Highlander: A Master Yi Rap

Cut one and all down regardless of their faction High Speed, sword boots got a ton of traction When I'm picked, rage and dodge are the sole reactions It's time to put plan Alpha Strike into action Glowing blade, goggles straight from Heimerdinger Nowhere on the map is safe, call me Deathsinger I'm looking for a corpse, and son, you're a dead ringer. They curse the name, my influence still lingers. The focused mind can pierce stone? Yeah, well, the focused blade can pierce bone. I hope you're ready for fierce owns. Move so fast, you oughta put up traffic cones. Motion blur, give them all motion sickness. He's sick, she's sick, they're all sick Cause Yi Slick is too sick, moves too quick, first pick Kick into overdrive, hat trick with a single click.

Chorus: Behold the might, go on, take a gander Disses, detractors, and tons of slander Call me "no skill champ", but I'm a commander I'm Yi son, there can only be one: Highlander

They call me Yi, but you can call me master Building momentum, faster and faster Watch me one shot any squishy caster I'll sever your Sivir, then come back for Annie Hastur. 420 movespeed, call me trailblazer Locked on, high speed laner seeking laser I'm fed, but I want more, where's the waiter? Every match I hear "Are you sure you're not Faker?" Get rekt, number one threat, I bet You regret that Yi is ready set Well, we met before, so do me a favor And at least make me break a sweat. I'll bait with Meditate, you'll congregate To seal the fate of the all-time great Master Yi before you see that it's too late I'll assassinate all 5 right out the gate But then I'll wait, 'cause my sword still thirsts for blood But I guess you all can't relate

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Thoughts? I wrote this on the old forums and decided to transfer it over.