hi im master tier, i'm here 2 share u secret trick to get high elo

turtlecoon·2/21/2015, 12:08:11 AM·148 votes·17,518 views

helo evrybody i am deadturtle

i am master tier wow

http://www.lolking.net/summoner/na/26757540#matches

now i share with u low elo plebs very stronk trick gain elo on ap heroes

BANER OF COMAND!!!

http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Banner_of_Command

u dink i am troll? NO TROLL look this is my promos 2 master tier http://i.imgur.com/CvmR1AK.jpg WOW BANER

WOW

60 AP !! 200 HP !! 40 MR!! 10% CDR !! good stats for mage u see, if u r not 100% burst champon then it give nice balance of stats u see and give team early aegis aura !! good for skirmish and drag fight !!!!

BUT WAIT

THERE'S MORE

omfg promote minion is immune to magic dmg woh wow now think u want 2 go roam bot but dont want viggar mister of evil take u tower WHAT U DO?

WOW BANNER WOW PROMOTE MINION WOW WOW

now minion immune magic

u roam bot to gank, provide aegis aura 4 tim

what veigar do? veigar push turret? NO VEIGAR 10 DAMAGE AUTO TO PROMOTE CANNON MINION, MINION IMMUNE TO MAGIC

wow pro

ty for u time see u in chalonger

na solo q hard and ned many skill keepo

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thank u sensei sebsauve34 show me way of baner. all spam sebsauve34 for lesons

72 Comments

Phil Fly2/21/2015, 2:21:30 AM30 votes

NO VEIGAR 10 DAMAGE AUTO TO PROMOTE CANNON MINION, MINION IMMUNE TO MAGIC

lol

Oxycut2/21/2015, 1:34:27 AM15 votes

Why doesn't this thread's original post have 10k upvotes?

SarahElle2/21/2015, 12:19:52 AM13 votes

I tried to read this. I really did. It started to hurt. My noose is bleeding. Oh god, I think I need he----

Jesus is Savior2/21/2015, 3:21:47 PM5 votes

what did i just read

Byrnes2/22/2015, 4:06:37 AM3 votes

God damn that was worth the read. +1

Ethri2/21/2015, 4:47:45 AM3 votes

Still torn between Locket and Banner on AP supports. So would it be reasonable to say Locket for enemy AoE team and Banner for dealing with enemy wave clear?

Sirin Gioro2/21/2015, 5:55:03 AM3 votes

pls no let coh'gaf be flevor of thi month. me know this thred is baner of comend but me recantly see many coh'gaf pleyer, very sickens me. you see, you mustard tier becuse you pley coh'gaf, to be honest. coh'gaf op why? Q - hard cc, W - silance, E - wevclear, R - wow tru demeg and give hp to make big big coh'gaf. So I tink you mistaken, is coh'gaf dat is curry you to mustard tier, not benner comend. pls and ty.

Solaris Han2/22/2015, 12:27:09 AM2 votes

but wut if baner is not kill?

øbv2/22/2015, 12:16:20 AM2 votes

Thank you for best tricks. I now main AD Chogath Top. I got promoted from Bronze 1 To Bronze 5. Since you need to go up in numbers to be better.

disregardable2/21/2015, 12:11:44 AM2 votes

I lost almost every game I built banner of command.

Master Saitama9/4/2015, 12:00:25 AM1 votes

God, I love you, I run banner, and just bless your soul for this 10/10 presentation.

Pucking Purrfect2/21/2015, 12:17:42 AM1 votes

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SelflessTeammate2/21/2015, 7:41:02 PM1 votes

I often get item 3069 on Skarner, Kayle, and sometimes Diana, in the jungle. It's not uncommon for me to bring Clairvoyance, either. It should be fairly obvious why it's such a good item, which is primarily its active. Its extra regen, movement speed, and very slight gold income upgrade are well worth its low cost.

I don't think the meta is sound. I think it's obvious it doesn't work, else the ones not following the meta would lose every time. This is often not the case, I think because people who follow the meta to the letter (as in, in no way do anything unexpected) are copycats and, well, LCS-wannabes. They think this makes them skilled. It doesn't. It means they're only trying to appear skilled, and I guarantee these aren't the types of people who will be getting anywhere near their goal of winning every game by not only following but enforcing the meta for any and all champs.

It's nonsense. It really is. You do something unconventional, you'll probably win, provided you know how to do it. But if you follow everyone else and don't even understand why good players do what they do, you're not going anywhere.

This still doesn't explain why I placed in B3 from S3 last season, that's a bit of a let-down, but I just finished prelims yesterday. I still say it holds true. I used to have literally all greens on my match history, no losses as far as the list went, in Normals, by going a little out of convention and finding things that worked, even if they weren't considered "meta".

Get creative, it pays off, is all I'm really trying to say. So, yeah, upvote.

LoL Ergo Urgot2/21/2015, 9:49:06 PM1 votes

You know what this forum has inspired me to do? Go and look at every single item page I have created, and do SCIENCE (experiment)! ty op.

I also just realized something. Can you imagine how good item 3056 would be on skarner? Guy could come in from behind the enemy tower, disable it, and drag the enemy away from it. Like that's cray cray.

prepare2bSPANKED2/21/2015, 10:17:36 PM1 votes

I build that item on rengar sometimes

What Is Smite2/22/2015, 1:35:01 AM1 votes

So for support champions you are saying that banner is better for AP supports while Locket is better for tankier supports like Blitz and Thresh? Also I play Galio as a support since his kit is really strong with just building MR and some slight armor, which would I take for him?

Misplaced Faith2/22/2015, 2:20:55 AM1 votes

kappa

Killer X 122/23/2015, 8:32:52 AM1 votes

Lol I like you.

RaiseYourBortles5/11/2015, 12:00:56 PM1 votes

now think u want 2 go roam bot but dont want viggar mister of evil take u tower

This got me hahahaha good shit

AwesomeChad5/19/2015, 2:32:57 AM1 votes

this guy is a toxic player. saw him in Qt's game on his feedl0rd acc and he was bming qt alot.

Overheadpillow7/14/2015, 4:45:16 AM1 votes

item 3060 + Baron Buff = OP Minion