Any Diamond players wanna partner up with this Silver in solo/duo queue?

I mean, I got 3 great reasons for why it would be good for you from a business perspective.

1. pls

2. I heard it averages out the MMR, so you'd probably be playing against some gold/plat players you're mostly able to have a fun time beating.

3. I heard it averages out the MMR, so I'd probably be playing WITH three other gold/plat players who most likely won't go Draven Top and give first blood by running into the enemy jungle, ten times in a row. Also, I ain't a garbage player who goes Draven Top and gives first blood by running into the enemy jungle. So I wouldn't make any games a 4v5.

Your team won't be shit, your enemies won't nearly be on your ELO, and pls. You can't say no to that, can you?