LF people to reintroduce me to the game, been off for MONTHS, and I accept i'm a shi** player 'nall

Been off for MOOOONTHS and finally back on after a weeks worth of play.

And i'm am deadly to both others and my own rank. I shouldn't exist and wish i wasn't born with how bad i know i am as i see my self play so horrible. I'm not decent in anything but supp and everyone knows they don't have any carry potential unless you play out of meta. I just need help...

The next person who sends me advertisement for coaching will both get smacked and reported. Because i'm broke and that's fucked up. I want honesty and trust, not your sympathy or charity. Cold facts. I've already accepted my shit.

Thanks for anyone at a higher rank willing to look at this post and attempt to support me in one way or another. If someone adds me and i just hadn't added you to your preferred amount of time, well tough luck kids. You're impatient and i dislike impatient people. Sorry! Just bein' blunt. Also, there's the chance i'm busy, and everyone has a life outside of internet y'know. We have natural, bodily functions too. Like sleep, and taking a dump. There you go.

http://zamroyz.deviantart.com/art/LOL-When-you-give-up-that-s-when-the-game-is-over-523998121 Right?