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Snaketeeth01·12/8/2016, 5:01:17 PM·1 votes·711 views

I've learned anything longer then 5 sentences demands too much attention span for internet day's and I can't truly get my msg across unless it is in the form of a meme. Sad. But deal with it.

LOL is probably the easiest game I have ever played. When you just sit and look at objectively how it should be played. how a team should function. To go out there and actually do it. is it a hard thing to do. If I sat in a room of 4 players with my skill level and we all have mics and the same level of insight. I really don't see how we couldn't be within top %3 of world skill. And that's just because majority of player's out there should not even have bothered installing this unfortunately free to play game.

It is extremely rare that I don't see an ally death every 40--70 seconds of gameplay. This is standard for every game I play in. And every game, has first blood within 4 minutes of load.

Seriously? You do know. When you get a kill, it's because the enemy died.. when you die the enemy get's a kill.. You don't want your enemy to have lots of kills and be first to gold and finishing items. items are power. power > skill. And you stop them from getting power by say it with me "not dying". That's like.. come on.

League to me, is hockey. you've got 5 on 5. In low elo (where I will be forever) I constantly see this happen. Myself and another strong ally will go back to shop at same time with 1500+ gold in pockets. and we send out our pings, half the map is warded. And it is very easy to see where the enemy team is moving to. So while 2 of our team members are in our defense zone, I watch 2 of my allies run out into the enemy team to 1 v 5 one at a time. Giving 2 more kills, and putting themself in the penalty box. I did not put them there, I had nothing to do with their loss! I tried to act against it! but here at my one computer as one character in a game of ten. I can't do a fucking thing but watch it happen. Every game. Every match. Every day. In every single ranking I hit from B1 ro S2. Nothing has changed in 3 years of ranked play.

I have mained tank for a long time. Called where enemy is to watch my allies run in alone. I run toward an enemy weakspot only to find I have no allies running with me. Because to them "I'm the carry i call the shots". Well no you fucking don't. I'm the tanky support with the engage cc. I call when the enemy is stunned. I call when to use MY skills to save your ass. And I can't do that, if you don't run with me. Yes I'm gonna follow you around if you know what you're doing and where to go. But do you think these low elo players have a clue? Not even close.

I just pick autofill nowadays. For years I have owned all champs, all runes, play all positions equally well, get S rank like it's a bodily function. League itself is not a hard game. My god it is easy. But so many things get out of control fast because you are playing with randoms. Who just dont get it. We've all seen taht 1 enemy carry that gets 30 kills in a game. And it's easy to see why. He got 1 multi kill early cause your team trickled in. And since then he has had 4 allies run on top of or near him to give him more kills so they push obj together. And your team just keeps trickling in 1 at a time for the next 35 minutes til nexus explodes. I cannot tell you how many times I have got an S rank in a match I've lost and said. "wow. So i was able to stay alive.. get kills.. have more cs than 2 enemies. Less deaths than anyone on my team.. i dropped wards.. i warned where enemy was.. How come I have 9 players around me who hit solo q. 4 of them get to play with somebody who puts in as much as I do. 5 of them who get to face overfeeding unaware allies. And I've got a team of 4 randoms that can't put in as much effort as me or any enemy. How come my enemy team has a top laner that can go 3-0 and I'm stuck here supporting an adc who cant cs and can't plan a play? Why am I here jungling hearing every lane tell me i'm a horrible jungler who can't gank. When there is 3 deaths in every fucking lane. I don't have boots and basic jungle item complete til 16 minutes, it's 8 minutes in and enemy team has 14 kills. Gee, I wonder why I as sej don't feel strong enough to fight that top lane nasus or bot lane ez. Maybe if I just run at that veigar mid more instead of killing minions, that will help us win?" Why can't my allies play half as good as I do? If I am able to look at my allies and see countless mistakes, I am better than my team. simple.

When I was only 1-2 years into this game I was still wondering who the hell these champs are. Reading about league, watchign videoes. getting my ass kicked and not knowing how. now 8000 games later. Still in the bottom ranks because I am just 1 of 5 players.

No teams listen to pings. no teams group fight. no individual players can keep themselves alives. I have absolute 0 doubt if I were dropped into a high gold rank, I'd be at home. Finaly players of my skill who don't drop the ball every 30 seconds. Somebody else to ping for me. Somebody else to know where the enemy is without needing wards. Until then. I'm stuck in the mire getting S ranks every other game, and losing 3/4 of my games anyway.

5 Comments

fo1rR1EmSt12/8/2016, 5:17:43 PM2 votes

Awfully long for a troll post xD

jgnoob69XD12/8/2016, 6:12:57 PM1 votes

gunna assume this isnt troll post....

don't know why its so hard for low elo players to not blame themselves for their own mistakes and blame their own team. everyone in high elo tells you the same thing yet you don't listen. this is why you're gunna be stuck in your shit elo forever, not cause of your teammates.

also, just browsing your match history, you have shit kda's/performances in over half your games. no idea how you can complain about your team everygame when you yourself underperform in over 50% of your games.

Snaketeeth011/6/2017, 5:28:57 PM1 votes

see what you get to look at is the end result.

If your gonna look at my end KDA and see that my score is 4-4-2 in a game that I lost. How do you not know that I had my teams first 3 kills while my enemy team had 12 kills?

I'm not joking when I say, this is all of my losses.

High elo players love to talk shit to me, because they think they are better than me. And it's all bullshit. I'll play with some "high elo master". and after match all they have to say is. Oh you made 1 mistake in 20 minutes, and I think your cs shoulda been 30 higher. They don't pay any attention to then 50 ally mistakes around me that we had to witness. no no none of that matters. Somehow every plat player is able to 1v5 bronze, and they fact they are 5 plat v 5 plat means nothing to them. Dude put me with 4 plat allies I swear to any god you can think of I will have absolutely no problem surviving in that enviroment. Bring it on.

How is it, I am able to get S rank win. S rank win. allies hyperfeed cant keep up, lose. S rank win. S rank win. Share top score win. allies hyperffed lose. allies hyperfeed lose. allies hyperfeed lose. S rank win. And the end result is that my rank does not change. My ability to get S rank on any champ I play does not change. What changes is the 4 random feeders I have to play with every game. Every game. Do you want me to take 20 screenshots straigh of my endgames? I'll do it. It will prove without doubt that my wins, I get top score. Every time. In my losses, I get top score. Every time.

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Here is my first game of the day today.

3 players with 0 kills. 3 of them. Not just.. oh I've got 1 bad ally who cant get a kill. No. 3 players on my team were not able to get a single god dam kill for my team.

You will also notice that I have %50 of the teams kills. Thank god our lux was able to somewhat hold our midlane together while top ad bottom were jaw dropping feeding.

Another thing you can't see from end stats is who of the 10 players in the game got the first blood. I'll give you a hint. It's the same player that got first blood in the last 5 games I've played. I know this because I remember recently playing in a duo as Ezreal. getting 2 S rank in a row btw, right after getting an S rank yi jng. SO thats.. yup 3 S rank wins in a row I pulled off as top killer, top gold, top dmg dlt, top cs. But hey, I guess I need to.. carry harder? Stop allowing myself to be boosted for my wins? And in one of of ez games it was first blood double kill. Thank you jungler for that excellent gank. And thank you soraka, for doing a great job keeping us alive.

I did not win those games alone. I was ABLE to get top score because I can perform that way, if my allies will allow it. They are getting their own kills. Keeping me alive. warding. Not running around recklessly. Not dying. Helping with dragon. Good boy's. But bronze.. oh no no. You don't get teams like this. They just run out and die. Then die again. Then die some more. Then they die again and again then die some more. But only after they go and die and give the enemy more gold. And then believe it or not. They die again.

I can play 50 games, and track how many times an ally picks and plays a tank. It will be under 10 without a doubt. And that's not exxagerating. i might see 3 actual tank players in 50 games. I've tried going main tank for 2 years. Gave up on that. I've learned that playing as a carry I would say "god dammit I wish i had a tank to help me!" But nobody play's tank. So I played tank and said "well I'm gonna help these guy's get kills, and stop the enemy from getting kills!". But in 2 years of being tank, not once have I seen the carries run toward me or wait. I will be in the river running toward mid lane, running toward our turret. Throw my pings out there. And watch two allies extended die far away from turret. So I get there and have them yell at me for being "late". Cause somehow it's my fault they couldn't just back up and wait 15 seconds. That's what I don't understand about this game. Everyone i see just can't back up and let their character sit still for 5 seconds, so another person can get on their screen. it's always go go go go go go run at the enemy don't stop don't look at the map just run at them!

I'm not kidding. I'm not lying. The terrible horrible awful feeder players that are down here, keep me down here. If you get those M F's out of my way and put me in plat. You wouldn't even tell the difference. I've been playing this for 7 years and gaming for over 2 decades. League itself is not hard to me. Winning a game on summoners rift.. overall not hard. But I'm sitting here as a solo player playing with random garbage. no teamwork no communication. it is entirely random and it can't be done.

Seriously. 3 players with 0 kills. How do you do that? When I play as tank I don't allow myself to die before 20 minutes. I used to play main lux and my entire goal was to farm cs and never die. I used to go 4-5 games straight with 3 total deaths. I don't see players like that any more. Where are they and why arn't they on my team? I have mained caitlyn and won 26 games straight, went from B2 to S4. Again no fucking joke. But then every year. ladder reset. Back to the bottom you go! play with these losers! and good luck.

Trust me I email riot. I've dropped over $3000 in this game and countless hours. I've told them adjust my account drop me in plat and I'll float there on my own. Matchmaking does not work, there is no fair way to get out of bronze. I am individually stronger than majority of my allies I see it every day. But I am but 1 of 10 players there is nothing I can do. They told me they can't adjust an account like that. I don't believe them I call BS on that.

Snaketeeth011/6/2017, 8:08:57 PM1 votes

have my screenshots of my next 2 games ready to go. Both S ranks of course. Both of them first blood. Of course..

won the first one. Team was good enough to make plays not die. Next one they just would not stop dying. dying.dying. throwing here, dying there. troll building and not caring. dying here die again and again. And it's a loss cause as jung tank with more kills than ADC. You can't do anything about it. I'm but 1 of 5 players. I can support 1 other to help carry, but I still have 3 anchors dragging my rank down to oblivion. Nothing is enough. So what happens.

I get first kill every game.. check. S rank every game. Check. Win some lose some and stay bronze despite being over skilled for bronze. Big ole checkarooni.

I think next year after promos I'm just gonna buy a platinum ranked account and sit on it for a year while playing 500 gmes and staying there anyway. Can't be that hard right. Your allies don't die at least once a minute do that? I mean if they did, you wouldn't pick them to be on your team.

I know I wouldnt pick half of the allies i get to be on my team.

But ffs. If a team would just pick me up already cause you need a tank. Lets get wins. it's seriously not hard.

All you do is gain gold, buy items, not die. I fail to see any real strategy to the game beyond that. When the enemy isn't in your way, you move toward their nexus. If they are in the way, you kill em and not die. Easy. Just do that.

Demi Alone1/6/2017, 9:11:19 PM1 votes

pls , dont hurt me