FOUR V FIVE MODE!!!!! You said you could win anything. ANYTHING?

Lots of people say that they can win lop-sided matches when there is DC with such consistency, they don't even bother to FF at 20. Bring it! Instead of it being accidental, rock it on your own terms. How do you balance it early game? I have my ideas but Riot would have their own. It isn't really supposed to be very balanced anyway. Probably diminishing buffs or something to champs and turrets with no allied champ in lane. That might be for the 5 lames that just want to split push. We didn't make this for weak teas. You got a man advantage and you still won't come at me, Bro?

Special honors, icons, and banners for the victors of course! Juxt-Opponent skins? Hmmmm? Would you be down?

Thoughts?

Why not 3 on 5 you say? Slow down, Tex.