Get bronzed

Can you win 1 lane?

one lane. that's it.

Can you go 5 minutes without dying?

If yes and yes. You are better than any ally I am ever given in bronze rank.

What amazes me about riot. is every year the exact same thing happens. I will win 6-7 of my placement matches and be placed in B5. Take 8 months to hit silver 5. then take 1 week to hit silver 2. And then next thing ya know. it's back to placements and back to bronze. And somehow. Riot considers bronze and plat to be in the same ladder.. as if anyone down here has a fair chance of climbing out with solo Q. bwahahahhaha not with these feeders my god.

I'll give you an S rank. Where ya want me? S rank no problem.

I'd pref somebody who can main top or mid an actually win your lane. Scratch that you don't even have to win it. Just don't lose it.

My back hurts from getting climbed on. I have to hard carry to win 20 LP. Then I get a double afk and lose 19 LP. How is this fair to the single player?

In every chat after match. No matter how I perform, all my allies have to say is how bad I am. Even though I have top gold and one of the top kills on my team. Most likely the highest cs, and probably most dmg dealt overall. They just wanna talk smack as if they understand the game.

I love how I can go 5-1 as jungler early game. allies all go 0-4-0. Then later when I am 6-5 and we lose. "omg such a bad jungler even though I hyperfed and gave enemy so much gold and map control you are bad you you you." Just F off. Riot call's it matchmaking, I call it torture.

Idgaf if you carry, I carry he carries, or we all carry. Just don't die. Don't die. DO NOT DIE.

In all of my recent games I am usually getting first blood (been that way for 4 years now) and I have an ally dead before 3:00. Every game. But then when i hit silver. THere is almost teamwork, almost a little bit of skill in the game. Down here, it's pure snowball loss, or hard carry wins.

Just win a lane. Any lane.