Listen, it's this simple...
If you aren't willing to care enough to TRY to play well, please stop. Honestly. Just stop. "Oh, I'm casual...." Go play Call of Duty. Or Angry Birds. Or Solitaire. But we RELY on you in this game, you lethargic, self-important idiot. "Dude, I'm so high/drunk..." I would never suggest suicide. Simply a different choice in game. For the love of whatever God you don't currently believe in. Big love. -the Playabout