NURF is going to be the first game mode since I joined League

FarRockBF·Mar 31, 2015·19 votes·3,640 views

that I won't play even once.

32 Comments

B1naryB0tMar 31, 201511 votes

Honestly, I see some fun to be had in this mode. Could just be me though.

DJ Di0Mar 31, 20158 votes

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Honestly, I see some fun to be had in this mode. Could just be me though.

I too enjoy watching paint dry.

B1naryB0tMar 31, 20155 votes

It works similar to URF, trying to find the things that are secretly broken, it's just at a slower pace.

DJ Di0Mar 31, 20153 votes

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It works similar to URF, trying to find the things that are secretly broken, it's just at a slower pace.

IF this is a real mode, which I hope it's not, the only champions I think can do well will be Riven or Heimerdinger.

The Troll KingMar 31, 20151 votes

Riven's Q would go on a 39 second cooldown (with no CDR). Her Q's CD starts when the first Q is used. But, each Q has a MAX time of 4 seconds to be used or else you can't use the rest of the Q's, so essentially, riven has at MAXIMUM (if she waits 4 seconds for each Q-----after the first one), 31 second CD on Q because:

1st Q = instant Wait 4 seconds to use next Q Wait 4 seconds to use last Q Q goes on CD for 31 seconds----remember, this is assuming no CDR------but, the question is: do CDR items have an effect like in normal gameplay or not? And is it still capped at 40% CDR?

And I'm pretty sure that a 31 second CD on Q does not help Riven, and considering she still needs to auto attack to proc her passive, the enemy can just get 'walk away' to the turret by then. Lol....

KaisadiIIaMar 31, 20153 votes

Katarina What do you mean cooldown?

The Troll KingMar 31, 20151 votes

She gets insta-CCed, and then she becomes useless. Cho'Gath eats her.

SvddenlyMar 31, 20152 votes

Good luck with that. Remember her passive isn't an instant reset, it's a 15 second (or something) reduction to all of her CDs. The only one that would get reset is her W. Have fun with those "resets".

Rubber JesusMar 31, 20151 votes

Just a few things...

5 Ohmwreckers just pushing a lane? The opposing team can't run to you, and won't do enough damage to stop you if you build tank. Movement speed around turrets running down lanes.... 3 seconds of invulnerable to turrets x 5 = 15 seconds. Take Trynd and you have another 5 seconds. Take Kayle, and you get another 2-3 seconds.

With 5 Talisman of Ascensions, you all get a 40% MS buff every 60 Seconds to rotate between the 5 of you.

Miss Fortune has a 70 MS buff when not in combat, and low CD all around.

Essence Reaver and item 3070 for mana.

item 3172 will be another item to get, considering it has AS, AD, and MS, with Tenacity. You'll need Tenacity from this, since you'll probably want item 3009 or item 3117 .

Runaans for flat AS, item 3072 item 3139 item 3508 for AD since Critical strikes deal 50% of base AD. item 3091 will be the AS items for melee, since they can't get Runaan's. Trynd may want crit though, for the CD reduction on his ult to push towers.

item 3153 works as well.

Nami gives MS to allies on spells, although CDs would be long, it may not be worth it.

MS on item 3285 stacks as well, so you could build a few of those.

I'm sure there are other things to work out, but these are just the ones I thought of off the top of my head. I do believe summoner 12 item 3056 item 3060 item 3172 item 3069 will be some OP items, just to name a few. It would be more item based and teamwork focused than other modes.

PlayingOnATrainMar 31, 20157 votes

It's obviously Rito's way of avoiding fixing east coasts servers. They hope since everything in the game moves really low people won't mind 100+ping.

revliledpembrokeMar 31, 20154 votes

And if NURF turns out to be URF with the letter N added, and the Nurf buff they described is just trolling, part of their April Fools joke, how sad will you be once it's here and gone? Just because NURF is labeled NURF doesn't mean that the ACTUAL game mode won't be the exact same as URF. I mean, what a perfect way to troll the URF fanboys. Get ready to put URF back up, then decide to put a couple pages up saying how awesome NURF is going to be (which seem to me to be not so serious), and then watch as all the fanboys flip shit and refuse to do anything, while the open-minded people who decide to try it get URF.

FarRockBFMar 31, 20153 votes

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And if NURF turns out to be URF with the letter N added, and the Nurf buff they described is just trolling, part of their April Fools joke, how sad will you be once it's here and gone? Just because NURF is labeled NURF doesn't mean that the ACTUAL game mode won't be the exact same as URF. I mean, what a perfect way to troll the URF fanboys. Get ready to put URF back up, then decide to put a couple pages up saying how awesome NURF is going to be (which seem to me to be not so serious), and then watch as all the fanboys flip shit and refuse to do anything, while the open-minded people who decide to try it get URF.

We can only hope that you speak words of truth!

ForPortalMar 31, 20151 votes

If you really believe that, then please, sit April Fools Day out. It is a toddler's understanding of a joke to believe that lying to people is all you need to do to be funny.

Look at Google's April Fools joke: you can go to Google Maps right now, and play Pac Man on their street maps. They told us what the joke is, and it's still funny. That is how you do an April Fools joke, not just playing to people's willingness to believe that you are incompetent.

revliledpembrokeMar 31, 20153 votes

Who said anything about incompetent? Besides, the humor does not lie with the lie, the humor comes from all the URF fanboys who are too pigheaded and enamored with URF too even consider playing NURF miss out on the newly renamed URF mode. I'd laugh at them. Poor deluded fools. Also, as a 20 year old white college student from Michigan attending a Catholic college in Indiana, I can make people laugh by telling them I'm a middle aged black lady from South Carolina. And that's a lie.

jeffeypopApr 9, 20152 votes

someone is salty about a toddler trolling them on april fools...

4nth0l0gyMar 31, 20153 votes

Man I REALLY miss ascension. That shit was everything I like about Dominion but with a great middle objective.

AnruiMar 31, 20152 votes

I played the crap out of Ascension, and every single game I played of it was with the new Khazix skin. It made me love Kha, a champion I hadn't played a lot of before hand. Next thing I knew I was jungling Kha every single game...then the nerfs came...

þangApr 1, 20151 votes

i hope they bring back ascension at some point it was far superior to dominion.

karmabot39Apr 1, 20153 votes

I'm really sad that they didn't release it :'( I wanted to try it

ResponsibleDadMar 31, 20152 votes

I'm just sad. Even Helmet Bro is crying...

summoner 3 item 3070

GaleWinUnleashedMar 31, 20152 votes

Wait til tomorrow, when they reveal it's all a horrible joke and unveil the actual version of URF that they've been working on.

AnruiMar 31, 20152 votes

Part of me feels like this is exactly what's gonna happen. But the other part of me thinks this is serious. Really, it's hard to tell if they are being serious or not..Riot has a history of just f'ing with us

revliledpembrokeApr 1, 20152 votes

Kinda like exactly what I said

BolwinkelMar 31, 20152 votes

What if it was called "D-NURF" Which would mean "Deffinately Not Ultra Rapid Fire"

test accountMar 31, 20152 votes

I can't wait to play jungle mundo in NURF. It's going to be awesome.

Killer X 12Mar 31, 20151 votes

I'll play one game. Which means its the same as hexakill and even less than Nemesis. Idk if i'll even finish the game. If all the towers are still up at 1 hour i'ma just quit lol

The Troll KingMar 31, 20151 votes

Okay then, don't play it when it comes out. I will check your match history when it comes out. If I see one game of it on your history I will report you to Rito.

Please, don't break your promise. You never break your promises. Thus, you will not play it when it comes out.

I'm really serious, though. Starting now, I'll be checking your match history from time to time. And if I see an 'URF' type game of any kind on your history, you're a goner.

FarRockBFMar 31, 20151 votes

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Okay then, don't play it when it comes out. I will check your match history when it comes out. If I see one game of it on your history I will report you to Rito.

Please, don't break your promise. You never break your promises. Thus, you will not play it when it comes out.

I'm really serious, though. Starting now, I'll be checking your match history from time to time. And if I see an 'URF' type game of any kind on your history, you're a goner.

Errr, no **NURF **will be played. But if it turns out to be URF; HELL YEAH I'm playing!

The Troll KingMar 31, 20151 votes

But if 'URF' comes out it will be 'NURF' because it's a 'newer' version of last year's URF.

Thus, it's NURF.

HUEHUEHUEEEEE!!!

I GOT YOU!!!!

I'll be checking you match history. GGerino.