is then frozen solid by Lissandra, much to Lux's horror.
Lissandra prepares to finish Ashe off with another black spear of ice, but is stopped when Greyor himself appears and attacks her. Lux blasts her way out of the ice dome and rushes to Ashe, using her magic to create a powerful light that melts Ashe out of her prison. Ashe is wounded, but still able to raise her bow to shoot her ECA at Dark Anivia, who is trying to kill Vi and Braum. Lissandra can do nothing but watch as Ashe fires, hitting Dark Anivia and reverting her back to her egg state, which is back to its purified form. Braum catches the egg while Ashe readies another shot for Lissandra.
Knowing she is beaten (for now), Lissandra raises a huge wall of black ice and smashes the ceiling of the ruin, causing it to start collapsing. The party flees and barely escapes with their lives.
Outside, Ashe silently thanks Greyor for his help, letting the ghost return to his eternal watch. She turns back to Braum, who is holding the shaking egg of Anivia. Anivia is reborn, back to her old self, while the others watch her soar off into the Freljord skies.
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Sounds like it'd be cool? Or does it need some tweaking?