Looking for Personal Coaching (NO COST)

Just looking for somebody with time and experience on their hands. Don't need you to play with me(although if you want to do NORMALS or CUSTOMS that's fine), don't want you to boost me or any sht like that. Just teach me how the fck to play this game in a nice way. I would prefer to skype or if you have TS thats fine. If you coach a bunch of people I am probably not the trainee for you because I am looking to spend alot of time with a coach not just someone who does it occasionally for a whole lot of people.