Trapped in elo hell, LF bronze duo

I think I'm some sort of LOL master. I seem to have mastered the secret to league. It's called NOT DYING! Too bad my allies cant figure it out.

Once the feeding begins. Honestly 1 of 4 allies dies within every minute.

I main jungler. I don't gain 2 kills every minute, so no I cannot help these lanes.

Again, main jungler so according to my allies. I'm useless. Just because I cannot be everywhere at once, I'm not good enough. I can run to a lane to burn enemy flash, and watch my ally die.

Doesnt matter which lane I play, MOST of the time I win my role no problem and watch 2 lanes feed. I support, top mid feed. I mid top bot feed. I top and our team gets 0 drags, over a death a minute, 0 turrets and it's a mess.

I main tank because allies dont understand the simple concept of staying alive, so I try to keep them alive. Which is extremely hard.

I honestly do not think LOL is hard. How can it be? It's a strategy game with a simple premise. 3 lanes, limited paths, kill 1 building, the same map has een out for 5 years and it is not the first video game ever. How can it be difficult? If you are a squishy carry every ten seconds you should be asking yourself. "am I safe if I move forward?" It's either yes or no.

You don't know if it's safe or not if you dont stare at your map constantly. And if you do know it isn't safe because your tank is at fountain. Then why the hell are you extended?!?!?!? zomfg massive rage.

I've been in bronze for too long. I cannot honestly say. "yeah that was a fair loss" "oh I could have done this better". I'm always saying "wow, maybe we would have had more of a chance if those 3 players would just stop dying.

Maybe I am blessed with super saiyan logic or something. I just seem so superior to anyone around me because I can count to ten and understand simple strategies. Somebody dying means somebody getting a kill. Don't want your enemy to have kills? Dont die. Need gold? kill minions.

When you are alive you are potential to be gaining xp gold. When you are dead, you are %0 of gaining. So wouldn't it be beneficial to make your top priority staying alive longer than the enemy?

Seriously, when did league get hard?