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The stupid things YOU do that make OTHER PEOPLE toxic.

account for sale·5/19/2015, 7:34:03 PM·1 votes·555 views

  1. You decide who you're going to play in what role before queuing up for the match. That's why you can't last hit without being destroyed: you got countered because you chose your champ before you got into champ select.

  2. You pick an easily countered champion in first or second pick. Yay! You got first pick. Then proceeded to pick Teemo. Remember that whole teamwork thing? It's probably in your best interest to use that first pick on a role where if you get countered, you can still make a difference... i.e. NOT MID OR TOP.

  3. You pick a champ you've never played before. Not a champ you've never played ranked with before... a champ you've never played before at all... This may be because you just bought him, or it's a counter... But if you've NEVER played that champ before, you have no clue what you're doing with him... so practice first.

  4. You feed your lane because you're too aggressive. You play past your wards, you're always trying to 100-0 the enemy every trade... Basically, YOLO. Here's an idea: FARM. Then, when you do trade, try to trade without taking any damage. Then, DON'T chase the enemy past their minion wave. Then, look at your mana... if it's half or less, don't do it. Then, look at their mana... do they have mana? You probably can't kill them.

  5. You don't ward, at all. I don't care if you're the ADC. You can afford wards.

  6. You're the person feeding, but you try to be captain of the team, or the cheerleader. Seriously. Just shut up.

  7. You don't know how to surrender a game. If it's good enough for EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREAT GENERALS, it's good enough for you. Especially if you're not a professional. I know you think that comeback is always possible, no matter what, and maybe it is. But nobody likes getting their asses handed to them and then having a delusional feeding duo queue clicking no on that /ff. The chances of you making some crazy comeback like you see in LCS is so small, you're better off /ff'ing and playing another game. Your goal is TO GET BETTER, and getting your ass handed to you for an hour - because you're too stubborn to end the game and reflect on why you lost - is not going to help ANYONE.

/end rant.

Goodbye League.

6 Comments

McAllister5/19/2015, 7:47:52 PM2 votes
  1. Nothing. You can't make other people feel things. Toxic people are responsible for their own behavior.
disregardable5/19/2015, 7:40:06 PM1 votes

You should've just titled this, "Dear Teemo From My Last Game". . .

jDVL20eCYs5/19/2015, 7:45:09 PM1 votes

nasa your list is completely wrong

  1. your jungler pick lee sin
  2. jungelr pick lee sin
  3. someone picks yousa
  4. you jungler pick lee sin
  5. your jungler pick nida
  6. your jungler pick lee sin
  7. people that don't get that crit nami jungle > lee sin jungle
Vistha Kai5/19/2015, 7:52:24 PM1 votes
  1. I played so many Syndra games that I laugh every time somebody picks a counter. Granted I hate playing aganist Fizz in general.
  2. There is no "teamwork" in solo queue. I get cancer every time I let somebody go mid and "fill". Like one of my last games. Everybody and their grandma went 1/7 in my team. I was playing my worst role because "teamwork".
  3. If you can play 60 champions on a decent level, you can pick the other 60 without any kind of experience different than "Q does this, W does that and thanks to E I can do that", which is available on the wikia or in ability description.
  4. Totally agree.
  5. Look point 4.
  6. If I was laning 1v2 or 1v3 for the past 10 minutes, but I still have my tower, then I'm hella going to tell you that you should finally push that freaking bottom lane tower.
  7. Look point 4.